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1. Deal With It by Succubitch

   Fandoms: Steven Universe (Cartoon)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/F
   • Complete Work

   27 Apr 2016

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Jasper/Peridot (Steven Universe)
   • Background Amethyst/Pearl (Steven Universe)
   • Jasper (Steven Universe)
   • Peridot (Steven Universe)
   • Lapis Lazuli (Steven Universe)
   • Amethyst (Steven Universe)
   • Yellow Diamond (Steven Universe)
   • Pearl (Steven Universe)
   • Garnet (Steven Universe)
   • Minor Emotional Abuse
   • Gratuitous Uses of 'Fuck'
   • Alcohol
   • blatant disregard of speed limits
   • Masturbation
   • Sex Toys
   • Smut
   • Cunnilingus
   • Lapis is a shitty life coach
   • Morning After Cuddling
   • Peri's the big spoon
   • Peridot makes poor life choices
   • illegal levels of cute
   • now with 70 percent more smut

   Summary

   "You can put out an ad on Craigslist! I can see it now! ‘Cute, single, white female seeks felon with no high school degree and a scary, rusty panel van like something you’d see used in a high profile kidnapping. Needed to torment mother out of persistent pestering to find a significant other. Payment includes cash and free Thanksgiving meal.”

   Human!AU where Peridot hires Jasper to be her fake girlfriend but realizes she fucked up bad because now all she wants to do is get into Jasper's pants.

   Series

   • Part 1 of Jaspidot Human!AU

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   54,590

   Chapters:

   8/8

   Comments:

   186

   Kudos:

   959

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   117

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