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“Okay truth or dare?” Cat Noir, my partner in crime asked. He had a wicked grin on his face as if we weren’t currently being gunned down by Hawkmoths goons. Akumas he likes to call them, which is just so obnoxious. I didn’t reply to him, just giving him an exasperated look. In turn he laughed. “Seriously! Just indulge me.”
I sighed as I briefly leaned out the shelter protecting us from the gun fire to shoot back. Pondering the badly timed question. Cat Noir in turn jumped from the barriers and climbed up onto the rafts on the ceilings. His dark clothes blended into the darkness in the warehouse so easily that even though the akumas saw him climb up there, they could not see him. The group now split between shooting at me and shooting upwards in hopes their bullets can catch him. They won’t. He is far too skilled and agile for something like that to work on him.
I took advantage of their split attention to take more of them out as I decided on my answer. “Dare.” A laugh behind the akuma goons echoed, as those idiots realized he managed to sneak behind them. All of them rushing to turn around to shoot at my beloved and yet annoying partner. Realizing that there were 2 of them there, not 8. He had silently taken them out from behind as I had taken them in the front. A plan neither of us discussed but performed perfectly.
“I dare you to sing the French national anthem in a British accent in front of a busty street.” Cat Noir grinned as we simultaneously took out the last of the goons that had been protecting Hawkmoths newest drug stash. We both walked towards where it was kept and started to pull them out and put them in bags for proper disposal.
“Seriously, that is your big idea? You want me to embarrass me in public by doing something ridiculous. Also am I still supposed to speak it in french or so I have to speak English too? What street am I supposed to do it on? I can’t do it in an area Hawkmoth controls or can get to easily or else I am going to get hurt, ya know.” I scolded. My dear kitty laughed at my complaining.
“You can choose as long as you fulfill the dare, it is all good.” I sighed and turned to leave. First dispose of the drugs and then to fulfill a stupid dare. Gah how annoying.