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Summary:

a silly little chat fic of HSR. Most chapters are probably gonna be Xianzhou related cause i love them. Updates whenever i can, tho i will try for once a week

Chapter 1: Dragons???

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

The Ancients

 

Your Favourite General : Someone want to explain to me why I've just been informed of 2 wanted criminals on the ship?

 

Sworn to Violence : Not particularly, i don't think you want to really go into that

 

Gun Mommy : Listen we had nothing to do with the stellaron disaster, its was a coincidence

 

Your Favourite General : make that 3 wanted criminals

 

Hunt when? : May I ask who the 3rd criminal is? As far as i'm aware only 2 of the stellaron hunters are on the ship

 

Diviner : Probably a certain dragon

 

Chicken Power : There are more dragons than Bailu?

 

Healer Dragon : The correct term is Vidyadhara, but yes, however there aren’t many left 

 

The Youngest : off topic, but there's a man with a cane who just blew up a miniature planet for a small mara-struck and im concerned

 

Chicken Power : Yeah, i just saw it too, however Loucha and Silent but Deadly dont seem overly fazed

 

Ice Ice Baby : Oh that's just Mr Yang, don't mind him

 

The Youngest : If he can do that i'm concerned about the other people who came on the express and what they're capable of

 

Hunt when? : Nah, from what i've gathered Mr Yang is one of the strongest of us (most likely the oldest too, Dan heng refuses to give us his age so it’s hard to tell)

 

Ice Ice Baby : Mr Yang is still probably older since Dan Heng doesn't look much older that 20

 

Your Favourite General : And i’m hundreds of years old but don't look much older than 30

 

Fox Mommy #1 : It's more like 35, you act like an old man though

 

Sworn to Violence : Back to what the chicken lady said, who is Silent but Deadly? That does not overly sound like an actual name

 

Coffin Man : Dan Heng, Sushang nicknamed him that

 

Sworn to Violence : Mind telling me where your little group is?

 

Chicken Power : I’m not gonna give up the position of innocent people’s locations to a wanted criminal

 

Ice Ice Baby : Danny, are you replacing us?

 

Silent but Deadly : now that you’ve said that, yes

 

Ice Ice Baby : @Responsible Danny is being mean



Diviner : Let’s keep family business out of this group chat please

 

Your Favourite General : I agree with Fu Xuan

Your Favourite General : And i would love an answer to my question about why 3 wanted criminal (two by the IPC) were able to get onto this ship

 

Fox Mommy #2 : The stellaron hunters obviously got on some other way, but no dragons have passed through cloudford in years according to records

 

Healer Dragon : Vidyadhara records show that Imbibitor Lunae was sealed before exile, which also would have removed some of his memories, + he could have been reborn and moulted since his exile so as far we’re aware any Vidyadhara on the Lufou could be him.

 

Your Favourite General : I'm surprised at how accurate your records are, but this also bring the complication that the dragon could also not be aware that he is exiled from the Luofu. 

@Diviner can you look into this?

 

Diviner : I’ll have a look when its not 9:30 pm, and most people are awake and at work to not disturb many people

 

Fox Mommy #2 : Anyone want some limited edition Jing Yuan pictures? 15% off if your in this group chat only

 

Sworn to Violence : How much would 5 pictures be?

 

Fox Mommy #2 : Without discount 50,000 credits, i’ll DM you the address to meet 

 

Sworn to Violence : See you then :) 

 

Ice Ice Baby : On the topic of photos, anyone wanna see rare pictures of Dan Dan smiling?

 

Hunt when? : Yes please

 

Ice Ice Baby: dandansmiling1.jpeg dandansmiling2.jpeg dandansmiling3.jpeg

 

The Youngest : Are you sure he’s smiling in those photos? It's hard to tell

 

Hunt when? : Can confirm he is smiling in those photos

Notes:

fun little silly thing im gonna be working on in the background of my other fic. Also i'm pretty much only gonna be working on this fic untill we get the new quests on the xianzhou luofu in phase 2, cause i need brainrot and lore to fuel chapter 4, also due to being uncertain regarding certain leaks.

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Have a nice day, and goodbye till i see you again