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[INITIALIZING]
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[HOST ID CONFIRMED. CREATING ACCOUNT. ESTABLISHING CONNECTION.]
A figure was tumbling through a seemingly endless sea of darkness, shimmering stardust dispersed all around. At the same time an augmented voice chimed in with a whir, a blue light shining in the nothingness.
[BINDING HOST TO ACCOUNT.]
...what.. what is going on? Where am I? I'm so dizzy..
[WELCOME, VALUED USER! TO THE MAGICAL WORLD OF HARRY POTTER!]
...a blue screen? who's talking?...wait, hold on just a second- Is this a system? Harry Potter? Does this mean- Did I just- am i- am I dead?
[CORRECT! HOST HAS JUST DIED AND HAS ENTERED THE CYCLE OF REINCARNATION! HOWEVER, HOST HAS MADE A DYING WISH WHICH HAS FULFILLED THE CRITERIA OF "DYING WISH BY THE UNHINGED BUT SEEMS INTERESTING" LIST!]
WHAT.
[THIS SYSTEM IS IN-CHARGE OF THE HOST AND PROVIDING TO OUR HOST THE BEST POSSIBLE EXPERIENCE THROUGH THEIR JOURNEY. HOST HAS MADE A DYING WISH IN HER DEATH AND SO HER MAIN MISSION OBJECTIVE HAS BEEN SET TO THE HARRY POTTER UNIVERSE.]
Mission Objective? A system in the Harry Potter universe? Seriously? What is this—some kind of transmigration novel? Shouldn’t you be dropping souls into xianxia worlds or cultivation realms instead? What’s an eastern trope like you even doing in a western setting?
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[USER'S SYSTEM WILL BE OPERATING ON POWER SAVING MODE DURING HOST'S FORMATIVE YEARS. WOULD YOU LIKE TO USE STANDBY MODE DURING INITIAL PLACEMENT?]
...Power saving..? System, what do you mean by that?
[USER'S ABILITY TO PERFORM MISSIONS IS NERFED TO REALITY STANDARDS AND MISSIONS RELEGATED DURING FIRST YEARS WILL BE DIFFICULT, IT IS THIS SYSTEM'S SUGGESTION TO PUT ON HOLD ANY MISSION OBJECTIVE UNTIL HOST WILL BE ABLE TO DO SO. THIS IS ONE TIME USAGE]
What on earth...
[IS HOST AGREEABLE TO STANDBY MODE?]
Do you mean to say, since I'll be reborn again into the Harry Potter Universe, I'll become a baby. And so, if mission objectives are delegated to me, I won't be able to accomplish them?
[HOST IS CORRECT.]
...haa... I'm going to regret this aren't I?
I agree.
[STANDBY MODE SELECTED! HOPE HOST ENJOYS HER EXPERIENCE!]
Sure.
[THIS SYSTEM WISHES THE USER THE BEST IN FULFILLING THE MAIN MISSION OBJECTIVE: REFORM THE WIZARDING EDUCATION SYSTEM!]
Wait, what?