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1. Holy and unholy (or How to conquer England with a comb) by errataporridge

   Fandoms: Vinland Saga (Manga), Vinland Saga (Anime)  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   07 Jul 2023

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Canute/Thorfinn (Vinland Saga)
   • Canute (Vinland Saga)
   • Thorfinn (Vinland Saga)
   • Character Study
   • Unresolved Sexual Tension
   • Sexual Fantasy
   • just hinted
   • canufinn
   • Prologue Canute
   • Prologue Thorfinn - Freeform
   • Flashforward - Freeform
   • Adult Canute
   • religious issues
   • not bigotry but lots of inner conflict
   • Silly but serious
   • bad attempt at being funny?
   • idk my mood swings are wild
   • Thorfinn wearing Canute's clothes is my kink
   • thorfinn taking a 20 pages long bath
   • that poor soul is traumatised
   • also thorfinn is so tiny we should always spell his name with a small initial letter
   • No Beta
   • written AND translated by me so take a seat and watch me die like Askeladd

   Summary

   “Good heavens, may I know what you’re doing?” groaned Cnut, struggling to resist the urge to turn around just to see how a simple routine of personal hygiene could cause such a turmoil.

   “I’m conquering England before you. Isn’t that obvious?” Thorfinn yelled back.

   That roar of sarcasm made Cnut abandon any qualms of decency to turn to look, just as Thorfinn added angrily, “What does it look like to you?”

   Cnut came up with many answers, but none were taking a bath.

   Maybe it wasn’t the Apocalypse, but it had nothing to envy to the failed siege of London.

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