Work Text:
Evelyn Williams: Guess what I'm about to get!
Patrick Bateman: On my nerves.
Paul Allen: Are you busy?
Patrick Bateman: Yes.
Paul Allen: Cool, listen to this…
Jean: I love you.
Patrick Bateman: Me too.
Paul Allen: I think we should kiss.
Patrick Bateman: And I think you should die but we don’t always get what we want.
Evelyn Williams: Can you pass the salt?
Patrick Bateman: Can you pass away?
Evelyn Williams: Too much salt.
Jean: I see the red flags, I acknowledge that they're there, and then I completely ignore them.
Patrick Bateman: Helpful grammar tip: “farther” is for physical distance, “further” is for metaphorical distance, and “father” is for emotional distance!
Patrick Bateman: Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone’s cheeks, look into their eyes...
Patrick Bateman: ...And violently jerk their head until it snaps.
Timothy Bryce: ...That took an unexpected turn.
David Van Patten: So, did their neck.