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Wooly has had enough. Amanda is forcing another player into her trap and he can’t do anything about it. The player is sleeping. This is his chance.
Wooly makes it to an underground boxing ring, where he meets Chuck Norris for some reason. Chuck takes pity on the defenseless sheep, so he teaches Wooly to fight.
Unfortunately, Wooly forgot most of the moves.
So, he had to improvise some.
When the player pushed in the VHS the next day, Wooly decided to strike. He grabs the picnic basket filled with rotten food and hits Amanda upside the head exactly 14 and a half times. Amanda catches the basket and throws it at a tree, the rotten food spilling everywhere. Amanda tries to comment on it, but before she can, Wooly fires a plasma beam from his left hand at her. She ducks just in time, and cracks her neck.
The battle lasted for a century, many lives were claimed but eventually the victor emerged. The player saw the better.
Chuck Norris.
Wait- how did he get here? That’s not how the story’s supposed to go! You’re telling me that after everything Wooly has been through, he gets killed by some famous fighter?
Moral of the Story: Don’t expect the same plot with every book you read.