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"Psst Ezra.” Caleb whispers to me on the way to class. I stop as I'm pulled into a hallway with Caleb smirking holding up his brown satchel. “Wanna do a prank?
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Kanan sighed as he got into the warm showers after a grueling workout he did with Depa and Grey. The warm water helped relax his muscles as he reached for his shampoo. Working it in he noticed it has an odd pink texture to it that he didn’t remember. Shaking it off he continues with his shower.
Once he was fully cleaned he dried off and looked at his towel to see pink staining it. He looked back at the shower to see it was stained pink at the bottom. “Oh no.” With a groan Kanan quickly finished up and got dressed.
Walking out he sees Grey and some other jedi who had used the shampoo had pink hair as well as pink streaks on their bodies from the dye which he was sure he had over his face as well. “Ezra and Caleb?” Grey looks at him with a raised eyebrow.
“Oh yeah.”
A few of the clones smile. “How should we get them back?”
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Ezra chews on the tip of the little metal pen as he works on the final questions of the test. Once he finished he let out a relieved sigh and relaxed in his chair over the test being done. As soon as class was over Ezra stood up with the others gathering up their supplies and walking out of the classroom.
“Hey padawan Bridge!”
Ezra turns around to see a young Tugoreta girl. “Oh your Padawan Arkia Menall right?”
“Yeah, you can call me Arkia.” She smiles.
“Then you can call me Ezra then.”
They start walking as Caleb joins them with two others. “So Ezra what was your mission like with your master? You said you came from wild space.”
“Oh yeah.” Ezra tries to control his panic. “I-”
‘BOOM’ pink glitter coated with a sticky substance stuck to them as well as other padawans nearby. “This screams payback.” Arkia says.
“For us or for them?” Caleb blinks hard at some of the glitter getting in his eyes.
Ezra wipes his eyes. “Both.”
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Mace Windu looks around as a shiver runs down his spine. Plo Koon looks at him. “Mace?”
Mace looks at Plo Koon with large eyes. “Grab your sons and run. There's a prank war brewing.”
Plo pulls up his arm and presses the all-call wolf pack. “We have a code PW. Repeat we have a code PW. If you don’t want to be caught up in it, go to the ships now.” He looks at Mace. “Are you coming?”
“I'll grab my men as well.” His eye twitches a little. “Skywalker is going to get involved.”
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Obi-wan walks down the hallway with Depa. Obi-wan looks around the hallway. “It’s quiet.”
Depa also looks around. “Too quiet.” She tenses a bit.
Kanan walks down with Grey. “Masters.” He gave a short bow.
Depa covers her snort with a cough. “So did you two do something to your hair?”
Grey rolls his eyes. “Har har general. If you must know your padawan and grand padawan did this.”
Depa quickly straightens up. “They didn’t.”
“Oh yes they did.” Kanan smirks. “Don’t worry master, we made sure they wouldn’t do anything else.”
Ahsoka runs by with Anakin chasing after her. “SNIPS!” As she turns the corner Anakin steps on a wire sending off a lot of air horns.
Obi-wan jumps a bit as Anakin falls down. The others hold their hands to their ears. As it goes off for two minutes. “Is it over?” Grey asks, rubbing his ear.
The sound of air horns in the distance rings out. “The sounds of war.” Obi-wan shudders as they realize this means war.
Anakin huffs as he stands up. “I see you two got pink hair as well.” He brushes himself off.
Depa smiles at anakin. “Oh knight skywalker.” She laughs a bit. “You're on our side now.”
Anakin looks confused because it clicks on him. For the first time he didn’t start this war and he was now fighting against the padawans.
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Ezra, Caleb, Arkia, Ahsoka, Barriss, and several other padawans hide in one of the unused tunnels of the temple. “Okay, how do we get them now?” Ahsoka looks at the map they had pulled up.
“Perhaps we could give them gigglers in their drinks?” Barriss holds up a small vial of bubble blue liquid.
