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"You can see 20 content creators behind me and this is going to be my craziest idea yet." Mr Beast talks to the camera, they are recording his brand new challange video. "My research team made a brand new machine which can turn somebody back to a toddler for 2 weeks. They will be divided into 10 pairs and each of them has to foster assigned child for this time period." Everybody cheered. "But it's not enough to raise them, they will have to learn and develop so we are going to have Pokimane, as some kind of nursery teacher to watch over how they perform. Give it up to her!"

Pokimane enters the frame with a huge smile.

"Thank you Jimmy for this huge opportunity, it's going to be so much fun." She said.

"Now I'll call the pairs and it will be time for them to meet their soon-to-be child. I hope everybody is ready. First Ludwig Ahgren and his girlfriend QTCinderella." MrBeast called them and they stepped forward. "How are we feeling about this?"

"I'm fucking nervous." Ludwig said with a straight face and a lot of them started to laugh.

"I just hope the kid survives, honestly." QT added.

"Now let's meet your son, come out!" Jimmy waved for somebody from backstage and Xqc walked up to them.

"I can't fucking believe I agreed to this." He sighed.

"Wow, and you still showed up?" QT rolled her eyes. "It's going to be a very long 2 weeks."

"The second pair is an ex-couple from Tiktok, Jaden Hossler and Nessa Barrett." They stepped forward. "This is you guys' first ever appaerance in my videos, are you excited?"

"Yeah, also it's a very strange topic but we are looking forward to this challange." Nessa said.

"We also make a great team, so I think we will do alright." Jaden stated.

"Hope you guys wanted a daughter." MrBeast said and Sab Quesada came forward.

"Hi Nessa..." She said awkwardly.

"Erm... hi, i guess." Nessa gave her the cold shoulder.

"Yeah, you can see we tried to make some twists with these children." MrBeast smiled.

"Will everybody get someone they hate?" Sab asked him.

"Not really, our next pair is GeorgeNotFound and Sapnap. What's up boys?"

"Yo, Jimmy, can you tell us how did we make a kid?" Sapnap asked.

"Yeah, like who gave birth and stuff?"

"I dont really know but let's just ask your son. Dream, come out."

"Oh my god, we literally won." George said.

"Please, don't fuck me up as a kid." Dream smiled to them.

"Let's have another set of tiktokers, Josh Richards and Dixie D'Amelio."

"I'm glad to actually be in something without Charli to be honest." Dixie commented.

"It's not going to make our dating rumors go away, though." Josh sighed.

"Well, Dixie I think you kind off jinxed it." Jimmy said with a smile on his face, "Come out, Charli! She is going to be your daughter."

"God, this is so embarrassing." Dixie smiled.

"I'm going to be a really bad child." Charli teased her sister.

"Our 5th pair is consist TinaKitten and Foolish Gamers."

"Hi everyone!" Tina waved to the camera. "Happy to be here."

"After Leo I think I'm kind of expert at not losing a child." Foolish smiled.

"Funny you brought up QSMP, because your son is from there. Come out, Quackity."

"Oh hey guys, I'm so glad to be your son. I was afraid I would get someone else." He said and took a quick glance at George and Sapnap.

"Next up, is Hasan Piker and Austin Show."

"And we all know that Hasan gave birth." Austin said.

"Yeah, because you are a selfish top." Hasan replied. "Also, you should be glad that we got somebody at age 3, since you don't want to have a baby at all."

MrBeast couldn't even call for their child, because he already revealed himself.

"Hope you guys ready to raise me." Karl Jacobs said. "Am i going to be a communist?"

"We are going to raise you as a Trump supporter." Hasan joked around.

"Keep going with the flow, our next competitors are Alex Warren and Kouvr Annon."

"This is going to be a great practice for our children." Kouvr said.

"Yeah, but it's not like we are going to have them soon." Alex raised an eyebrow.

"We will see that."

"Your daughter is going to be Nikita Dragun." Jimmy invited her over.

