Chapter Text
Spider-Punk: what is that over there
deep silence
Freddy JUMPS VIOLENTLY
Spider-Punk pulls out guitar and stabs freddy
Freddy dodges
Freddy: Hi, Do you want to join our band.
Spider Punk: no
THE FIGHT CONTINOUES!
Freddy jumps at spider punk
Spider punk rips off the arm
Freddy falls down
SO DOES SPIDER PUNK
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Spider-punk gets up, and he stomps his foot down on Freddy's animatronic head. "I don't like consistency." Freddy's eyes go wide. Freddy decides that the only way out of this situation is to release his human soul. So he does. The soul of a lost child comes out. Gabriel's soul comes out. It was Spider-punk's turn to be shocked. "Holy hell... I'm, I'm so sorry." "It's okay you didn't know, I'd be freaked out too if a animatronic bear attacked me." Gabriel said, nervously.
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"Well, uhh what do you think of capitalism, little man?" There is a pause "Do-do you like capitalism?" The child says "Nah man, f*ck the capitalists!" the small child grins a Cheshire cat-like smile "Well, sir I love capitalism!" The child then rises and gleams as the light of god had just been cast across him, "We capitalists are here among you, we are among all!" Money rains into the Childs hands, he gleams seeing as spider punks face, "Hahahahahahahha!"
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While spider punk hates organized religion, he hates capitalists more. With that, he called in a local priest to perform an exorcism on this greedy spirit. When the priest was done, spider punk decided the best way to ensure the capitalist spirit never roamed the earth again was to burn the animatronic body it once possessed. Making sure to douse the body in extra lighter fluid, spider punk took a match and lit the robot on fire before exiting the building.
If the building burned down when he was gone, it's not like he'd care. The burning of a franchise containing capitalist spirits was something he could get behind.
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T H E E N D
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