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Harry sat in the chair provided, listening to the hubbub and general goings on behind him. He could hear Hermione and Ron talking quietly to one another.
They were here for moral support mostly. Harry knew he needed it. He was terrified of what he was about to do after all.
Ron took one look at Harry's pale face and headed over to him. "Hey, it's ok mate. It's not like anyone's going to know it's you is it? No one outside of this room does."
Harry grabbed the hand Ron had placed on his shoulder. Using it to boost his confidence. Yes, this was HIS new job, but like everything they did, his best friends were behind him, and with him 100%.
"Ohh Harry, don't worry. As soon as Lee lets me know I'll do the spell, he's going to love the voice you're going to use" Hermione smiled over at him.
They both retreated to their seats when Lee walked through the studio doors. "You alright there mate? Are you ready for this?" He asked Harry cheerfully.
"No, not really," Harry replied in a small voice. Lee just laughed and started setting up. Harry sat there, breathing deeply. His hands shaking in his lap. Trying to figure out how on earth he'd gotten himself into this mess.
Secretly he was blaming Sirius. It was all Sirius's fault he'd even done those first few interviews, both for the paper and the radio. Just because it made sense to get them off his back so they would leave him alone didn't mean he enjoyed it, at all.
Everything had been so hard after they had come back from their final year at Hogwarts. Harry had outright refused to become an Auror. He had refused to join the government that had demonised him and failed him for years. He'd killed a man at 11, through no fault of his own and he was expected to do that, again and again for people who refused to help an entire generation of children
He could still remember the sticky feeling he felt inside his chest after every duel, battle and argument with an enemy. He couldn't imagine his life being nothing but that, for the next 40 years.
Sirius had gone back to healer training and so was hardly at home now. Ron was currently working with the twins at the joke shop and Hermione was going to the brand new magical university to learn how to combine both muggle and magical law, to help stop prejudices from gaining root in their government and to make sure everyone was represented, unlike Sirius had been. So other children turned by those like Greyback did not suffer the way Remus had his entire life.
All three wanted to do some good in the Wixen world but they'd had enough of fighting and hurting for it.
Sadly, many grown Wixen weren't happy that their boy saviour wasn't willing to risk his life instead of theirs anymore. It had led to Harry having a full-blown screaming match with Rita Skeeter during a public meeting at the Ministry. Harry had walked away fuming. Leading to him hiding in Grimmauld for a few weeks.
He and Sirius had opened their home to all who needed one a few days later. Kind of a screw you to the government who still wouldn't acknowledge the harm the war had caused everyone. They'd made their home into a sort of halfway home for displaced people like themselves and their friends. Ones who wanted to make a better world, but were currently unable to, either because of rampant prejudices or not enough qualifications.
It was only when speaking to Susan Bones that Harry had realised how his, Hermione and Ron's "adventures" had affected the other students at Hogwarts. Exams were often being cancelled, losing teachers, and not to mention their last few years where nobody learnt anything but to be sneaky and how to improve their defensive skills.
Not many were as bright as Hermione, or had a Hermione to fall back on, meaning they were unable to just pick up on 7 years of interrupted learning. Harry knew he was lucky Hermione was one of his best friends.
Which had led him here. In Lee's studio. About to do this and winding himself up over it. "Right, Haz, we're going to start, you ready?" Lee asked.
Harry nodded at him. He'd defeated Voldermort and was a ridiculously powerful wizard. He could do this. The anonymity helped too. "You figured out your alias bud?" Lee questioned.
"Umm... yeah, I have," Harry answered self-consciously.
"Care to share?" Lee asked with a laugh.
"Ohh yeah, shit, sorry. It's, umm .. it's Lightningstar," he said quickly.
Harry ignored Ron's spluttered laughter. He was so grateful he had an unknown alias and that no one but Ron and Hermione would understand the reference."For goodness sake Harry," Hermione said under her breath.
Lee looked at them confused "What's wrong with it, it's cool, no one will have a clue either, which is the main point. You got that spell, Hermione?"
Hermione just rolled her eyes and walked towards Harry to cast the spell on him. "Were you trying to be obvious?" She asked him quietly.
"Sort of, nothing else is making the point is it?" He asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Probably a reason for that mate."
"Now is not the time boys, we WILL be discussing this later Harry" Hermione said as she walked back, pulling Ron with her. Harry just stuck his tongue out at her making Ron and Lee laugh.
"OK, so if whatever that was is over, we good to begin?" Lee asked.
"Yep, great," Harry said. His voice came out high-pitched enough to make Lee giggle.
"What kind of voice is that?" Lee asked.
"It's from a song. Want to hear it?" Hermione asked, pulling out a modified Walkman.
"What in Merlin's name is that?" Lee said, eyes wide, looking at the thing in Hermione's hand.
"It's a Walkman, Lee. You can listen to music as you walk around.”
"What, no you can't" he declared.
Ron just laughed, he'd been as impressed as Lee was now after Harry and Hermione and dragged him around muggle London, showing him the cool bits of elektriks or whatever they were called.
Sirius and Hermione had worked together to make them compatible with magic. Hermione just huffed and pressed play, pushing the headphones onto Lee's ears. Lee gasped when he heard the lyrics.
"Lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely I have nobody for my own I'm so lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely I have nobody for my own I am so lonely"
They could be heard coming through the headset. Hermione pushed stop and laughed at the wide eyed look on Lee's face. "Yes, you can have it after, there's some other tapes here, I'll show you how to use it later" Hermione said happily, interrupting whatever Lee was going to say.