"Hi Alex and Kouvr. I'm so glad to have you guys as my parents. Also I didn't get to experience childhood as a girl so it's going to mean so much to me."

"We will take good care of you, I assure." Kouvr hugged her.

"Chris Struniolo is up next with one of his friend, Madi Filipowicz."

"We are going to have Matt and Nick, aren't we?" Chris sighed.

"Yes, we definitely going to have them." Madi agreed.

"You guys must be fun at parties." MrBeast commented. 'Yeah, anyway it's Matt and Nick."

"Hope i'm going to be your favorite son." Nick smiled.

"Not a chance, you are annoying." Matt teased him.

"If we have all dad teams we should have all mom teams, so Anna Shumate and Emma Brook McAllister are our 9th pair contesting."

"We are honored to be the sapphic representation." Anna jokingly pretended to be dramatic.

"But we also wondering how did we made our child." Emma said.

"Your son is going to be the hot stuff from Tiktok, Vinnie Hacker."

"I'm kind off scared girl, not going to lie." Vinnie said.

"Aw, we are so glad to have you, though." Anna hugged him.

"I wonder if you will still have your tattoos." Emma laughed.

"Last but not least, our final pair is Amouranth and Chandler Hallow." MrBeast said.

"We are kinda random." Chandler said.

"Yeah, Yung Gravy was supposed to be my partner but something came up last minute so he couldn't participate." Amouranth explained.

'Yeah Chandler, sorry for the short notice." Jimmy said. "Anyway, our last soon-to-be-child is Bella Poarch."

"Hey, I'm super excited." Bella said.

"Hope we are going to do somewhat okay." Chandler commented.

"That won't be difficult." Bella explained. "My original childhood was very traumatic with a lot of child abouse, I'm sure it's going to be better than that."

"Okay so these 10 pairs going to compete in the next 2 weeks. Now we are going to turn them back to children and after that everybody will move in to their temporary home. See you nex time." MrBeast said goodbye to the cameras.

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"Alright this must be it." Chandler said and opened the door of the apartment. They all got their seperate home in the MrBeast neighborhood in North Carolina. He went inside with Amouranth who held the little Bella in her arms.

"Thank you for bringing in the luggages." Amouranth smiled at him and put Bella on the kitchen counter. "I believe we have to share a bed during our stay."

"Yeah, let me get the paper with our tasks." The man said and started to search for it in his bag. Soon he pulled out the paper. "Yeah, to gain points we must always share our bed during the 2 weeks."

"Look, Bella, I have something to show you." Chandler said and picked up a yellow toy duck from a nearby shelf. He held it up and it's vibrant yellow color catched Bella's attention. Her eyes widened, and her face tensed up as she stared at the yellow toy duck. She starts to whimper and buries her face in Amouranth's shoulder.

"What's the matter, Sweethearth?" Amouranth hugged her protectively.

"Is she afraid of ducks?" Chandler asked confusedly and put the duck toy away.

"It's alright, it's gone." Kaitlyn tried to cheer her up. "Look."

Bella slowly opened her eyes and calmed down. Amouranth looked at her challange-husband and let out a huge sigh in relief.

"It's going to be hard." Chandler said. "But we have to find out what was the matter with her. We can't let this happen again."

"Yeah, you are right."

George and Sapnap our in their new bedroom putting their clothes in their new closet. The little Dream is on their bed, playing with a plush enderman. As George was reaching for Dream's clothes, he noticed that there is something hard between them. He was confused when he pulled out what seem to be a small diary.

"What is this?" He asked Sapnap.

"No idea. Let's open it." Nick took it from the other man. As they started to read the lines written inside it, it was quite obvious for them what was this about. They both looked at Dream.

"You tried to cheat your way by giving yourself advices in a diary?" George sighed.

"Man, you can't even read." Sapnap laughed. "Hell, I don't even know if you even understand what we are saying to you right now."

"You never going to beat the cheating allegations, huh." George said and he sat down on the bed next to Dream. The baby smiled at him and offered him the enderman plush. "God, you are so cute."

