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1. We, never. by PockyBeagle

   Fandoms: Last Shadow Puppets, Arctic Monkeys  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   01 Nov 2023

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Miles Kane/Alex Turner
   • miles kane/other
   • Alex Turner (Musician)
   • Miles Kane
   • Jealousy
   • Oral Sex
   • Mutual Masturbation
   • Humor
   • Rimming
   • Mutual Pining
   • Idiots in Love

   Summary

   Alex was bored as they played the 'I Never' game, until he sees Miles drinking when Owen says: "I never slept with one of the Monkeys."

   Boredom turned to anger, when Miles added, "It wasn't with Alex."

   And then, Alex wished to kill his band mates.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

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   Chapters:

   21/21

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