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Louis can’t help the quaver in his voice as he replies. “I can’t hold it any longer. Harry what do I do?”
“Dude, just stand up and piss on the tree already for fuck’s sake.” Niall rolls his eyes.
“I’m not a dog.” Louis spits out.
“Odds are you piss on that tree like you are,” Zayn shoots back, in the cool voice that somehow makes such an obscene statement casual as he adds, "on all fours, lift your leg and everything."
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When Louis reluctantly agrees to join Harry and the boys on a weekend “relaxation retreat,” he does not expect to actually make any “self-discoveries.” In fact, Louis is determined /not/ to make any self-discoveries. And he might have succeeded except for the hike Harry and Liam somehow conned Louis, Zayn, and Niall into on the first morning.