“No.” Caleb runs his chin. “If we warn everyone then they’ll find out if we don’t then everyone gets giggled.” Caleb huffs. “We need something big.”
“I can get my master's degree.” Ahsoka looks around. “Let’s face it Anakin will be alot better help for us than the knights.”
Arkia nods. “Yeah. Let’s get your master in our team.”
Ezra looks around and smirks. “We could get whipped cream pies.” He drums his fingers together giving an evil smile.
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Anakin looks around slightly concerned. For the first time in a prank war at the temple and he had to be an adult in this situation and he did not like that. Anakin had enjoyed being part of the fun squad not having to stop it, though right now no one was stopping it. “Snips?”
Ahsoka waves as she greets her master stopping at the end of the hallway. “Hey Skyguy.”
Anakin stops a few feet away from her. “What are you doing?”
“Nothing.” She smiles. “Listen master, the padawans and I have been talking.” She rocks on the back of her feet. “Will let you join us IF.” She holds up a finger. “You promise to help us with all the pranks.”
Anakin pauses. On one hand he’s an adult and a knight. He’s supposed to side with his master. On the other hand if he joins the padawans he doesn’t have to stop this and will have more fun. “What do you need me to do?”
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Yoda walked around. His hover chair has been “Beautified” by becoming bright pink with sparkles, rainbows, little plastic gems, and annoying happy music as well. All of his canes had been dyed a rainbow of color. Yoda walks into an empty hall with other masters as the padawans sit in the center in a large circle. “Going on here, what is it?”
Barriss took a deep breath not opening her eyes. “We need to talk about the war.”
Luminara looked around unsure. “The prank war?”
Ahsoka nods with her eyes closed as well. All of their backs facing them. “Yes. It’s become a big stagnation hasn’t it?”
Obi-wan tenses. “Are you surrendering?”
Ezra laughs. “Oh no.” Finally they all turned around to face them. Their faces seemed to have a pale blue hue.
Depa runs to the door and tries to open it. “It’s locked.”
Their bodies phased. Kit Fisto shook his head. “How are you?”
Ahsoaka laughs, “Anakin thought it was time to show off the colored holocalls.”
“ANAKIN YOU TRAITOR!” Obi-wan yelled as they all grouped together. “You're meant to be on our side now!”
“Sorry master!” They all looked up to see the padawans on the ceiling with the statues and large floating white balls with something in them. “They’re just more fun!”
Shaak Ti looks at him with glaring eyes and her fangs showing. “Skywalker. DON’T. YOU. DARE.”
He holds his hands up as Ezra, Caleb, and Arkia finally drop the large white balls covering all the masters in the room with whipped cream, frosting, and sprinkles. Yoda dug himself out the frosting. “Wonders why he is a master, he does.” Yoda grumbles.
“And now he’s with Ezra.” Kanan wipes out the frosting of his eyes. “Can we throw in the towel?”
Depa looks at him. “No! We will not lose! NOT THIS TIME!” Taking a deep breath she leans in. “As long as the verde stays out of it. Will be fine.”
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The verde did not stay out of it for long. After some misplaced party poppers went off with some of the shines. The whole temple fell into the largest scale war they have ever seen.
With the advancements of the clones joining in the war was now a lot larger.
Omega, a young female clone had easily joined in with the padawans and had been causing the most problems for everyone. The little blondie managed to hack every single lock in the temple and helped set up buckets of who knows what to fall every time someone walked through.
She even teamed up with the largest clone, Wrecker, who helped make dye bombs turning several people, not just knights and masters, but everyone into walking rainbows, dying everything they touch.
Even the wall that caused all the custodians and cleaner droids pain.
Madame Nue quickly put a stop to all pranks in the archives and began camping out with her team to make sure nothing happened inside those walls. Though no one was dumb enough to try it as she was by far the most feared Jedi in the temple. No one but Anakin that one time when he just got there when he somehow made all of the data pads bright pink, but after the huge scolding he got from master Nu and having to manually fix every single one by hand. He never touched it again.
