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Herbert looks over at Dan, “It’s happening again fuck”
“What”
“Were in a crackfic.”
“FUCCKKKKFFUUCKCKUFCKFKFUCCKKFK” dan screams, his entire body combusting as he speaks.
He respawns, but he looks emo now. “Im emo….now…because i do not like crackfic…” Emo Daneil Cain starts to sing. “RAECH OUT OUR HADNS!!! HODL ONTO HER!!! BUT WHEN YOU WAKE…..,,,,ITS ALL BEEN ERASED333SO AS IT SEEMS….ONL Y IN DREAMS🖤🦇🥀⛓🖤🦇🥀⛓🖤🦇🥀⛓🖤🦇🥀⛓🖤🦇🥀⛓🖤🦇🥀⛓”
“DAN SHUT THE FUCK UP….we dont know whats happenign, so, we just need to wait and access our surroundings,”
“Erm um…no, im emo. TEENAGERS SCARE THE LIVING SHART OUT OF THEE,” 🖤🦇🥀⛓🖤🦇🥀⛓ Daniel Cain screeches.
“Stop being emo, Cain,”
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DAN STOP IT
“Teenagers scare.,..”
Herbert slaps him silly. “SHUTCHO BITCH ASS UP BEFORE I INJECT YOU WITH FIVE POUNDS OF REAGENT IN YOUR COCK,”
“GAYASS!!! If u can be gay i can be emo…” Daniel Cain mumbles. He’s wearing an ugly ass MCR shirt and he’s wearing some wretched dollar store eyeliner. Or whatever emosd where idk.
“Also no offense to the emos!!” the narrator comes back. “Emos are epic. Ignoring that one guy,”
“STOP. WE’RE NOT GETTING META IN THIS…ONLY WHEN IT IS FUNNY,” HERBERT says.
Emo daniel cain starts to cry, “ILL MAKE IT THROUGH THIS YEAR IF IT KILLS ME!!!”
“Damn we makin it out of the cracker barrel w this beat😍😍😍😍” Herbert says, before busting it down sexual style.
Suddenly griflerined from FNF appears. “Rap battle for me now,”
“I dont like women,” Herbert syas.
“NOBODY ASKED HERBERT…NOW DANCE AND SING BITCH,”
“Fine…” Emo daniel cain starts, “beep beep boop boop bop bop bop bop beep boop bop,”
“Erm um, beep berp booink boop,” Herbert says.
“THAT SUCKED AS HERBERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” FNF GIRFLIRIEND say
“Yah explode herbert,” emo daniel cain.
“I hoep we bot die. I hoep i cut myself shaving tomroowow. I hope it bleed all day long,” herbert sings.
“Oh my god!!! Are u emo too,” emo daniel cain says.
“I need to speak or we will lose plot consilitsentycy” fnf gf say
Herbert whip out gun
Herbert shoot
Fnf gf dead😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢
Rip
“Yes danny,”
“Lets be emo together,”
Rick spawns in through green portal, “being gay is NOT okay. Being emo is NOt very gemo (good)”
“Aw geez rick, you c-cant go to random dimensions and be homophobic for fun! Oh geez….oh gosh…” Morty says.
“Shut the fuck up morty,” Rick says.
“No,”
“Shut up,”
“No”
“Shut up,”
“Shut up,”
“No”
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“No”
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“Shut up,”
“No
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“No”
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“No”
“Shut up,”
“No”
Herrert frowns, “bb–bb-b–b-bb-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b–bb-b-b-gb–bb-b-b-b-b-b–b-bb–b-b-b-b-b-b-bbb-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b–b–bb-b-but im gay and emo….”
“Die and burn in hell then,”
“No”
“Die”
“We need a real plot. Other than just back and forth. Thats not fun,” emo daniel cain says.
“What if we find cure for emo,” Herbert says,
“TO the lab,” dan says happily.
They go to lab.
They get their lab objhects
They weird science oingo boingo style
“Theres no cure…ive worked so hard…theres no cure.” herbert starts to cry. “Were stuck like this,”
“Hold on, Herbert,” Dan pauses, holding his breath for a moment. “I know this is drastic, and it’s fine if you don’t agree with me. I get it, I really do,” Dan lets out a soft sigh. “...But what if being emo is okay?”
Herbert looks at him with wide eyes, “What…do you mean, Dan?” he looks up at his assistant with pleading eyes.
“I mean, what’s it hurting? Yes, I may scream The Mountain Goats, or My Chemical Romance, more than most, but…does it matter? We’re not hurting anyone,” Dan says gently.
“I guess, it’s just…I always thought it was something fundamentally wrong with me. Most people aren’t emo. I thought there was something…I needed to fix,” Herbert looks away from Dan’s harrowing gaze.
“Why is that? Why do we feel the need to change ourselves to meet society’s demands? It’s not like there’s something wrong with us. We just think differently, and…” Dan sighs, “That’s okay,” Dan gives Herbert a smile. “Let’s leave. It’s not worth trying to fix something that doesn’t need to be fixed,”
Herbert nods, “Alright,” West smiles.
They walk out of the lab together.
Suddenly they begin singing emo music like um um um um emo stuff…idk.
“DAWG WASNT THIS SUPPOSED TO BE A CRACKFIC,” austin powers says.
“Meow” jim carrey says
“Lets dance” hatsune miku says
And suddenly they all start dancing. It’s all in sync. Everybody on the planet is dancing and also being shot at by other people who are dancing.
Its the best ever,
The ending is so cool
Herbert and dan suddenly start making out emo style
Good for them the crowed chers.
God for them😅😅😅
"EMO RIGHTS!!!" gernard way scereams