Lee was just stood looking at the Walkman in Hermiones hands. It was wonderful. "Do Fred and George know about these?" He questioned.
"Yes Lee, you can take this one round later, I was giving it to them anyway." She answered.
"Awesome" he breathed out, already in love with the machine.
"Right then" Lee stated, pulling himself together. "No one's going to recognise you are they." He stated satisfied. " were going on in a few minutes mate, I will introduce you and asked the first few questions. Hopefully people like you."
"Everyone likes me Lee, unless they're Moldy Voldy and his Dick Eaters" Harry said with a wide grin.
"Merlin Harry" Lee said between cackles "no swearing, but I love Moldy Voldy, your using that right?"
"Probably" he answered easily, shrugging, feeling much more comfortable after their banter. After all, he was with his friends and anonymous. He could relax and hopefully enjoy this.
Lee started fiddling with the stuff infront of him and counted down from five on his fingers.
"Good afternoon to the Wixen world. How are we all doing today? You are here, listening to me, Lee Jordon on Wixen Watch (formerly Potter watch). We just want to throw it out there, that along with the Quibbler, we're 100% behind our friend Harry Potter. He's saved all of our lives repeatedly, let the man breath. If you weren't in the fight against Voldermort, you don't get to tell those who were how to cope. Now on to the last few days of news ...."
Harry sat there, a warm feeling spreading through his chest. His friends had taken on Voldermort and his cronies for him, for years, he shouldn't have been surprised that they were still in his corner against anyone and everyone when needed. Including the Ministry and the general public when necessary.
Harry basked in the knowledge that he was loved by those around him until he noticed Lee waving at him for his attention.
"And now, we would like to introduce our new friend. We are trying out an advice column. Many of us are struggling in many ways in our lives. Especially those of us who are still struggling in a post-war world.
Now we have a few rules people, so listen carefully.
(1) it is all anonymous. No names, no identifiers of any kind.
(2) Keep it pg peeps. It's ok to ask for relationship advice, but we are a family-friendly show, and any x rated owls won't make it through the wards.
(3) Sadly we can't feature everyone, every week. You are important but so are we, and we do still have lives outside the show
(4) we don't shy away from the difficult topics, wether it's your relationships with others, your nightmares, or your hopes and dreams, we're here for you and finally
(5) we are an advice show, we do not take responsibility for consequencesthat arise from following our advice. We are still humans, however, we will not give out unsafe advice.
I hope that clears a few things up for everyone. We have a few owls from testers we sent out. If you like what you hear, please send letters to Owls for Advice at Wixen Watch. So we're to begin, you ready my friend?"
"I am indeed Lee," came the higher-pitched voice.
"Ohh, also forgot, no being rude about our friends' voice, for one love it"
Harry laughed at that, making an odd sound "Why thank you Lee, it's nice someone appreciates it" he said, casting the side eye to his two best friends who were sniggering along with Lee.
"Right, my friend, would you like to introduce yourself and why you decided this was a good idea to all our fans?"
"Of course, hey everyone, I'm Lightningstar. Star for short" Harry ignored Ron's chuckling behind him.
We're all in this world together and should be helping one another. This is my way of helping war torn Britain. Hopefully the advice is good and you still want to tune in next week."
"Brilliant Star. Right, so, I'm going to read out the Owls, and you're going to reply, and some we may talk about and expand some we may not. Like everything new and exciting we will have to feel our way through."
"Sounds good to me Lee, let's start helping each other."
"Ace, here we go then. The first bit of advice is an easy one. Hi Wixen World, I wanted to change jobs, but it's been 10 years at the same one, not sure if I should because a job is a job right?"
"No, it's a not, not all jobs are equal for us after all. I absolutely understand not everyone has the privilege to just change jobs, but if you get the chance to do something you actually want to do, then jump on it. Especially now when there is so much help available. Try and do what makes you happy, you deserve it"
"Well that was a quick answer Star"
"Because its simple. It's been a crap few decades for British Wix, but we have a chance to do better for everyone and ourselves. We owe it to ourselves to try and do so. There are also so many jobs in the muggle world if anyone wants them, as well as all the new opportunities springing up in the Wixen one too, take advantage of it before it settles down."
"Seems like good advice to me, ahh this ones cute, remember peeps we take all advice request from any age. You ready Star?"
"Yep, intrigued mind you"
"It's just a cute letter ... right then. Hi Mr Lee" (obviously soft awws were heard through the studio) "I wanted to tell Mr Potter thank you. He saved my sister when she was a meanie but, how do I do that? I drawed, drawed?.. oh, drew him a picture but don't know what to do with it."
Harry's eyes lit up, tears forming in them as Ron rushed up and grasped his hand. He had to take deep breaths and try to control his breathing.
"Thats adorable little one. Let's see what Star has to say?" Lee asked, giving Harry time to compose himself.
"That is adorable, your right Lee. I'm sure Mr Potter would be so grateful to recieve your picture. Doesn't he have that public owl adress for people to send nice things to? I'm sure he will love to receive it. And I'm sure he was happy to save you and your sister and everyone else too. Maybe put your address on the back. I know a few kids who got a letter back from him, but it took a while. Apparently he's quite busy. At least the Prophet says so."
"Yes Little One, I personally know Harry, and he will happily reply when he gets a chance. He loves to hear from kind and sweet people just like yourself."
