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Wednesday slammed the door shut and ran away from the office. It was a nightmare. A horrible, grotesque, nightmare that was now seared into her mind. She knew it happened but it was a whole other thing to see and hear it. It would haunt her until her dying breath. She had to get as far away from the sight as soon as possible. As she turned into a corridor, Wednesday bumped into someone
“Watch where you’re going, Addams” Bianca scoffed at her
Wednesday mumbled an apology and kept going. When she got her dorm room, Enid looked up from her phone as she laid on her bed
“Hey Wednesday. Did you know tha-“
Wednesday fell onto her knees and Enid scrambled over to her
“Oh my god”
“Enid. It was…”
“What? What happened?” Enid held onto her shoulders “Oh my god, did some one do something to the bee shed again? Did someone get hurt? What?”
“It was horrible Enid. It’ll haunt my dreams and not in a good way. I can no longer stay at Nevermore. It’s been tainted.” She looked her roommate in the eyes “Will you come with me?”
Her eyes got wide “Okay, hold on Willa. Before we run away, what happened?” Enid looked and sounded scared as she asked this question but she was pushing to be brave for Wednesday
Wednesday’s lip trembled “I can never put this torture onto you. I cannot bear for you to be tortured this way”
Enid hugged the small girl “But I can’t see you in pain either. Tell me then we can both share in… whatever happened and then we’ll start packing. Please tell me”
She sighed “If you truly wish.” Enid pulled back from the hug slightly but still held on “But I must apologize in advance for the disgusting image that I bring you…" She took a deep breathe "When I entered Principal Weems’s office, she and my parents were inside-”
Enid interrupted the story “Aww, your parents are doing a surprise visit”
“No Enid” she growled “Let me finish”
“Right sorry. I’ll just” she made a motion of zipping her lips and throwing away the keys
“Principal Weems was… on her knees in front of my father and my mother was at Weems’s desk chair… Some clothes were on while some were off and there were… certain body parts out on display”
Wednesday ended the story, cringing and trying to rub the image from her eyes. Enid’s jaw dropped
“Your parents were having sex with Principal Weems?” Enid yelled just the door flew open.
Enid balked at seeing the three figures in the doorway, all with varying degrees of emotion on their face. Principal Weems’s face was bright red and looked completely embaressed. Mr. Addams looked a little apologetic and Mrs. Addams had a relaxed smirk on. Wednesday’s back was turned but she was still able to tell who was there. The two girls looked at each other before separating from their hug and stood. Wednesday looked down at the ground while Enid was still staring at them. A beat passed
“It’s perfectly natural to-“ Morticia started
“Parents having sexual intercourse with their child’s principal is not natural, mother” Wednesday growled
“We’ll have to agree to disagree on that one, my little viper. Though we do apologize for the accidental witness.” Gomez apologized “We didn’t have any intention of you seeing us. We know how much you dislike displays of affection”
“That was not a display of affection”
“Which brings me back to what I was going to say before you so rudely interrupted me. It’s perfectly natural to show your loved ones affection through sexual-“
Wednesday looked up and sneered at Morticia “Yes mother I know. Many people have sex, whether married, dating, or strangers, I know. It’s sickening”
“Maybe to you, my little raven.” The smirk widened a smidge
Principal Weems cleared her throat “We will be more careful in the future to lock the door.”
“See that you do. Otherwise I will use my thinnest and sharpest blade on all three of you.”
The adults nodded in understanding, knowing that Wednesday was serious and wouldn’t hesitate to stab them
“Of course, my little viper. You won’t ever have to see that much again.”
Wednesday ignored her father and continued looking at Weems “Rule number 17. It is forbidden to have sexual relations with another person on school grounds. It is hypocritical to give these rules to the students and not abide by them yourself, Principal Weems”
The woman gulped “Well that rule was already in place when we were students”
“And did you break that rule when you were a student as well?”
