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"Faust wants a divorce, Komaeda." Faust had said she placed the divorce papers on to the table where komaeda was at "Faust just thinks that it hasn't been working out." She said before sighing. Komaeda looked at her flabbergasted "But why?? I thought that it was going well! We even had a kid!" Komaeda said as he looked at her.
"Komaeda. Faust knows you're cheating." Komaeda as she said that "why would you say that?, I would never cheat on you!" Faust walked up to komaeda with her phone, Komaeda gasped when he saw a photo of him and sans at the bar, the reason why they were at bar was because the club isn't the best place to find a lover
So the bar is where I go
Me and my friends at the table doing shots
Drinking fast and then we talk slow.
"F-Faust I can explain!" Komaeda said frantically as Faust sighed Before showing Komaeda another photo of him, Sans and their daughter.. Hatsune Miku. "Faust Cannot believe you would do this, after 5 years of being together," Komaeda was speechless, he looked at her before sighing. "...Fine we can get a divorce.. But what about Nene. How would she feel about this.." Faust put her phone back into her pocket before looking at Komaeda "Faust says she should take Nene with her, since you already have a kid with that skeleton"
"Fine you can take her with you.. but I would like to see her at east once an month" Komaeda vocalize. "We can discuss this more in divorce court" Faust said as she watched Komaeda grab the divorce papers and started to sign the empty spaces.
Faust and Komaeda walked into the room and sat down while waiting for their lawyer to come. The door opened wide as a guy with slick black hair and a blue suit walked in and sat down in front of the two.
"Hello! I'm Phoenix Wright and I'll be divorcing you today!" Komaeda looked at the funny blue suit guy before getting an idea.
"Komaeda what the fuck" Faust deadpanned as Komaeda pulled out his phone and took a selfie.
