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NHK Newsline (@nhk_news)
Pro Hero Dynamight leaving Best Jeanist’s agency, starting his own - read more here
[IMAGE: Dynamight working rescue in the aftermath of a December villain attack.]
Deku (@SmallMight13) / replying to @nhk_news
!! Congratulations Kacchan!!
Dynamight (@greatexplosionmurdergod) / replying to @SmallMight13
Use my damn hero name if you’re gonna talk about me on your professional account Deku
Deku (@SmallMight13) / replying to @greatexplosionmurdergod
Sorry Kacchan!! （；´д｀）ゞ
Dynamight (@greatexplosionmurdergod) / replying to @SmallMight13
Asshole
Heroics Daily (@heroicsdaily_official)
Deku and Dynamight argue over social media - again: read more here
Dynamight (@greatexplosionmurdergod) / replying to @heroicsdaily_official
@SmallMight13 This is why I hate you
Uraraka added Katsuki to the group “Agency!”
Izuku: Hi Kacchan q(≧▽≦q)
Iida: Congratulations, Bakugou!
Tsuyu: congratulations :}
Uraraka: The group chat grows ( •̀ ω •́ )✧
Katsuki: the fuck is this
Uraraka: Group chat for A class alums with agencies!
Katsuki: why
Izuku: Do we need a reason to support our friends??
Katsuki: yeah actually. a ten page essay
Izuku: (˘･_･˘)
Izuku: But really it’s because when Ochako and Tsuyu were opening their agency they were struggling with how much stuff there was to do for it so I wanted to help them out! And we figured we’d keep the group chat for ourselves and for anyone else from our class that opens their own (*^_^*)
Katsuki: yeah ok that sounds like something you would do
Tsuyu: has best jeanist been talking to you about it? ryukyu helped ochako and i a lot when we started the process
Katsuki: he hasn’t stopped fucking emailing me since i told him about it
Katsuki: we’re both too busy patrolling and shit to actually talk about it when our shifts overlap. but he sent me like ten different real estate listings.
Uraraka: :0 Where are you planning on opening your agency?
Katsuki: nowhere near any of you
Izuku: /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~
Katsuki: bc you already have your areas fucking handled damn it’s a fucking compliment
Katsuki: the places jeanist sent me are all in areas of the city that don’t have as many heroes.
Uraraka: :0 !! Cool!
Tsuyu: let us know if you need help with anything :}
Katsuki: sure i guess
Iida: [LINK: Ten page essay of justifications for the groupchat.]
Katsuki: what the fuck
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Agency Location
Good morning Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight -
I have yet to receive an update on your choice of agency location. With the timeframe you gave me, you should be finalizing your decision now to give yourself time to perform any needed renovations and repairs to ensure that your agency presents itself well upon its opening.
I apologize for continuing this discussion over email. I haven’t had a chance to catch you in person. As always, you are welcome to stop by my office whenever you would like.
Best regards -
Hakamada
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Re: Agency Location
Morning Jeanist
I’m meeting with the agent for the office in the northwest tonight, planning on taking that one based on location
Bakugou
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Agency Location
Good afternoon Dynamight -
Good to hear. Thank you for the update. I’ve attached some recommendations for ensuring that your agency’s appearance presents the correct image to the community, especially as you will be a new hero in the area. I’ve also attached the contact information for an interior designer I recommend.
Best regards -
Hakamada
[Files attached: AGENCYDESIGN.pdf, UCHIBECONTACT.pdf]
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Agency Location
K thanks
Bakugou
Heroics Daily (@heroicsdaily_official)
Dynamight agency may have an official location: read more here
[IMAGE: A completely nondescript office building.]
Dynamight (@greatexplosionmurdergod) / replying to @heroicsdaily_official
Complete wrong side of the city why do I even have my damn public email with Jeanist’s agency if you’re not gonna contact me about it
Heroics Daily (@heroicsdaily_official)
Dynamight agency’s location confirmed: read more here
[IMAGE: A different, but equally nondescript office building.]
Dynamight (@greatexplosionmurdergod) / replying to @heroicsdaily_official
What’d I say it’s not that hard to email me
Genius Agency (@geniusagencyofficial)
SIDEKICK SPOTLIGHT: Great Explosion Murder God: Dynamight. With the agency since his first-year internships, and opening his own agency in the coming weeks. See the full spotlight here .
[IMAGE: Dynamight’s official agency headshot, next to a photo from his most recent villain takedown.]
Best Jeanist (@thebestjeanist) / replying to @geniusagencyofficial
Glad to have been able to help train you as a student and work with you as a Professional Hero, @greatexplosionmurdergod. Congratulations.
Dynamight (@greatexplosionmurdergod) / replying to @thebestjeanist
Glad you never forced me to brush my hair down after my internship, thanks
From: [email protected]
Subject: Agency opening
Good afternoon Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight -
Do you have any updates on an exact date for the opening of your agency? I would like to attend, and need to ensure that I have enough sidekicks scheduled to do so.
I would also appreciate a photograph of the updated interior design. It looked like a promising start in the prior photo, but I’m sure Uchibe provided further input for improvement.
Best regards -
Hakamada
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Agency opening
Afternoon Jeanist
Opening’s set for next Thursday night, full operation starts Friday, don’t expect much of a party for either
Update photos are attached. Uchibe basically redid the entire entrance and waiting room but let me do what I want with my office
Bakugou
[Files attached: ENTRANCE.jpg, WAITING.jpg, BUNKS.jpg, OFFICE.jpg]
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Re: Agency opening
Good evening Dynamight -
Thank you. Everything looks very well-designed. I’m glad you hired Uchibe as I suggested.
If you plan on ever inviting community members into your office, I would suggest not having a skull as decoration, prop or not.
Best regards -
Hakamada
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Agency opening
If I invite someone into my office and they’re surprised someone with murder in their hero name has a plastic skull on their bookshelf that’s their own fault
Bakugou
NHK Newsline (@nhk_news)
Dynamight agency (DYNA Agency) officially fully operative - read more here
Best Jeanist (@thebestjeanist) / replying to @nhk_news
Congratulations @greatexplosionmurdergod. I look forward to seeing what you can do on your own.
Heroics Daily (@heroicsdaily_official)
Exclusive photos from the opening of DYNA Agency! Read our article on the event here
[IMAGE: Pro Heroes Red Riot and Chargebolt shoving Dynamight’s face into a cake.]
Dynamight (@greatexplosionmurdergod) / replying to @heroicsdaily_official
Was that seriously the best picture you got
From: [email protected]
Subject: Congratulations
Good morning Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight -
Congratulations again on the opening of your agency. As I said at the opening, if you ever need any assistance, please feel free to reach out. I would be happy to work with you in the field again, or to simply assist with any issues that may come up as your agency grows.
Best regards -
Hakamada
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Congratulations
Afternoon Jeanist,
Thank you. I meant it when I said I wouldn’t be here without you
Bakugou