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Wei Wuxian Added Xie Lian, and Shen Qingqiu
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Shen Qingqiu: Hi Wei Ying
Wei Wuxian: Heyyyyy
Xie Lian: Hi!
Wei Wuxian: Bro Shen Qingqiu what phone do you have
Shen Qingqiu: You know Binghe..I have the IPhone 14
Wei Wuxian: You have to get his credit card I need some new shoes!
Xie Lian: I thought Lan Wangji would just buy you some new stuff just ask him?
Wei Wuxian: I would but uh 🌚
Shen Qingqiu: What the hell did you do?
Wei Wuxian: I kinda lost his card at the McDonalds….
Xie Lian: Am I surprised?
Wei Wuxian: Okay shush! What about you Xie Lian?
Xie Lian: Well San Lang was going to buy me the same one as you Shen Qingqiu but I didn’t let him so, I have a Nokia flip
Shen Qingqiu: Why? Why would you?! 🤦🏻
Wei Wuxian: Not even Lan Qiren is that bad…
Xie Lian: Well uhm I lost my other phones so, yeah. But Uhm Wei Wuxian we really need to find Lan Wangji’s Card
Wei Wuxian: Why are we talking about his card now?
Shen Qingqiu: The real question is why were you using Lan Wangji’s Card at McDonalds Are you that broke?
Xie Lian: Okay ^ but you could’ve said it in a nicer way..
Wei Wuxian: So I kinda like spent all my money on importing spicy food and using it to make Mukbangs on BliBli. So I needed some money!
Shen Qingqiu: Dude it’s like 47 yuan….
Wei Wuxian: Okay well if you guys want me to get his card so bad then help me!
Xie Lian: I don’t have a car
Shen Qingqiu: I do but I don’t feel like driving
Wei Wuxian: Wait outside your houses I’m gonna pull up in 5 mins omw 🤪
(An Hour Later)
Wei Wuxian added Hua Cheng, Lan Wangji, and Luo Binghe
Wei Wuxian: Herlp
Luo Binghe: No
Hua Cheng: ^
Lan Wangji: What is it Wei Ying?
Wei Wuxian: This is Shen Qingqiu, wei Wuxian crashed the car into the McDonalds drive thru and now the building is on fire and we are in the police station and we might get arrested help!
Luo Binghe: Shizun!!! Why do you hang out with them! Do you not want to hang out with me?!!!!
Hua Cheng: Tell Gege to text me
Wei Wuxian: His Phone exploded!