Gomez sighed with a smile on his face. “Such horrid memories” He grabbed both women’s hands and kissed each one “Oh Tish, Issa, do you remember the time between clas-”
Both girls groaned at the same time
“Sorry Mr. Addams. I love your stories but I don’t think I need to know that. I think that’s more a… private moment between you guys” Enid gave a slight grimace
“Of course, of course.” He waved it off
“How could you become administer with this rule-breaking?”
Weems scoffed “Says the girl who just last night I caught sneaking out”
“That was entirely different. I am not trying to become a member of staff at Nevermore and was trying to get Enid the midnight blooms.”
Enid turned to her, smiling “Aww. You snuck out to get me rare flowers”
“I would have if I was not interrupted. But that’s beside the point Enid. The point is they should know better. What if a different student or another teacher walked in? It’s reckless to have sexual intercourse in such a public place, an unsanitary place-“
“My office is perfectly clean. Thank you very much”
“- And far less comfortable than a bed. Mother, Father, I am well aware how active your sexual life is but you usually and rightfully do it in the privacy of your bedroom. Why satan would you want to do have sex in a office when it’s far riskier to do it there than a bedroom?”
Enid raised her hand “I can take this one” She leaned over but was pushed away
“I know why, Enid. It was meant as a rhetorical question. I know some people enjoy having sex in more riskier places because they like the thrill of almost getting caught. I wanted to merely point out that this location is not a good location to have public sex in because they will get caught and did”
“Oh, right. Sorry”
“It is all right. Will you start packing while I finish this conversation with my parents and their lover?”
“Packing?”
“Where are you going?”
Weems and Morticia said at the same time. Enid nodded and went about getting the suitcases. Wednesday clasped her arms behind her back and gave her attention back to the adults
“Enid and I are un-able to continue our education and stay at Nevermore. I shall send you a letter when we arrive at our destination”
Weems sighed “And why pray tell are you un-able to continue?”
“You have tainted the corridors of Nevermore”
Morticia chuckled “Long before you were ever born, my darling. Right in this room in fact” She smiled looking around
Wednesday glared at her “All the more reason to leave”
Gomez looked to his wife “Mi amor, do you remember the first time Wednesday ran away from home?”
Recognition came over her features “Why yes. What a scary time it was.” She turned back to Wednesday “We’ll leave you and the bright wolf to pack. Au revoir, me petit corbeu”
Gomez’s eyes widened and he passionately pressed a kiss into the back of Morticia’s hand
Weems sputtered “No, no goodbye.”
Gomez looked up at her “Issa, my gia-“
“No Gomez. I cannot have a student, two students run away, whatever the reason be”
Morticia swept over to the other side of her. The two linked their arms with Weems’s.
“I promise you, Issa darling, nothing bad will happen. Let’s go back to that” she side-eyed Wednesday “un-sanitary office and let Gomez and I tell you about the first time Wednesday ran away”
Weems continued to sputter and Wednesday’s glare sharpened. The parents laughed and led Weems out the room.
Less than an hour later, Thing was delivering two letters, one from Wednesday and one from Enid, to the three in Principal Weems’s office. Morticia was sitting on the desk as Gomez sat at the chair, both sipping a glass of wine. Larissa, still frazzled from having two students seemingly run away and not comforted by the story of Wednesday’s first time at running away, tore open the envelopes and read them aloud, still pacing as she did so.
“Dear Mother, Father, and Mama,
We are somewhere far away that has been untainted by your ‘display of affection’. If you wish for us to return, I have a list of demands.
1. Lock all doors from now on. If you don’t comply, I shall skin the three of you alive and slowly drip lemon juice onto you
2. Three midnight blooms tied with a black bow
3. A new knife
Once our demands have been met, only then will we return. Until then farewell
-Wednesday Addams”
“Dear Mr and Mrs Addams and Principal Weems,
Congratulations on your relationship. That’s so exciting. Well not what happened earlier but getting together. Yay!! You know, when Wednesday said run away, I thought we would actually run away like to the train station and get a ticket and travel. I mean that’s what she tried to do during the first week…I just didn’t think we’d run away to Eugene’s bee shed. Apparently it was this or Xavier’s shed. I would have preferred to be at Xavier's art shed but Xavier doesn’t really like it when other people stay in his shed as he’s trying to paint. So here we are where all the bees are. Please give in to whatever Wednesday is writing about. I don’t want to stay here too long. Don’t tell Eugene or Wednesday but I still don’t like the bees
Love, Enid
P.S. - Can you ask Thing to bring down my silver moon nail polish? I forgot it. He’ll know where it is. Thank you”
Larissa put a hand over her heart “Oh thank god. I don’t have to inform the Sinclairs or the board about them running away”
Thing snapped, gave a thumbs up, then jumped down from the desk, and walked off to get the nail polish
“Oh Issa” Morticia gave her a look “Did you really think that Enid would let Wednesday run off?”
