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“Wow, Dream, look at you! You’re so pretty! What happened, did Hollywood get its hands on you? I bet even your laugh tinkles like little silver bells now!”
“Hob Gadling? What happened to you? Where is *my* Hob Gadling?”
“Yeah, weird portal thingy, I guess we’re switched now. I hope he doesn’t mess up my life too badly.”
“That’s what you’re worried about???”
“Ah, my Nightmare! Come here, love.”
“Hob Gadling? What? What are you talking about? Love???”
“Dream? What’s going on? Why don’t you remember me? Oh wait, that weird portal thing! Are you not in love with me in this universe?”
“IN LOVE?!?!?!?!?”