The playroom filled with colorful toys, books, and a small table adorned with child-sized chairs. Karl was sitting in the chair, while Hasan was sitting next to the small table on the ground. Austin was out in the kitchen making a phone call. Hasan reached for a set of toy blocks, each one representing different elements of a society. He arranged them on the table, creating a mini city.

"Karl, let's learn about socialism today! See these blocks? They represent different parts of a community." He started to explain.

"What's 'sho-shalism'?" Karl's eyes widened with curiosity as he watched Hassan, his tiny fingers reached out to touch the colorful blocks.

"Socialism is a way of organizing a society where everyone helps and supports each other. It's about sharing and making sure everyone has what they need." He explained. "This blue block represents housing, green block symbolizing education, red block representing healthcare..

"Okay, okay." Austin came back to the room. "Enough of the communist propagandra for today." He said and sit down next to Hasan. "Do you think we can like play football with him tomorrow?"

"Jesus, man. He is only 3. And knowing you, you would definitely won't hold back."

"So a 3 years old can't play football but can learn about socialism?"

"Imagine how the right wing sites are going to write about this. The liberal left wants to teach communism to 3 years olds and won't let them play football." Hasan said and they both laughed.

"Charli, you need to eat this." Dixie tried to reason with her sister. "You can go back playing after this." But Charli only frowned at her older sister again.

"Geez, Dixie, you should at least know what she likes to eat and what she doesn't." Josh said.

"Thanks, for the all the help here." Dixie rolled her eyes. "I totally forgot she was this much of a picky eater back then."

"We need to come up with something."

"No shit, Josh."

"Shit." The little Charli repeated after Dixie.

"Oh fuck, there was like a task that the fewer curse words they learn the more point you get." Josh grabbed the paper with the tasks and read it again.

"Oh fuck." Charli repeated.

"You are so good at this, Josh." Dixie added her sarcastic comment. "Maybe we should try dino nuggies?"

"Or just order something from McDonald's?"

"I think they also give points about their diet." As she was talking to Josh Charli started to eat the meatballs she recently refused to eat. Dixie's eyes widened. "You little sh--- shoot."

"Fuck, Dixie you are good at this." Josh smiled.

"Seriously?" She sighed.

They are all sitting in the cozy living room with a soft carpet, a coffee table adorned with a deck of colorful memory cards. Alex, Kouvr and the little Nikita was about to play. The babygirl giggled excitedly as she watched them shuffle the memory cards.

"Alright, Nikita, it's time to play Memory! Remember, we have to find the matching pairs of cards." Alex smiled at her. He goes first, flipping two cards over to reveal their images. It's a cat and a ball which means he was unsuccessfull. Kouvr takes her turn and successfully finds a matching pair. As the game progressed, Alex and Kouvr noticed something peculiar.

"Nikita, didn't you just flip those two cards over before?" Kouvr raised her eyebrow.

"Are you trying to cheat?" Alex asked her.

"No, I'm not cheating! I just have a really good memory!" Nikita answered.

"Honey, it's not okay to cheat and lie." Kouvr tried to confront her.

"But I want to win! It's not fair if you find all the matches." Nikita got angry and messed up all the reamining cards.

"This is going to be a long 2 weeks..." Alex burried his face in his palms.

"Are you sure it's okay that he is playing on my phone?" Emma asked not so sure about what they were doing is right.

"I mean, the paper didn't say what he can and can't play." Anna browsed throug the paper. "Let's just be happy that we got the easy way out. He is so quiet. The girls were chilling for the next 20 minutes when they decided it was enough for the little Vinnie.

"Okay, Vinnie, it's time to give me back my phone. You can play again tomorrow." Emma said with a friendly smile on the face.

"No!" Vinnie said and turned away from Emma.

"Come on, Vinnie." Anna tried to reason with him. "Give it back to Mom."

"You are Mom, she is Mama." The little boy said.

"That doesn't change my point."

"Just one more." He turned back to them. "Please."

