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Rupert, I used to love you, but I just can't take this anymore… this constant state of wondering if you and Geraldine are sneaking around behind my back is driving me insane! I'm always questioning if you really care or if you are just dating me for my wealthy father.
it honestly seems like you're not the Rupert I fell in love with 5 years ago.. on our trip to the cayman islands, I was expecting you to propose, but when that moment never came, I realized that you've never truly loved me.
in the heat of my anger, I murdered Geraldine and in the heat of my lust, I eloped with your sister. we're moving to Greece, and I'm taking the dog.
xoxo, the girl you never had.