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You've Got The Love by moomoorare
Fandoms: Empires SMP, WitchCraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
23 Oct 2025
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It's the Big Day!
Today Princess Katherine and Witch Shelby will officially become Wives, be crowned Queen and Monarch, and announce the name of their new Empire: the Overgrown.
All the Sovereigns and important people from every Empire are here, in Katherine's castle, clapping, cheering and with a gift.
It's a wonderful day. Fun, emotional, and soft.
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The kids were all growing up now, and maybe a little too fast for a lot of the servers' likings. Only it was utterly inevitable. And now as one kids goes through their first presentation, it only servers as a further reminder of the fact. The Hermits now find themselves preparing for the rest to present, both dreading it and excited to learn of what's to come.
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- Part 14 of WTEWYNE Canon Universe
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EXTRA: Therapy to All and to All a Good Night Pt 2 by Clover_Sunflower
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Renegades - Marissa Meyer, Dream SMP, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Empires SMP, EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums), A Court of Thorns and Roses Series - Sarah J. Maas, Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series), The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series), Hermitcraft SMP, Daredevil (TV)
13 Mar 2025
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Basically the OG chatters with C.L.E.M bc I think you wanted this!
U dropped this queen/king/ruler👑
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- Part 2 of THERAPY FICS
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Sometimes, when he looks at Hermes, he can't believe he took a random baby out of a cardboard box and decided to take care of them. Because honestly, who does that? Yes, he was reprimanded a lot by basically anyone that knew that he was Stratos (and even a couple friends who didn't) whoever, he can't say he regrets it.
He has a son now.
A young beautiful kid who now has two parents and a lot of uncles and aunts. A lot of people who care about him.or
Three times Joel and friends think of revealing his identity to Hermes +1 he actually did it.
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- Part 5 of Joel's guide to be a villain parenting
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Little Wings Hidden Along The Path by WhoInTheWorldAreYou
Fandoms: Empires SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
19 Jan 2025
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Joel was the Crown Prince of Mezalea. A proud royal. A good friend. But also a loving father.
People often wonder what happened that made him share custody of an avian child with Sausage, the Protector of Sanctuary?
It seemed absurd and out of character.
Where did this young avian come from? And just how did the Prince and the Protector come to find him?
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- Part 9 of Tango's Fire Filled Family Adventure
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Hermes looked back towards Jimmy with a bright smile. “You look less wooden than the last time I saw you!” He said with all the enthusiasm of a child who doesn’t realize that they're saying something horrifically offensive.
If anything Jimmy's smile only grew as he chuckled quietly. “I was just gonna say the same thing about you.”
Joel was going to throw up. What the fuck.
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After discovering how powerful the Empires magic is Joel has some concerns about Hermes and recruits Jimmy to help
You don't have to read the other parts necessarily, but I'd recommend reading [Mirrored] A Human's Touch at least
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- Part 5 of A Human's Touch
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It's so hard to breath around you by Captain_Blue for Sp1d3rs4r3Sc4ry
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Empires SMP
16 Dec 2024
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Etho watches as it swirls with the water before disappearing forever.
Etho swallows the weird feeling in his throat.
What's going on with him?
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Joel feels like Etho has been avoiding him all week.
Every time he see Etho he tries to start a conversation with the hybrid, but he runs away.
Joel's getting annoyed (and worried. Worried he did something wrong).
or, Etho gets hanahaki for Joel
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- Part 4 of Captain Blue's 12 Prompts of Christmas 2024
- Part 7 of Spider and Blue 12 Prompts of Christmas 2024
- Part 7 of CB's sickfics
- Part 2 of SmallEtho/Boat boys fics
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Look Closely At My Smile by I_Like_Sealz
Fandoms: Empires SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
02 Nov 2024
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Scott and Jimmy go on a date…
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- Part 13 of You Look Uncomfortable, But Laugh Along Instead
- Part 36 of Traffic Lifes
- Part 12 of Author is projecting
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Your prayers will not go unanswered by Tek (whitecastle24)
Fandoms: Empires SMP, Hermitcraft SMP
08 Oct 2024
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Joel sits on a shelf. Not that he can see or feel, but Jimmy told him so when he was placed there.
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Eventually, he feels the magic working through him much like the potion Jimmy shoved down his throat more than just one winter ago.
He screams, in his mind, because he can't move, and then he hears it. He sees, he hears, he feels, he tastes, he sees, he feels, he sees, he feels, he feels, he feels.
OR, Jimmy turned Joel into an actual toy, a puppet, for revenge.
Jimmy had gone insane.
Over 2 years later, and they finally find where Jimmy hid Joel.For years, the only sensation he had was hearing.
