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1. Eight Attempts at Informing Potter of His Impending Parenthood by ennedepaix

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   11 Aug 2012

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   • Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
   • Hermione Granger
   • Ron Weasley
   • Mpreg
   • Community: wizsprogs
   • Humor
   • crack (ish)
   • HP: EWE

   Summary

   He should have known it was too much to ask for. Potter clearly couldn’t wait until after Draco had delivered his news to get hit by some unknown spell and end up in hospital. Again. Frankly, it was selfish of him. As for this fainting business…

   For Prompt #47 On a mission gone wrong, Harry is hit with some spell and his magic immune system responded in a way so that now, anytime something remotely traumatising happens to Harry, his mind shuts down and blocks out the memories. Draco telling him he's pregnant probably counts as traumatic. In short, Draco tries to tell Harry he's pregnant six or seven (or more!) times in different ways (without traumatising him). Unfortunately for Draco, Harry seems to faint every time.

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