"You are so adorable." Emma said. "Okay, you can finish this one and that's it."

"Let's see the program. Maybe a good cartoon is being broadcasted rightnow." Foolish said as he switched through the channels.

"We should try to find something educational." Tina shared her thoughs. The little Quackity sat on the couch between them. Foolish stopped on one of the cartoon channels and Dora the explorer was on.

"We need your help to say "Salta la ola"" Dora said as they were on a bout on a big river. The water's too splashy and Tico's papi can't see in front of him. In English we say, "Jump the water."In Spanish we say "Salta la ola." Can you say "Salta la ola"?

"Salta la ola, salta la ola!" The little Quackity repeated with sparks in his eyes.

"Wait I'm confused, does he understand English? Or only Spanish?" Tina asked.

"Jimmy said something about their memories getting errased from everything that they learned after the age of 3. But he certainly understood us before."

"Maybe he could keep his English so we didn't get into a disadvantage? Although you can speak Spanish now pretty well."

"God, Dora is annoying though." Noah leaned back on the couch.

"You are right." Tina leaned back too. "But let's tolerate it for Quackity, he seems quite happy."

The little Sab was dancing in the middle of the living room as Nessa and Jaiden switched the music from time to time.

"Maybe we should show her our own music?" Jaiden asked her partner in this competition.

"I don't know how child approipate are those, to be honest." She stated her concerns.

"Come on, she is only 3 years old. She won't even remember it."

"Okay, let's put on, i dont know... maybe angels & demons?" She wasn't sure but she put it on anyway. "It has some cusswords though."

"It's in a music, she won't even notice. Hell, probably even you too were listening to inappropiate music and you don't even remember. If she doesn't understand the words, its kinda okay."

"Look how cute she is while she is dancing." A wide smile appaered on Nessa's face.

"Do you miss her?" Jaiden asked and the woman's face turned pale.

"Let's not talk about that."

"You should try to talk to her again after she grows back."

"Okay, okay we will see about that."

"Come on, boys. It's bath time. Let's get you all clean and ready for bed." Madi checked if the water was good temprature.

"No bath! We want to play!" Nick said disappointed.

"Baths can be fun too, you know. You can play with the toys in the water." Chris tried to convience them.Nick and Matt exchange mischievous glances, seeming more intrigued by the idea.

"Okay, but only if we get to play with all the toys!" Matt tried to negoiate. "And make big waves!"

"Deal, but try not to make a big mess." Chris sighes. Him and Madi slowly guide the twins towards the tub, but as soon as they get close, Nick and Matt start splashing water out of the tub with their hands.

"Boys, stop it." Madi tried to calm them down.

"Splash, splash!" They chanted.

"Okay, let's try to keep the water in the tub." Chris sighed.

"I feel so sorry for your mother that she had to put up with this." Madi wondered.

"Yeah, and there were 3 of us back then." Christopher smiled.

"We got all wet too."

"Yeah let's dry off these two and us after that."

"Felix, you can't sleep with us." Blair said with a slight annoyance in her voice.

"But I'm scared." The little Xqc said.

"Let's allow him. The only task about sleeping that they should sleep in their own room at the end of the 2 weeks." Ludwig gave in. Felix crawled next to him in the bed and hugged him.

"Thanks, dad."

"I don't think it's a good idea. If we allowing him everything he will think he is in charge and he can boss us around."

"Yeah, but he is just a kid. I think you are only harsh with him because he is Felix. But come on, he is only 3 years old, let's forget of your beef now."

"No, it's not about that. I just don't want to lose this because we spoiled him too much." Blair tried to make up some excuses.

"Come on, he will sleep in his room next night. Or the night after that. See, he is already asleep. Do you have the hearth to wake him up?" Ludwig asked as the little Xqc fell asleep next to him.

"I mean, yeah, I could wake him up."

"Don't be rude."

"Okay, but next night he has to sleep separated." QT rolled her eyes and laid on the bed next to them. "Good night, Lud."

"Goodnight."