And now, in an instant, just like before, it all changes. -
Joel-Centric Oneshots by Fairylights699
Fandoms: Empires SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
17 Sep 2024
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Hello everyone...
I don't find enough about this man, so I will write some one-shots for him.
If someone sees this leave suggestions on what you want to see. I am just gonna write what I might do.
Will do:
1)Ships (depends)
2) Angst
3) Fluff
Won't do:
Smut
Thats all...
I hope people find this and like it :)
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Oh former mezalean king what lengths will you go to protect those you love? by Skyhigh234
Fandoms: Empires SMP
12 Sep 2024
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Joel wasn't always this Handsome and sexy god he was once the king of mezealia married to the most beautiful goddess and has the best brother in law, life was good before the rapture
(’the ocean queen still roams the lands of the overworld but the codfather is dead bound to the ways of the reincarnation cycle like you once were oh god of lore’
“Is there anyway I can be with them again?”
‘You shall see them and you shall know for no matter the universe you have found each other but what young god will you do to keep them safe?’
“Anything even if they both shall hate me at first we would have an eternity to make up ill ensure it”
‘Go on then little god but you fail then you will be cast back to the cycle’)
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- Part 1 of Skys dark mcyt stories
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Jimmy talks to Joel and Sausage about the conversation he had with Scott.
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- Part 12 of You Look Uncomfortable, But Laugh Along Instead
- Part 28 of Traffic Lifes
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E2 losers (+ Joel) by orphan_account
Fandoms: Empires SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
20 Jul 2024
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Scott changed Joel Smallishbeans's username name to "tiny heinz"
tiny heinz: FUCK YOU
tiny heinz changed their username to "SEXY GOD"
Scott: no thanks
Scott: I have standards
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A chatfic that I decided to revive and might turn into a full-on fic eventually.
Mostly Scott-Centic.
I constantly forget characters' existence but let's pretend thats intentional :') -
The steps to slow hypnosis by Paintly_Writter for Rhapsoddity
Fandoms: Empires SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Video Blogging RPF
20 Jul 2024
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After a month of Sheriff being Spectrum's doll, it's Hephaestus who finally ends it, swapping his and Spectrum's powers temporarily to help free him, he only has one demand: Jimmy forgets being Sheriff. A few weeks later Jimmy is doing alright when he runs into an old friend.
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Inspired by the Vigilante Sheriff AU by Rhapsoddity, specifically the Head Empty Power Swap!Series
- Part 1 of My VSAU nonsense
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Step 4: Accept that your kid will grow by Daleirenzy
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Hermitcraft SMP, Empires SMP
20 Jul 2024
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- Part 4 of Joel's guide to be a villain parenting
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Collection of Life series one shots by Red_Harpie
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
05 Jul 2024
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A watcher looms over you offering a book. Inside are stories of the ones you call "The life series victims". You open the book.
sdfanltewot
HI! Sorry I've been on hiatus but here's a bunch of one-shots I did
i also post on my Tumblr!!!I'll put the link in when I get it ^^'
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Walmart Parking Lot At 3 AM by Clover_Sunflower
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Empires SMP, Rats SMP
30 Jun 2024
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Crossover between dsmp, empires and Hermitcraft, but the weird rift goes between like 12 smp’s. Lol.
And it's a High School au!
Enjoy!
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- Part 1 of Clover's Chatfics!
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[The children of some of the first Lifers set out on the trial to survive on their own, developing alliances and establishing that not everyone can be trusted.]
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- Part 1 of Fresh Life
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What if there was no happy ending to Sausages story? What if Sanctuary went up in flames? Sausage was destined to fight his true father, whether he knew it or not. The king wasn’t just after magic anymore, now that he knew that Sausage had the power to travel the multiverse, he wants to rule it all.
A story with way too many words and very long chapters. Does this mean an unhappy ending to just sausage, or perhaps his entire family.
Big work in progress that I’ve been writting sense before empires even ended. So I technically predicted it before it happened but it’s a bit late to say that lol. Really slow updates.
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Dolls Don't Cry by Paintly_Writter for Rhapsoddity
Fandoms: vigilante sheriff au - Fandom, Hermitcraft SMP, Empires SMP
17 May 2024
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Jimmy escaped Spectrum some time ago, but he hasn't moved on considering Spectrum left a ton of triggers in his head to drop him back into being a perfect doll, and he's getting so tired of fighting.
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Or I torture Jimmy for 6k words, he'll be physically fine don't worry
(Inspired by Rhapsoddity's Head Empty AU)Series
- Part 3 of My VSAU nonsense