Joel's guide to be a villain parenting
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Listen, he may be Stratos, one of the most dangerous villains in the whole city, the most powerful one in the Empires district, however he was still human. Not the nicest human you would meet but a human still, so letting the baby there knowing that if someone managed to find him they wouldn't give that child a happy life wasn't on his plans.
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How Joel adopted Hermes
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- Part 1 of Joel's guide to be a villain parenting
- Part 1 of mettle
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Step 2: Get yourself a second parent by Daleirenzy
Fandoms: Empires SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
15 Apr 2023
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It became a tedious task, to be fair it was already tedious just not that constant. And, sometimes by accident, he would pull a Shulker shell before it was ready to come out so he would have a crying and uneasy baby forced to stay still and probably terrified, which honestly hurt him more that he was willing to admit, to deal with.
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I finally work in this series again
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- Part 2 of Joel's guide to be a villain parenting
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Step 3: Learn about your kid species by Daleirenzy
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Empires SMP
21 Aug 2023
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Having a shulker hybrid kid was hard, don't get him wrong. He loves Hermes, he is a sweet little boy that barely cries. He is a really calm baby which is great for him. But taking the shulker shells out of his knees? That was a nightmare, even Sausage tried to avoid it. He couldn't blame him, it was stressful even if it just happened twice a month. It meant risking to burn the bathroom, their clothes and their hands or other body parts.
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Lore dump
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- Part 3 of Joel's guide to be a villain parenting
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Step 4: Accept that your kid will grow by Daleirenzy
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Hermitcraft SMP, Empires SMP
20 Jul 2024
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- Part 4 of Joel's guide to be a villain parenting
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Sometimes, when he looks at Hermes, he can't believe he took a random baby out of a cardboard box and decided to take care of them. Because honestly, who does that? Yes, he was reprimanded a lot by basically anyone that knew that he was Stratos (and even a couple friends who didn't) whoever, he can't say he regrets it.
He has a son now.
A young beautiful kid who now has two parents and a lot of uncles and aunts. A lot of people who care about him.or
Three times Joel and friends think of revealing his identity to Hermes +1 he actually did it.
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- Part 5 of Joel's guide to be a villain parenting