Lee raised his hand to Harry checking he was OK, everyone knew Harry hated talking about his part in the war. Although he had never felt like a hero he still had a saviour complex a mile wide. Hence why he was here, trying to help people, just from behind the scenes the scenes this time. Harry nodded back at Lee, letting him know he was OK to continue
"Right then, next one Star. I've been friendzoned by my best friend. She's amazing, but she won't give me the time of day romantically, what do I do about it?"
Harry immediately sat up, as did Hermione, the scowls on their faces idnetical and taking Ron and Lee by surprise.
"Nothing, you do nothing about it. She isn't interested in you romantically. You be her friend to be her friend. Not for any other reason. She said no. Thats the end of it."
"I admit, I think I'm missing something here Star. What's a friendzone? Surely it's cool to be in someone's friendzone right?"
"No Lee, it's the exact opposite. It's a muggle world. Thankfully it's dropping out of use though. Basically, you act like friends with someone who you fancy."
"Fancy?" "Thats not a wixen term?"
"Umm .. somone who you have a crush on? So you fancy them?"
"Ahh, understood, carry on"
"OK, so you act like your crushes friend to get close to them. When they say they arnt romantically interested you are said to be "friendzoned". As though you are "entitled" to more then just friendship"
"So, let me get this straight Star, you're someone's friend and you have a crush on them which happens, but you get mad because they don't return it and then say you've been friendzoned? But arnt they just friends anyway?"
"Yes Lee, they should be. It's a way for the rejected party to try and keep their ego intact whilst calling the rejecter out for saying no. Its stupid"
"Yes, it really is Star. No friendzoning people. Either be actual friends or not. Great advice to a thing I didn't even know existed."
"I just want to paraphrase this, that it's mostly a stupid teenage thing. All teenagers are daft, whether muggle or magical, but it can be very distressing for the rejector, who has an absolute right to say no and still expect their friend to be their friend."
"Absolutely Star. Everyone knows how daft I and the Weasley Twins were as teenagers. Though in a different way."
"Don't they just, isn't that swamp still in Hogwarts?"
"It is Star, it's a huge talking point, the governors want to get rid of it, but the Professors want to keep it for historical accuracy. Fred and George love that they are now considered historical."
(Harry and Lee laugh together.)
Right then, back to business, last one Star. Hi everyone. I'm struggling with nightmares after everything, all I want to do is sleep, not sure what to do."
"Ohh, something many of us can relate to. My advice is to book with St Mungos. There's a Colin Creevey fund to help those struggling with the aftereffects of the war. I'm not a healer, so take this from the personal experience of many people I know. A dose of dreamless sleep (prescribed) to allow you to sleep and function.
Then a mind healer. They werent free of charge before for war related trauma and tragedies. However they are now. Your not alone and you don't have to do this without support. There's nothing wrong in seeking professional help, especially now it's either free, or affordable. Hope that helps."
"Yes, the Colin Creevey fund. Set up in honour of one Colin Creevey. Budding magiphotographer and all around sweet lad. He died during the Battle of Hogwarts, after refusing to be evacuated and for what's right. Use it if you need to, it's there for everyone. Colin loved everyone and would be so happy that people were being helped in his name."
"Right then, that was the last one for the day, and we will be back with Lightningstar next week, same time.
Remember to still keep each other safe, to keep hope, and to keep moving forward. Together were better. Good day, all."
The static started up, Lee held up his hand to Harry, fiddling with something with his wand. As soon as he put his hand down and nodded at Harry he jumped up out of his chair. "Shit, shit, shit" he chanted to himself, pulling his hair as he paced up and down. Ron was there immediately. Enveloping him in his strong arms. "It's ok mate, I've got you. We talked about this remember? How this might happen."
"But"
"I know Harry. But you did so well. its OK to feel what your feeling right?" Here Ron cast a look at Hermione who slowly walked over, joining the hug.
"Absolutely, remember what the therapist said? Your feelings are valid. Your reactions are valid. Even if you thought you were prepared. I'm so proud of you Harry" she said, pulling him even closer.
"Yeah mate, you did great. And now you have a cute picture to look forward to, you put someone in their place and hopefully gave someone else the resources to move forward. You are doing good Harry."
Harry just sniffed and burrowed further into the arms around him. Burrowing into the love and safety they provided. "You alright there Harry?" Lee's asked quietly.
"Yeah, sorry Lee."
Lee looked at him incredulously, "what you apologising to me for Potter. You did good. Your also allowed to react once were off air, that was some deep stuff at the end."
Harry just nodded, eyes red. Hermione sighed and cast the voice counter spell. "Let's get you home yeah?"
"Yeah, sounds good. Hey Lee?" Harry asked, causing Lee to look back up at him and stop fiddling with whatever it was.
"Yeah, mate?"
"Can I have the questions before, so I can know what I'm facing?"
"Thats actually a good idea. Especially because it will gove you time to check stuff out, like the weird zoney thing." Harry gave a small laugh at that.
He only knew about it because he, Hermione and Ron had bought all sorts of muggle magazines. Some of them mentioned it, so Hermione did some research, somehow fast tracked letters to prominent women and figured out what it was all about. When she explained it all three were enraged by it.
Harry, who had been manipulated and had his body possessed by Voldermort was very much all for body autonomy and no means no. Hermione even introduced him to the "girl power" movement so he could understand the context around it.
Harry stood in his friends arms and realised they had done so much research with him because they all wanted to understand the muggle world with him. After all, he and Hermione had been separate from it for 7 years, and a lot had changed. Ron had never really been introduced so everything was new for him.
Many things were the similar to the Wixen world, and many were different. They were trying to figure out the divide and how to help their generation overcome it. Unlike Harry and Ron's parents generation, he wanted his to do better and actually make a difference so this wouldn't be repeated a third time.
