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“Honey, I’m hooooome!” cried Lando as he floated down to the screaming carnage of OU.
“So hot…” said Great Tusk. They were mighty happy to take a break after controlling the tier so much.
However, not all was good for Lando. They were far too weak for the current metagame, and their moves were taken away for being a submissive crybaby. “Serves me right,” he said.
“No knock off?? No toxic?? How am I supposed to find my masochism fetish now??” Grusk screamed.
Lando and Grusk exchanged some words of welcome, and the latter went right on with their complaining.
“Unfortunate doesn’t begin to describe my romantic situation right now. I tried to date Kingambit, but it turns out
252 Atk Great Tusk Wake-Up Slap vs. 236 HP / 0 Def Kingambit: 396-468 (99 - 117%) -- guaranteed OHKO after Stealth Rock.”
“Who would’ve guessed that?” said Lando-T. “I have had many hookups in the past, but none seem to survive.”
“Wait Lando, where are you going??” Grusk screamed.
“It seems I am plummeting in usage,” said Lando-T I have finally become a bottom.”
“No, why is that?” said Grusk, clearly panicked.
“It is because a premiere meta threat is rising, Rotom-Frost.”
“NOOOOOO!” shouted Grusk in agony. But it was too late. Rotom Frost had switched in. OU was doomed.
Rotom-Frost @ Heavy-Duty Boots
Ability: Levitate
Tera Type: Poison
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 24 Atk
- Blizzard
- Thunderbolt
- Volt Switch
- Nasty Plot
Lando tried to attack, but he low rolled.
252 Atk Landorus-Therian Stone Edge vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Rotom-Frost in Snow with an ally's Friend Guard: 112-133 (46.4 - 55.1%) -- 96.3% chance to 3HKO after Leftovers recovery and Leech Seed recovery
In return, Rotom Frost destroyed everything in sight.
252 SpA Rotom-Frost Blizzard vs. 252 HP / 252 SpD Landorus-Therian: 568-672 (148.6 - 175.9%) -- guaranteed OHKO
“Lando, my love, I swear I’ll avenge you!!!” Grusk screamed.
But Rotom-Frost had a dastardly new trick. It turned into a poison type, giving it no relevant weaknesses.
252 Atk Great Tusk Close Combat vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Tera Poison Rotom-Frost: 93-110 (38.5 - 45.6%) -- guaranteed 3HKO after Leftovers recovery
“I need to switch out!” said Grusk, running away.
Rotom-Frost turned to face the brilliant, handsome audience who have made some extremely wise fanfiction choices.
“I am a valuable anti-meta threat, offering the prized boltbeam coverage. Under Snow, I become an unstoppable threat, able to destroy any ground, grass, or dragon type. For all the other types, I can chunk them with a powerful Thunderbolt or offer a safe pivoting option in Volt Switch. My reliable destructive power against common Pokémon such as Great Tusk, Landorus-Therian, Ursaluna, Ting-Lu, Samurott-Hisui, Enamorus, Dragonite, Zapdos, and many more. Use me in OU!”