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DAVID: I just need a name for the new expansion and you can get back to your regular work
Ian: wtf man why did you add her before me
Poppy: what’s the problem with that??? I’m just as
Poppy: important
Poppy: some might say more
Ian: fucking debatable
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Poppy: DICK
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Ian: Poppy i’m going to tolerate that this time
Poppy disliked “Poppy i’m going to tolerate that this time”
DAVID: this is ridiculous
DAVID: I don’t have time for this!! Im a busy man
Ian: F in the chat
DAVID: I don’t know what that means
DAVID: Just give me a name for the expansion
Poppy: Q in the chat
Ian: not how this works pop
DAVID: ????
Poppy: yeah i’m supposed to care? ?
Poppy: I don’t
DAVID: Can we focus on the new expansion??
Poppy: sure whatever
DAVID: Amazing
DAVID: What is the title
Ian: sorry dave you’re breaking up
DAVID: This is not?? A call???
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DAVID: Am I going to die here??//?
DAVID: Where is he poppy
Poppy: how the hell am i supposed to know
DAVID: You literally share an office
DAVID: Are you kidding me
DAVID: Poppy
DAVID: Poppy???
DAVID: I’m like 40 minutes away if you don’t answer me I’ll be there before your work day ends
DAVID: I’ll sic Jo on you
Poppy: I said fine
DAVID: ??? where ???
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DAVID: you don’t need to leave the chat it’s fine
DAVID: jesus christ
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DAVID: What’s the new expansion called
Poppy disliked “What’s the new expansion called”
Ian: jeez dave give us a minute
Ian: how are we supposed to think with you harassing us
Poppy: yeah were working on it
DAVID: You were supposed to have it by now!
Poppy: we do
DAVID: So what is it??? ?
Poppy: fuck off
Ian: she’s kidding the title is rogue’s grave
Poppy: what
Poppy: oh
Poppy: autocorrects a bitch haha i meant yeah
DAVID: Those aren’t similar
DAVID: At all
DAVID: I’m just glad to have something for Montreal.
Ian: do you ever shut up about montreal
Poppy: and why is your name in all caps
Ian: yeah i’ve been wondering this whole time
DAVID: Jo did it, she said it was authoritative
DAVID: I can’t change it back
DAVID: And Montreal could fire us all, Ian, show a little respect…
Ian: I’d like to see them try
DAVID: No
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Poppy: P in the chat
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