Muggleborns, Half-blood and Purebloods deserved a better and equal society.
The three said good bye to Lee and apparated to Ron and Hermione's flat. It was their go to for privacy as Grimmauld was often quite full these days. The third floor was out of bounds, for him and Sirius alone, but the living areas were often full.
It wasn't until they were settled together thay Ron burst out laughing. "Lightningstar, bloody Merlin Harry, did you do that on purpose?" He asked between laughs. Harry went bright red and mumbled something. "Huh?" Ron continued.
"Look, I panicked and I remembered the conversation the other day. It's done now so it doesn't matter."
"I think it does Harry." Hermione said matter of factly.
"No, it doesn't. It doesn't and won't mean anything anyway."
"Harry," she said warningly. "It matters to you, so it's important. But also probably very unhealthy."
"Does it matter? He's not going to look at me sideways anyway. We're gonna carry on the way we are and at least I live with him and I know he loves me, just not the way I do him."
"Harry"
"No, I don't want to talk about this anymore. Unless you can suddenly make him notice me as an adult and someone to love I don't wanna hear it."
"Love, yeah, cause that's all your after Harry" Ron muttered.
Harry went even redder. "Shut it Ron"
"Oy, I shared a dorm, and a room with you, for years. I get to take the piss, like you did out of me with Hermione."
"Ronald" Hermione warned.
"Nah, Hermione. He's allowed to fall in love with Sirius if he wants, he can do what he likes as long as he doesn't hurt anyone or himself as far as I'm concerned. If you want him Harry, your going to have to go for it, because Sirius won't. Just remember respect whatever he decides."
"Of course, and I'd never make it awkward if i can help it. I love him in so many ways you know?" Harry asked, still bright pink.
"I know mate, come here" Ron said as he moved closer to snuggle with Harry. They'd become even more enmeshed since the whole Harry dying thing. Including more physically affectionate.
"One for all," Harry said looking up at Hermione shyly
"And all for bloody one Harry," she said, rolling her eyes as she squeezed in with them. Making them all giggle. They stayed together on the settee for the rest of the evening. Giggling and joking together.
It was later that night that Harry returned home. He checked on everyone downstairs (so far they had housed and helped 43 people move forward with their lives in their first year being open) and then went up to his floor. He peeked into Sirius room but he wasn't back yet. Dejectedly Harry went back to his room, got sorted and headed to bed. Wishing Sirius would come in as himself or Padfoot and cuddle.
Harry didn't see Sirius until late the next day after he came back from Gringotts. He must have heard Harry in the hallway because he pooped out. Big smile on his face "Pup, I've missed you" he called out grabbing Harry into a big hug, kissing his head. Harry melted into the hug.
"Missed you to Siri"
"Been up to much? Healings a ballache. Dont do it Harry." Sirius said with a laugh.
"Nah, not a lot. Just been to Gringotts, sorted out some of the investments and charities."
"Huh, how many we up to now? I've lost track" Harry just laughed. Sirius had thrown his money behind whatever Harry wanted to start and left it to him to run. Harry had been meeting with Susan and Amelia Bones to figure out what charities were needed to bette rtheir society.
So far they had a magical orphanage. A tester magical primary school, a couple of halfway houses and supported accommodations for those who didn't know how to live alone or with little money. The Colin Creevey fund for St Mungos, an LGBTQ support scheme for those who would face hardship for their sexuality. And the one closest to Harry and Sirius' hearts. Support and jobs for those with creature blood like Hagrid and Remus. Remus died for a better world for his son. Harry and Sirius would make sure their precious Teddy got to live in the world his father wanted for him.
"You OK Harry?" Sirius asked.
"Yeah, just tired. Nightmares, you know?"
"Why didn't you say? I'd have kept you company."
"You have to sleep Sirius."
"So do you Harry, especially if your having the sprog tomorrow. Tell you what, if you can't sleep tonight come get me tonight, yeah? I know your to old for me to tuck you in, but maybe i can keep you company as Padfoot?"
"I don't mind if you keep me company as you Sirius, can't talk to Pads the way I can you anway."
"If you're sure? If it feels weird tell me though Harry. Boundaries are important, so you and Hernione keep telling me."
"Yeah, yeah I know. I don't like sleeping alone, in the dark though. Reminds me of the cupboard." Harry mumbled.
"Ohh pup" Sirius said grabbing Harry's face in his hands and kissing his forehead, pulling him in for another hug. "Why didn't you say, I'll make you a nightlight and lay with you. Dont" he stated, seeing the look on Harry's face "I've charmed my ceiling so it's never dark in my room cause of Azkaban. It's ok to need things to help cope right? And we're in this together?" He said raising his little finger, making Harry giggle.
"Yeah, you and me Sirius" he said almost dreamily as he linked his pinkie with Sirius', missing the look Sirius gave him.
Life continued on for Harry and Sirius. Not much changed apart from Harry's advice section. It become extremely popular. For how wonderful magic was people's mental health was obviously ignored. It had never been more evident then in the year after Voldemort's death.
His advice ranged from what to do about quills "What do you mean, don't use quills, what are you supposed to use Star?"
"A pen Lee. Your supposed to use a pen. They're easier and cleaner. They're just superior in every way"
"But quills are elegant and traditional"
"Who needs tradition when they have .... drum roll please .... a Spongebob square pants pen Lee!"
(Lee bursts into laughter)
"What is that?"
"That is a spongebob square pants pen. You ready, it sings Lee"
"How can it sing, you said its muggle."
