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“And then I wasn't allowed back on the slope until I got my hero licence and they knew I could control it” Hizashi finished his story as the two pro-heros skis made contact with the snow at the top of the ski lift.
“Please don't get too excited and cause another avalanche then, I don't feel like rescuing hundreds of vacation tourists on our vacation.” Shota said, gaining his balance on his skis. Hizashi has convinced him to take two vacations this year, one during winter break, where Hizashi got to pick the destination, and a longer trip in the summer that Shota could plan to his liking. It's safe to say Shota is going for something warm and tropical, the exact opposite of an all-inclusive ski resort in Sapporo for four days.
They have been hitting the slopes all day. Hizashi always apparently has had a love for winter sports. Shota, Not so much. Today was his first time ever attempting to ski, lucky for him, being a pro-hero has left him more athletically gifted than the average amature so he picked it up rather quickly. Now for their last run of the day, Hizashi convinced Shota to brave the second most advanced slope this resort offers.
“Come on Sho! I know you're tired but after this we can go back to our cabin and defrost!” Hizahi was all high spirits. Shota isn't necessarily tired, He does far more strenuous activities everyday on patrol, he is lagging behind because not once today has Hizashi stopped for a break of any kind. Specifically, to use the bathroom.
Shota first felt the slight annoying twinge in his bladder hours ago, but figured at some point Hizashi would pull him aside and they would both go inside, strip off their thick, annoyingly bulky snowsuits and the many layers that live underneath and take a well deserved break, a break where he could pee but that never happened. They ended up eating at a small food truck that sold breakfast burritos at the base of the mountain, the ‘perfect lunch to keep them on the go’ were Hizashi’s exact words.
Now, Shota highly regrets the salsa he put on those burritos that made him down two water bottles to cool his mouth down. He regrets agreeing to this last run. Part of him hoped at the top of the mountain, there might be some sort of tourist area he could pull Hizashi into and pee before they went down the mountain, but alas, it's just pine trees and powdered covered hills.
“I'll go first, and you can follow behind me so you don't go over any of the jumps, Okay?” Hizahi says, Shota just nods. He is uncomfortable and wants to get to the bottom of the mountain as soon as possible. He doesn't even want to think about the fact they will have to return their skis, change into their regular boots, walk all the way back to their cabin, not to mention strip all these layers that took like thirty minutes alone to get on. Shota decides not to dwell on it, He has no choice but to hold it.
Hizashi takes off down the mountain, and Shota follows moments laters. It's starting to snow again, as it's later in the day and Shota finds it hard to keep his goggles clear of snow. He keeps wiping at them but every time, he threatens to lose his balance. He clears them once more and looks forward, only to not see Hizashi in the flurry of white powder. He wants to slow down and see if he can manoeuvre away from the jump more carefully, but his bladder sends a painful jerk to remind him he is running out of time, so he points his skis like Hizashi told him to accelerate and starts gaining major speed.
He actually finds it rather fun the faster he goes, the trees wheezing by him so fast they are a blur. Everything is blurry pretty much, that's why when he suddenly finds himself free-floating in the air twenty-five feet above the mountain, he panics. He didnt see that jump at all.
“Shota!” He hears Hizashi yell with his quirk engaged slightly. Shota braces for his landing, his skis slamming against the mountain, it takes everything in him to stay upright, but he manages, the end of the mountain is in sight, Hizahis bright yellow ski suits is a few hundred feet away, the adrenaline of the jump wears off and that's when Shota feel its. Warmth, pooling in his boots, running down his legs, concentrating at his crotch. He comes to a stop and frantically looks down at himself. To his surprise, nothing is showing on the outside of his snowsuits, but he can feel how thoroughly soaked the inside is with his piss. He must have lost control in the air because he is completely empty.
“That was so epic, Sho! You landed that!” Hizahis skis over to him and places a hand on his shoulder. Shota looks up at him and tries to smile, trying to not act like he just pissed himself from how much that jump scared him. “Lets head back to the cabin, I think we can just drop the skis off at the base of the mountain, and will return our goggles and stuff tomorrow.”
Shota could bless the gods for Hizashi's suggestion. As every step he takes down the mountain, he can feel the piss sloshing in his borrowed boots. The walk to the cabin is uncomfortable. The cold from his wetness seeped into his bones making him shiver slightly as they approached the front door. The whole walk Shota hoped he could come up with an excuse, but he had none. He was gonna have to tell his husband what happened.
“God, I can't wait to get out of all of this! Skiing is fun but I always feel so gross all day.” Hizahis turns for Shota to unzip his snowsuit. He does, letting the inevitable humiliation be slightly delayed. “I’m gonna run a load of laundry right away so everything is good for tomorrow.” Hizahi’s snowbibs fall to the ground, revealing a long dark patch of wetness down the insides of both of his legs. Shota’s eyes go wide at the sight.
“Come on, you must be feeling just as gross as me, let me unzip you.” stunned, Shota turns around and lets his Hizahi unzip him, his sodden clothes fall to the ground to reveal his much more fresh looking accident.
“Zashi, um, is it normal to…pee in your snowsuits? Does everyone do this?” Shota asks, not able to wrap his head around what he is seeing.
“No way babe! Actually, I think it's just my mom who told us it was okay. We paid all this money to be here but with five kids, we would spend half the day getting in and out of all our gear to pee! So she told us to just go and would always rent a cabin with laundry facilities and just do one or two loads at night.” Hizashi explains, “I'm surprised you actually just thought of that yourself, you really are a natural!” Hizashi beams! Taking off his boot and pouring the content of it out into the sink in the mud room.
“Zashi you idiot!” Shota decides he is past embarrassed and more just annoyed. “I had to pee all day and was waiting for you to suggest we take a break and you're telling me you have been freely wetting yourself all day?” Hizahis grins, rubbing the back of his head,
“Oh, so you…did you have an accident sho-chan?” Hizahis teases,
“Yes! I didn't want to wet myself, I'm nearly in my mid thirties! As a kid I get it but as an adult?” Shota can't believe what he is hearing.
“Listen, to each their own. Tomorrow I'm gonna pee in my suit again. It doesn't even show, nobody knows and it saves a lot of time. If you wanna waste time getting all this off to pee, you can but, honeybear, it's no big deal. It's like peeing in your trunks at the pool.”
“The rental boots are soaked in my piss Zashi!” He might not care about his own snow clothes getting wet, they can be washed, but other people wil wear these boots.
“They sanitise them every time someone rents them! My cousin used to work at a ski resort! He told us that it's fine, and everyone wears like three pairs of socks anyways so it's not like they touch the inside of the boot with their bare foot.” Shota has no comeback, Hizahis have thought everything through, “It's not like I pee twelve times a day in it. I hold it as long as I can and when I can't, I go and I only went twice today, honestly. I went on the walk home because I knew getting all this off would be too much when I needed to pee, please babe, it's okay.”
“Fine! But don't tell anyone about this and you're doing the laundry while i'll take a shower, I feel gross. That's today and tomorrow you hear me. And when we are in Okinawa on our summer trip, we won't be peeing in our trunks.”
“Tomorrow huh? That means your gonna pee my way tomorrow too?” Hizahsi teases,
“Shut up, it's a practical solution.you convinced me.” Shots pulls off his socks and pants, down to his boxers and makes his way to the shower, realising just how crazy the man he married is and how much he loves that side of him, even if it's a little weird sometimes.
“Peeing in our trunks is too sho!” Hizashi yells from the laundry room and Shota just smiles, maybe he can be convinced of that too…