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Crack from the Egg

Summary:

Dumb chatfic read if you want

Notes:

i have very spesific hcs for all the characters so like they might be ooc a bit sorry

Chapter Text

[Family of 4]
(senku, kohaku, chrome, ruri)

02:14

Chrome : @everyone guys help

Senku : nah go to bed right now i heard you get up and start pacing around the kitchen 

Chrome : nope cant you cant hide this from the fam

Kohaku : what happened chrome??

Chrome : jdhsjadudp

Kohaku : ???

Chrome : i took chrome’s phone, do not listen to him he wants to blackmail me

Ruri : What?

Senku : stole senku’s phone, i think him and gen r fucking

[@DorkNerdGeek is offline]

Chrome : Goodbye forever. I will be killing myself, then Chrome.

[@scienceuser is offline]

Kohaku : LMFAOOO HELPPP MEEE 😭😭😭

Ruri : That took quite the turn ( ゚д゚)

Kohaku : who u think is winning their fight?

Ruri : Neither, they’d both pass out before even landing a single hit on one another.

Kohaku : HELP YOURE SO RIGHTTT

Ruri : Hehe, goodnight haku (^ ^)

Kohaku : nighty night ruru !! <333

[@rurinee, @notalioness are offline]

04:54

[@scienceuser is online]

Chrome : we both gave up but!!!

[@scienceuser send 1 attached video]

The video is of Chrome standing outside Senku’s door. He says, “Look at this,” before opening the door slowly, revealing Senku and Gen lying in Senku’s bed. Gen is lying on top of Senku, crushing him with his body. After a couple of seconds, Gen’s head moves to look at the camera before Chrome mutters a curse under his breath and hurries away, the video ends.

Chrome : theyre cute ngl but senku couldve told me before letting gen sleep in our dorm 😭

[@notalioness is online] 

Kohaku : stopp thats so cute 😭

Kohaku : let him stay a while man, or is rent the only thing on ur mind

Chrome : uhh duh?!? its like tax evasion, real baaaad stuff

Kohaku : boy, go back to bed before i knock ur lights out

[@scienceuser, @notalioness are offline]