"It's a battery, not magic. Look, I'll explain later, but listen"
(Who lives in a pineapple under the sea starts repeating. Lee can't stop laughing)
"Thats not everything Lee, you ready, en garde"
"What in merlins name, its a sword, a mini quill, pen, pen sword. En garde Star"
(Clashes and laughs can be heard until there's a bang)
"Well I think I won, Star fell over and broke his quill sword. They are adorable though. I love then, thanks Star"
"No problem, glad you like them. Now back to the actual advice. Head to a muggle area and head into WHSmiths, big blue sign, it's full of books and stationary. Get some notepads and pens and boom easy peasy"
"There you go listeners. Flood the halls of Hogwarts with pens of all things."
To leaving an abusive relationship.
"I'm so sorry you and your child are in danger. Nobody deserves to live in an unsafe home. Believe me, I understand that. Thankfully, thanks to the new supports being put in place you will be leaving with nothing but a child and one one the way. Make your way to Gringotts, the Ministry or any other sanctioned government building. As soon as you step foot in any of these places you will be safe. Take only what you desperately need and you will be supported and helped. Again, you are not alone. Regardless of your background. You are important and deserve to be safe and have a safe pregnancy.
Good luck. Keep us updated if possible.
It surprised Harry that it had been five weeks since he started his section with Lee. He was enjoying it.
He hoped it was helping individuals and he loved that he could help them quietly and that he could help them as himslef and not as Harry Potter, The-boy-who-refused-to-die.
As it was, he, Ron and Hermione had hatched a very public scheme before the kids all went back to Hogwarts. Not that Ron wasn't still grousing about it. "But why does it have to be the ferret?"
"Once again, it doesn't have to be Malfoy does it Harry, just whoever we find first. Harry's been stalking them again"
"It's not stalking when it's for their own good. Probably. Just don't tell Susan I've been trailing them"
Ron burst out laughing at that. "Yeah, don't see that going down well"
"Look, we can do this and start to make Hogwarts better for the newer first years, so we're going to do it."
"Sirius won't like it." Ron remarked.
"Do I care?" Harry asked raising an eyebrow. "He's not my dad, he's not my guardian and he's not my lover. He doesn't get a say in anything I do. He's never even around."
"Harry" Hermione sighed sadly.
"Look, I get it, he's free, he's got 13 or so years to make up for and it's safe. But the walls aren't that bloody thick. The man knows how to use a silencing spell. And who does he think he is, bringing strange men into our home? There are still people who wanna kill me you know? But no, as long as Sirius gets a shag whatever."
"Harry, enough. Sirius loves you. I'm sorry it isn't the way you want him to, but he wouldn't ever endanger you. He's allowed to have sex without your permission. The same way your about to do this without his permission." Hermione snapped at him.
"Well I'm not about to shag Malfoy am I?"
"Could have fooled me in 6th year" Ron laughed out.
"Piss off Ron" Harry said, fighting a smile. Not really something he could dispute if he was honest.
"Ohh Harry, it's Parkinson" Hermione suddenly said, grabbing his hand.
"Right, we ready?"
"Suppose so, I'm not doing this often though," Ron said.
"We will do it as often as we need to Ronald. New world."
"Yeah yeah, let's get it over with, I'm staying at the back, you can get jinxed first".
Harry just laughed and marched towards Pansy Parkinson. He suddenly saw Draco Malfoy, Theodore Nott and Millicent Bulstrode all walking towards Pansy too. Harry got there first. "Pansy, Pansy Parkinson. Havnt seen you in ages."
"Harry, wait up, Harry Potter I said wait for us." Hermione shouted after him like they'd planned. Calling attention to them, attention that the ex-Slytherins obviously didn't want or know what to do with.
"Umm.... hi?" Pansy questioned quietly.
"Hey, sorry to bother you, I wondered if you'd got my owl? They seemed a bit confused so I wasn't sure." Harry carried on, ignoring the stares and mutterings around them.
"No, I'm afraid not Potter, I have very select wards"
"Bugger, I thought you'd let my owls through now we're friends" he said earnestly.
It took Pansy less then 3 seconds to realise how she had to play this. She suddenly gave a light laugh and linked her arms with Harry's "I'm so sorry Harry, I did mention we would have to wait for the ancient wards professional to change them, they are specialist after all."
"Duh, of course you did. Sorry I forgot"
"Well you have been a busy little bee havnt you. I suppose I shall forgive you" she said airily. She let go of his arm as Hermione came within reach. "Mione, lovely to see you again dear" she called as she gave her air kisses on each cheek.
"And Ronald, charmed to see you again" she declared as she held her hand out.
Ron took it and placed a gentle kiss on the back of it "lovely as ever Pansy. Millicent, Malfoy, Nott" he said taking Millicent's hand too and nodding at the other men. The others crowded round, making jokes and friendly touches, to the bewilderment of the general public.
"So, Harry, what can us old snakes do for you today?"
"The tea invitation, we're ready to host now, so I was trying to sort out a date, but the wards and all. Invite whoever else you like."
"Not really how it's done Harry,"
"Ehh, it's a new world Pansy" he said "besides" he declared louder then before "I was almost a snake, if it wasn't for meeting Draco and us having a childish feud I would have been in the snake pit with you, not the lion pen with them. As an almost honourary Slytherin, i trust you to invite who you think is suitable."
"You, we're nearly a Slytherin?" Millicent gasped loudly. A bit overdramtic in Harry's opinion, but what did he know. He was in love with Sirius. You didn't get much more dramatic then him.
