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1. Not A Chance In Hell by justsomedumbhistorybuff

   Fandoms: Night at the Museum (Movies)  

   • Not Rated
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M, Gen, M/M
   • Complete Work

   01 Jul 2023

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Jedediah/Octavius (Night at the Museum)
   • Ahkmenrah & Nick Daley
   • Jedediah & Sacajawea (Night at the Museum)
   • Everyone & Everyone
   • Theodore Roosevelt/Sacajawea (Night at the Museum)
   • Jedediah (Night at the Museum)
   • Octavius (Night at the Museum)
   • Sacajawea (Night at the Museum)
   • Theodore Roosevelt (Night at the Museum) (briefly)
   • Ahkmenrah (Night at the Museum) (briefly)
   • Attila the Hun (Night at the Museum) (briefly)
   • Rexy (Night at the Museum) (briefly)
   • Larry Daley
   • Nick Daley (briefly)
   • Original Male Character(s)
   • Glitter
   • Pre-Slash
   • Jedediah's oblivious
   • Post-Night at the Museum
   • they basically just have a glitter party tbh
   • with some oblivious pining
   • and some 'omg we're enemies that's ridiculous' 'OMG HIS EYES ARE PRETTY' pining
   • Fluff
   • i can see octavius being ace fight me
   • Mutual Pining
   • Jed is once again just entirely oblivious that a kiss definitely means something

   Summary

   Jedediah, ever oblivious, believes he hates Octavius. His eyes are pretty but he hates him.

   A bit (aka a bunch) of glitter and frenemy bonding throws him into a whirl of 'Do I?'

   Series

   • Part 2 of my weird NATM fics that aren't related at all

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   2,208

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