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Always Sunny In Pantala

Summary:

Unfinished, sorry😢

Notes:

I’m making a sequel to the critically acclaimed mess that is “Sunny Commits A Great Crime”

Chapter 1: Crime In Pantala

Chapter Text

This is a sequel, read the original first

Anemone Scammer Arc Beginning

Anemone was most VERY rich in pantala. As more problems emerged in pantala, the more guns Anemone sold. Sunny was staying low key in pantala killing a few dragons here or there in her new group The 911 Taliban. Io and Luna joined the 911 Taliban and met up with Sunny every week. Anemone after one of her therapy sessions hopped on her computer, she suddenly got a email which said “Hello Anemone, we are giving away a free car! Just put your credit card info in this website: websitescamer.com, hope you enjoy -Danny Devito”.

Anemone was shocked, a free car! Anemone clicked on the website right away and put in her credit card info. Anemone waited for her car but suddenly got a call from her bank “all 2 trillion dollars you had are fucking gone what’s going on”. Anemone was shocked at this “it was a scam!” “Calm down Anemone, do you have the scammers name?” “Yes, Danny Devito” “alright we’ll go search”.

10 minutes earlier
“Alright Io and Luna, today we will break into a bank!” “Yes Sunny!” Sunny grabbed 1 rocket launcher and 2 AKs they bought from Anemone earlier. Luna and Io grabbed an AK each and Sunny grabbed her rocket launcher, Sunny and the rest blew open the bank with a rocket launcher and ran in, they shot up the workers and customers and climbed up to the top floor, they grabbed all the money and Sunny screamed for Luna and Io to take the money back while Sunny handles the rest.

Sunny killed the main customer service guy at the bank and went to see if there was more money but then stopped when she saw something on the computer, all 2 trillion dollars was gone from Anemone’s account “she will be too poor to get more guns to sell!” Sunny shrieked, Sunny ran to the front desk in a hurry and called Anemone from the customer service desk “ all 2 trillion dollars you had are fucking gone what’s going on” “it was a scam!” Anemone screamed, Sunny was worried “Calm down Anemone, do you have the scammers name?” “Yes, Danny Devito” “alright we’ll go search”.

Sunny was saved, she’ll give the money Luna and Io got to Anemone, Sunny ran back but saw Danny Devito holding a gun to Luna and Io’s head. When Sunny arrived Danny ran off with the money leaving Luna, Io and Sunny without any money and no more gun stock from Anemone, the 911 Taliban will die soon if nothing is done, Danny Devito must die.