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Once Upon a Time, in a neighborhood commonly referred to as Home, a four-armed bug man opens his shop for the day.
A little squirt named Wally enters the store, eyeing the assortment of items on the shelves. His eyes land on a pristine apple on the top of a barrel filled with similar apples. Wally glances over at the shop owner, Howdy, whose back is turned. He snatches the apple and giddily skips over back to Home. The camera veers to him holding the apple in his front yard. He eats is quickly.
Sadly, he ate it a bit too quickly. He forgot about the core.
He gags and retches like a cat, flopping down on the floor. The core shoots out of his mouth and lands on his upper lip, admittedly where his nose should be. His throat was sore for quite a few days after.
Moral of the Story: If you steal, the four-armed bug man will find you.