“Yes, yes I do. Enid may stop Wednesday from maiming anyone but she has never discouraged running away. And now she’s even going with. God, those kids will be the death of me”
Larissa rounded the desk and fell into Gomez’s lap. He let a resounding oof out as he was much smaller than her but once they got into a good cuddle position, he wrapped his arms around her. Morticia picked up the letters and read them again
“Black is such a happy color. I’m so glad that Wednesday is choosing it for Enid’s flowers”
“Isn’t it Tish? But there’s something else that I’m very happy to hear”
Morticia gave a knowing smile. Larissa’s head was tucked underneath Gomez’s and had her eyes closed
“Hmm. And what is that, my bubeleh?” She teased
Gomez jerked but was able to control himself enough to not jump up. Larissa let out a discontent sound at the sudden movement. He cleared his throat
“I noticed that the Addams family has a new member”
“Really?” She asked in a far too innocent and sarcastic tone
Gomez ran his hands up and down Larissa’s body and nodded
“Wednesday and Enid are too young to marry” She mumbled “Have to wait”
Morticia slid off the desk and pressed a kiss to the white hair
“We aren’t talking about Enid, darling”
Gomez continued running his hands up and down Larissa’s body as Morticia went over to the doors to lock them.
“No?”
“Cara Mía, shall Tish read the letter again”
Gomez whispered into her ear. The pet name, whispering, and wandering hands all made Larissa shiver. Morticia didn’t bother waiting for a reply or looking at the letter
“Dear Mother, Father, and Mama” She put emphasis on the titles before recounting the rest of the letter without any emphasis. Once done, she draped along the side of the chair in the little free space there was. It was slightly awkward position to ensure that the chair didn’t fall but it worked. Gomez and Morticia could tell the exact moment when it clicked. Larissa’s exhausted body became awake. She pulled her head out from its hiding spot to rest on Gomez’s shoulder. When she opened her eyes, they could see wonderment and awe
“She called m-. I’m mama. Wednesday called me mama”
The wife and husband shared a beaming smile
“Wednesday finally accepted me as more than her principal”
“Cara Mía”. Gomez began pampering her face with kisses
“All she needed to come around was some good old fashion torture.” Morticia joined in on the pampering of kisses
“Wait, wait” Larissa dazedly pushed them back “We have to get the flowers, and the knife, and the ribbon. Jericho has a kn-”
“The sun isn’t even near setting, darling.” Morticia nuzzled her nose behind Gomez’s ear “I’m sure the stores will stay open at least another six hours” He turned his head, giving her more access “We have ample time to relax” She nipped at the ear while making eye contact with Larissa. Larissa and Gomez both gave breathless moans. “Wouldn’t that be fun, Mama?” Morticia eased her lips from Gomez’s ear to switch it over to Larissa’s ear “Relaxing with Mére and Pére?”
Gomez’s eyes widen and he grabbed whoever’s arm was in closest reach, being Larissa’s, and passionately kissed going up the arm. Larissa let out a gasp as the two Addams administered their contradicting touches. Gomez’s were fast, impulsive while Morticia’s were methodical, slow.
“Our daughter can wait for us this time, don’t you agree Mama and Pére?”
“Yesss. Oh god yes. Morticia” Larissa moaned out “Mama wants to relax. Can Mama relax, please?”
Morticia pulled back “So polite” Her next kiss was pressed onto Larissa’s lips and Gomez kissed both of their cheeks