"Yep, you can ask the sorting hat. Draco was being a brat in Madame Milkin's so I asked for Gryffindor, so Gryffindor I went. Besides, it's a school house. It doesn't mean anything in the real world. Your mum was a Slytherin right Draco?" He asked, surprising him.
"Indeed she was Potter, as we're most Blacks."
"Ohh yes, Andromada was too right?" He asked to which Draco nodded.
"Two of the bravest women I know. One raising her war hero daughters orphan child, the other lied to Voldermorts face and saved us all. Guess that's the Slytherin in them. I just died" he said lightly, earning laughs and more jokes. "Anyway, let me in the wards Pans, or send me an owl through Gringotts, that should work. We need to sort out the tea party. Neville, Susan, and Hannah are coming for sure, Luna and a bunch of Weasleys too."
"Your always with a bunch of Weasleys Harry," she said teasingly.
"Yeah, and? They're my family. I love them." Ron went bright red as Pansy and Millicent cooed.
"Well if anyone deserves a family it's the boy who survived right?"
"Exactly, anyway, got to go. Talk later guys" he said, shaking hands and giving kisses, Hermione and Ron following in his wake.
They apparated back to the couple's flat and dropped down on the settee. "Bloody hell Harry. Good job she caught on quickly"
"Of course she did Ron. She's a Slytherin. I knew she would. Can I stay here tonight? I don't wanna deal with my unrequited pining for Sirius"
"Of course you can mate. But you're going to have to go home eventually. That family thing is gonna bug him"
"Why? You are my family, have been since I was 11. He is too, but that doesn't mean you arn't. Hermione is too, but I didn't mention her did I?"
"Use that logic when Sirius blows up, because he is going to blow up Harry."
"Yeah" he said quietly twiddling his fingers.
"You can always retreat here if you need to, or the twins will have you, mum would be beside herself if you went to stay with her. You have options if you need some time away from him Harry." Ron suggested pulling him closer.
"It's hard" Harry whined into Ron's shoulder.
"I know mate, at least he won't set birds on you, right?" He said, raising an eyebrow at Hermione who blushed whilst Harry laughed quietly. Harry pulled Hermione down and they found themselves in another cuddle pile.
Harry woke up and extracted himself from the tangle the three of them were in. Ron opened his eyes and looked "I'm just heading home, will Floo you later" Ron hummed and settled himself and Hermione in a more comfortable position before going to sleep again. Harry smiled as he walked through the Floo.
As soon as he got on the third floor Sirius rushed out into the hallway. "Harry, where the hell have you been?"
"With Ron and Hermione. Like usual"
"Don't take that tone with me. I was worried. I saw you all over the Prophet with Malfoy and all them"
"Yeah, and?"
"What do you mean and? Or did you forget every thing they did?"
"Everything they did? As scared, frightened children? No Sirius I didnt. I still have nightmares of being handed over to Voldermort, of having murdered Draco in a bathroom. I remember what they did. I also remember wishing I could pass my burden onto any one else so I could hand them over to Voldermort and be left alone."
"Oh Harry" Sirius said, his voice going softer.
Harry however was wound up, exhausted and fed up of Sirius and hurting himself by loving him so deeply. Fed up of his beautiful face, his fit body. The way he cared for him and Harry was sick of the way he could hear him having it off with whoever he brought home most nights. "Don't Oh Harry me when 2 minutes ago you were shouting at me. Why do you care anyway. You havnt been around recently. You have no idea what I've been doing."
"It goes both ways, you havnt talked to me properly in ages either."
"Because you havnt been here, your at work, the pub or having it off with whatever twink you bring home. Silencing charms Pads, learn them."
"Harry James Potter, enough!"
"Don't use that tone with me. Your not my father, you weren't anyone until I was 13. I'm a whole grown arse man. I don't need your permission to do anything. Hurry up and figure that out before it's too late Sirius."Harry shouted back. Glaring at him. Sirius opened and closed his mouth, unsure what to say. Harry just huffed and walked away. "I'm staying at Ron and
Hermiones for a few days. Send an owl if you want me." With that Harry was gone and Sirius stomped back into his own room, slamming the door.
Harry stayed with Ron and Hermione for the next few days. Harry and Hermione were sorting through the latest owls and picking the ones they wanted to use. They had their first, most important one ready, unwilling to lose it.
They were looking at the others when Ron burst through the Floo and headed straight for the pile. "Which is it? Which one?" He mumbled as he searched them frantically.
"Ron, breath. You OK?" Ron took a moment to breath and calm down.
"Yeah, but something happened with Sirius"
"What, is he OK?" Harry panicked as he stood up heading straight for the Floo.
"Not like that, sit down." Ron said, shoving Harry back in his chair. !I was chatting to him after he checked up on you. And he said that he'd sent an owl to that, and I quote, cool new advice section on Lee's show. He said it couldn't hurt getting an outside opinion on some stuff. I asked what alias he used he went red and said it didn't really matter. Then I rushed home so let's look yeah?"
They searched frantically through the piles, Harry getting more frustrated as Hermione made an aha noise. "I think I've got it."
"How do you know?" "What does it say?" Harry and Ron said simultaneously.
Hermione raised a finger and went a but pink, well. Well indeed. "Harry, do you want to read this now, or on the radio for the first time?"
"Now, but how do you know its him?"
"Because I know you both personally, also, the fool signed it as the brightest star in the sky, which is ...."
"Sirius" Harry breathed out.
