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“What is he even wearing?” Sirius moans, throwing a handful of berries into their bucket with perhaps a bit more force than is needed. “That hat is atrocious. Is he fifty? Is he a bird watcher?”
“Birding is a lovely hobby, Sirius, don’t knock it ‘til you try it.”
“Oh god, I have a thing for a bird watcher. What’s happening to me? I need to lie down.”
“Calm down, Pads, I don’t think he’s a bird watcher. Don’t they eat bees? Seems like a conflict of interest.”
“I need to be put down. Euthanize me.”
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Sirius Black visits the Potters in their small new town, and the beekeeper with horrible fashion sense sweeps him off his feet.