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Hello everyone! My name is C.L.E.M. You may call me CLEM. Please introduce yourselves by your preferred name and pronouns.
Quackity: Hi, I’m Quackity he/him
Sirius Black: Sirius Black he/him, call me Sirius
Luke Castellan: Luke he/him
Hugh Everheart: Hugh he/him
Sausage: Sausage he/him
Quackity: So what led ya’ people to get therapy?
Sausage: er
Sausage: My mom is dead and my village was burned to the ground by a corrupt king
Sausage: And now I’m on the run making a empire from travelers who need help
Hugh Everheart: wow your world is quite different to mine
Hugh Everheart: In my world we have the age of Anarchy and Ace Anarchy has taken over all of our lives
Luke Castellan: Idk why i’m here
Luke Castellan: I was sent on a quest, lost my vision in one eye, got a scar
Luke Castellan: Not to mention this was for the gods
Hugh Everheart: gods?
Luke Castellan: Greek gods
Luke Castellan: Yes they’re real
Luke Castellan: I’m the son of Hermes
Sirius Black: cool ig
Hugh Everheart: What about you Sirius?
Sirius Black: I’m a wizard who goes to school at Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry
Sirius Black: I’m in my third year
Sirius Black: meaning I’m 13
Sirius Black: and I’m here bc I’m mentally unstable and almost got someone killed in my anger
Luke Castellan: damn
Luke Castellan: that sucks
Hugh Everheart: What about you Quackity, why are u here?
Quackity: I have a $hitty alcoholic husband that’s abusive af but I can’t leave him bc he’s the president of the country I devote myself to
Quackity: lol
Sausage: oh
Hugh Everheart: Sorry for asking then
Quackity: It’s fine
Sirius Black: Does anyone else use magic?
Hugh Everheart: Nope, we have superpowers though
Luke Castellan: We have the mist and each demi-god has their own type of magical powers, except for the Athena kids, they’re just smart
Quackity: fuck
Hugh Everheart: What’s wrong, Quackity?
Quackity: my husband’s home
Luke Castellan: fuck
Luke Castellan: ur screwed dude
Hugh Everheart: Quackity listen to me carefully
Hugh Everheart: Do you have a safe place to hide?
Quackity: i smell fucking alcohol
Quackity: he’s been drinking
Quackity: fuck
Quackity: the only other room close to me is the bathroom
Hugh Everheart: Hide in there and lock the door
Quackity: i did that, now what do I do?
Hugh Everheart: Try to hide in the bathroom
Quackity: im hiding in a closet
Quackity: i barricaded the door
Quackity: he’s banging on the door
Quackity: fuck
Hugh Everheart: where are you in the bathroom?
Quackity: hiding in the closet behind a bin
Quackity: he’s gonna rip out my wings when I get out
Quackity, I would recommend taking deep breaths to calm yourself and your heart rate down.
Quackity: istg
Quackity; im gonna die
Quackity: wtf do i do????????
Hugh Everheart: stay calm
Quackity: how tf do I do that??????
Sirius Black: I don’t even know how to do that
Sirius Black: kick him in the balls if he gets in
Sirius Black: that might work
Quackity: thanks sirius
Sirius Black: np dude
Sirius Black: stay safe
Sirius Black: don’t die
Quackity: i’ll try not to
Luke Castellan: that was one eventful first day
Sausage: agreed