He grabbed the letter from Hermione and read it, tears streaming down his face as he finished it. Ron snagged it off him to read it too. "Ohh, ok, so what you gonna do mate?" He asked.
"I think I have to wait until Friday, then I can read it, give my advice and go home."
"Your waiting until Friday? I'm surprised."
"I loved him since I was 13 Ron" Harry huffed out. "2 more days won't kill me."
"Suppose not. I expect full details Harry, I mean full on details on Saturday, if you havnt contacted us by 4 I'm coming round."
Hermione giggled her agreement. "Yep, we need to know either what's happened, or how well he treated you." She said with a wink. Causing Harry to blush.
"Yes, yes, full details. Can you imagine what people would say if they knew the Golden Trio shared everything, including our sexcapades?" Harry said with a bright laugh.
They continued talking, and listening to Harry gush about how much he loved Sirius. Ron and Hermione smiled a him. Hoping he wouldn't get his heart broken. Supporting him none the less.
It was Friday and Harry was jittery. Lee noticed but thought nothing of it.
"Hello, and welcome back to Wixen World all of our super fans and supporters. So, news has been spread, giggles and newest Wheezes shared, and now its time for our favourite agony person. Welcome back Lightningstar."
" Hey Lee, good to be back"
"You had a good week? Personally I've been busy, busy, busy. Hard work running the only contemporary Radio show in the whole of Wixen Britain".
""Don't lie Lee. You love it and yep, busy with the day job, and no, I won't tell you what it is. Been hectic with the run-up to Hogwarts."
"Speaking about Hogwarts Star, we've got one from a nervous firsty. You ready?
""Ready and rearing to go."
"Of course you are, gorgeous being like you, with you're clever advice. Hey wanna date?"
""I would Lee, I really would, handsome man like yourself, but I have it on good authority that I would be in big trouble with someone who fancies you. Ahh, are you blushing Lee, how adorable."
"OK then Star, thanks for that. And yes, that noise you heard was me flicking paper clips at his head. They never miss, curtesy of our sponsors over at Weasleys Wizarding Wheezes."
""Knock it off Lee" (said between laughs) "thought you were supposed to be a professional."
"I am a professional, a professional trouble maker right?"
"Wink like that again someone's gonna get annoyed, probably with me and everyone knows your a professional troubke maker. It should be your middle name, along with Chaos and Distruction., the terrible twins"
"Ahh, good times, me Chaos and Distruction, might have to think up shenanigans later, what do you think?"
"I think you should leave the shenanigans until later and read that letter?"
"Ohh, the letter, nearly forgot. Was having to much fun putting metal on Stars head. Anyway, back to our regular programme. Here we go. Hi Star and Lee. I'm starting Hogwarts in September and I'm worried. My family think I might be in Slytherin. I don't want to grow up bad. I don't want people to be mean either. Can I choose where I went like Harry Potter?" "Ahh, kiddo, Slytherin isn't bad. It's just a house. Isn't that right Star?"
""Absolutely. Didn't you hear, Harry Potter said he was supposed to be a Slytherin the other day Lee?"
"Indeed, and I'm going to tell the whole world a secret, I did get Harry's permission of course."
""Good, permission and consent are important Lee. Especially in a world with nasty things like the Imperious around."
"Indeed they are Star. Now, back to Harry. I'm not sure how many people know, but Harry Potter was muggle raised. No idea about magic or that he was the boy who lived. He met a boy he didn't like, and a boy he did like. He picked the house where he would be with his new friend. That's it. Theys why Harry Potter refused to be a Slytherin at 11 years old. It wasn't anti-Slytherin bias or because he was Harry Potter. Its because Ronald Weasley was his friend and they wanted to stay together. Harry is a personal friend of mine. He holds no anger towards his Slytherin peers. So many of our generation were put in terrible positions. Forced to choose sides in a war that should never have rested on our shoulders. But what are we planning now Star?"
""Like the great Mr Potter says, we're starting a whole new world. A fair and equal one. It may be slow, it may take our entire lifetime, but we're starting now. With Harry Potter forging the way. Some of us are focusing on interhouse unity. You, young writer, your getting a whole new school experience. Make the most of it, enjoy school, your friendships. You can be friends with anyone, including from the other houses. I even heard a that some empty classrooms are being used for mixed common rooms. You have teachers who have lived through two wars. They have seen what can happen when one house is singled out. Lee's generation, Harry Potter's generation are going to fight tooth and nail for the world they should have inherited, a world they are striving to make possible for you to inherit. Make the most of it, expand your wings and flourish at Hogwarts. From one Slytherin to another."
"Your a Slytherin Star?"
""I was Lee, and look at the cool job I have, helping everyone and loving every minute of it."
"Well there you go little firsty. Our beloved Star is also a snake, and he's just a precious cinnamon bun isn't he? Enjoy your first year of school, remember to owl your guardians and have fun."
""Yes, your going to learn magic kiddo, enjoy it."
"Right then, next owl, you ready Star, this one's brilliant. You ready?"
""Yep, go on then"
"Hi Star, I just wanted to update you. Nearly a month ago now, you let me know how and where to go so I could escape a terrible situation with my child, whilst pregnant. Well, thanks to you, for getting us in touch with who we needed to, we are safe and my daughter has been born and will grow up surrounded by love and safety. She is named Cassiopeia, in the honour of the being who helped us escape. Thank you again Star for starting this. Your changing lives, my families included."
""Oh my god, oh my god"
"Haha, you OK there Star, are they tears I see?"
""Yes, tears, I'm bloody sobbing. Ohh, Owler, I'm so glad your safe. And thank you so much. Don't ever forget you did all the hard work and I'm so pleased you took the help that was on offer. Anyone else in a similar situation take inspiration from our Owler, you can do it with the right support. All information is available at Gringotts, the Ministry and other government buildings. Places where no Wixen can avoid forever"
"Brilliant. We love emotions on this show. As always, we will repeat all the support and charities out there at random intervals so everyone tuning in can hear them." Right then Star, the last two were pretty heavy, emotionally at least. So we're going to make this our last one."
""Sounds good shall we continue then?"
"Indeed Star. Now, this one may be controversial, but that's part of the whole anonymous thing I guess."
""Ohh, controversial, I'm intrigued, Lee"
(I bet you are, could be heard by Harry from behind him).
"OK then, let's begin. I need your advice. I am in love with a much younger person. They are over 20 years younger then me. I'm aware that is a huge age gap. They are however filthy rich, as well as twice as powerful as me physically and magically. They have come out of some terribly tragic circumstances recently, like many of us. I don't know if I should forget it, or let them know. I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do when they hold my entire heart. It doesn't help that we are roommates, and I see him most days.
Thank you for your time."
""Well"
"Indeed Star, well indeed. I'm not sure what I think to be honest with you. 20 years is a long time and a big age gap."
"It is, but im assuming everyone is a consenting adult. So the younger person is richer and more powerful, tipping the usually power imbalance scales back into a level playing field. That imbalance doesn't actually look like it exists at the moment between the two. As long as this young man is in a stable and capable mindset to consent I say go for it."
"You do? Your very clear about predatory behaviours and helping victims. I'm sure you said age gaps are often predatory just the other week."
"I did indeed Lee, I said they are often predatory. The power imbalance is usually huge. That however isnt a factor in this relationship. And pretty much the entire Wixen world has faced serious tragedy and trauma over the last few years. This person can absolutely wait a few years, but the age gap will be the same. It all hinges on how the younger person feels and if they are fully capable of consenting and understanding the issues as well as having a strong support system. I say if they have all of that, have fun, be kind to one another and enjoy being in love."
"Well there you go have fun, be kind and love one another. That isn't just for romantic relationships either? Right Star?"
"Indeed not, as a society let's be that for one another, and hold each other up whilst we rebuild the lives we want."
"So, once again, thank you for coming Star, anything else to add?"
"I do, an inside joke for someone I believe is listening if that's OK?"
"Of course, fire away Star."
"I'm coming home you mangy mutt. See you soon."
"Well there you have it, be kind, unless you're talking to a mangy mutt, right Star"
"Yep"
"Ha, anyway, this is Lee Jorden and Star, signing off for ther week. Remember to still keep each other safe, to keep hope and to keep moving forward. Together were better. Good day all."
Harry waited for Lee's hand to drop before pulling off his mic and shouting a hasty goodbye to everyone. He could hear Ron's laughter as he speed out of the anti apparition wards and apprated on Grimmauld's bottom step. Rushing up the stairs and silencing and locking the stairway door he had to stoop himself tumbling over his own feet. Harry took a breath, suddenly feeling nervous, biting his nails.
"You shouldn't do that you know?" A voice said from behind him, making him jump. "You'll hurt yourself" the voice, Sirius, said whilst walking around him, taking his hand and pressing kisses to the back of it.
"Sirius" Harry struggled to say.
"Hey Harry, this ok? I need clear, communicated consent right?"
"Yes, yes you do."
"And do I have it Lightningstar, does this mangy mutt get your consent to love and adore you? Forever?"
Harry couldn't speak, tears falling down his face, nodding his head so fast. "Whoa Harry, clear consent, I need a yes or no right, verbally?"
"Yes, you do, and yes you have it Sirius."
"You sure baby?" Sirius asked, pushing back Harry's hair from his eyes.
"Yes, I'm sure. I've been sure for a long time, Sirius." That was all Sirius needed. He lurched forward, gently taking Harry's face between his hands, softly pressing his lips to Harry's. It was everything Harry thought kissing Sirius would be. Forget fireworks. It was something else, something deep, like coming home after being lost.
"I love you, I love you so much" Harry sobbed, throwing his arms around Sirius's neck.
"Hey, I love you too. So much. You deserve someone who loves you with everything they are like I do." Sirius replied. Gently pulling Harry with him into his bedroom. Harry made a soft whimper.
"No, not tonight Harry, you aren't a cheap lay. You're precious. We're gonna lay here and cuddle and have a nap, you look like you need one. Later we can wake up and go from there. But Merlin, do I love you."
Harry gave Sirius another kiss, a deeper one that sadly Sirius wouldn't let get out of hand. "Harry?" Sirius said, raising an eyebrow.
"Fine, nap with cuddles." He replied.
"Ahh, don't pout baby, I'll be here when you wake up," Sirius said softly as he arranged them on the bed. Harry's head on his chest.
"You promise?" Harry said looking up at him.
"Yes Harry, I promise, I promise to always be here when you wake up. You don't have to wake up alone in the dark, ever again." Harry burst into relieved tears, Sirius softly stroking his hair until he fell asleep.
It was late and dark by the time Harry woke up. He looked up to see a sleeping and softly snoring Sirius there. In bed, with him, Harry Potter. Harry closed his eyes with relief. Softly kissed Sirius's chest through his t-shirt and settled down again. Tomorrow he would have to disappoint Ron and Hermione that there were no dirty details, but they would be happy for him regardless. Harry settled down again. Ready to start the rest of his life with the man he loved.