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Ezra hung out by a giant tree reading a tablet. He could feel all the eyes on him. Kanan sat back watching him with Grey.
“Alright Ezra, what are you up to?” Kanan zoomed his binoculars so he could look down at him.
Grey drummed his fingers against his armor. “These little rats are doing something.” Reaching for his com. “Depa, any signs of Skywalker and Tano?”
“No. None yet. Although at this point I’m tempted to call chancellor Amidala.” She replies.
Ezra turns off the tablet and stands up. He walks to the center of the field. Holding his hand up he smirks as all of the cruisers that were left lift up to show off their new colorful and glittery looks. “That little!” Grey screams. “EZRA!” He looks at Kanan. “If you don’t throw me with the force you’ll pay.”
Kanan grabs Grey with the force and force floats him down as Ezra starts the run. “I DIDN'T DO IT!” He laughs.
“I DON'T CARE YOU'RE FIXING IT!”
Ezra runs into Omega as she runs from an angry sargent. “Nice job!” Omega pants.
Ezra laughs. “I assume their ship got reworked?”
Omega beams proudly. “That picture of the chancellor needed some work. I made it pretty! Along with Gonky!” She screams as Hunter grabs her.
Ezra gets tackled by Grey at last. “Kid. You are in so much trouble.”
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Ezra walks into the padawan dorm rooms after being kicked out from the apartment with the other padawans due to the prank war.
Walking in the doors after a long day of scrubbing the ships to back their original grey was awful. Ezra wishes Sabine was here to help paint them back but she’s not.
Ezra’s mouth drops open to see the whole hallway, the furniture, windows, and everything was covered in post it notes.
Gungi, a wookie padawan who was right behind Ezra roars angrily. “RAAAA!”
“Yeah Gungi, I'm with you.” Katooni walks over crossing her arms.
Omega runs up with Petro with Chopper and R2. “Guys!” Omega gives the biggest smile.
“We got ourselves a spy!” Petro crosses his arms proudly.
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Padmé sipped her tea as she watched Yoda and Shaak Ti walk in with glittery pink robes. “So, the war is still going strong?”
Shaak Ti shakes her head. “It is. Mace and Plo are still out of contact with their crew.” She shifts her sharp teeth together.
Yoda sighs. “Not the worst war we’ve been in.” He hums. “Clones getting involved they are. Split, they are between us and the padawans they are.”
Padmé takes another sip of her tea. “Should I be worried about the senate getting involved?”
“No chancellor. They know the lines.” Shaak Ti rubes her temple. “But we have a plan.”
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Omega, Caleb, Fives, and Ezra looked down from the rafters as the masters and commanders set up large buckets filled with the strange mixture they set up in the hallways of the dorms. Over all of the doors they placed some sticky substance to hold their feet in place.
Ezra shakes his head. As soon as they leave they start to dismantle it all. The other padawans come out and join in as well cleaning up the mess.
Fives beams as he gathers all the buckets. “Rex, is gonna freak.”
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Rex and Cody wake up in Kenobi's quarters. They had been sleeping in Skywalker's room after he had been kicked out of the room with commander Tano during the war.
They had been moved up here as their brothers had gotten involved in the war. Obi-wan moved them in after Anakin had gotten most of the 501st and 212th on the padawans' side. Walking out they see Obi-wan has finished making breakfast. “Good morning. Did you sleep well?” He flips a pancake.
Cody grabs the plates to set the table. “Yeah, but did they really need to dumb sand on all of us yesterday?”
Rex scoffs and makes some tea for Obi-wan and coffee for himself and Cody. “I have a feeling they didn’t tell, general skywalker.”
Obi-wan shakes his head. “It’s just obi-wan and Anakin, Rex, and No, I have a feeling they didn’t. He would never agree to it.” He sets the pancakes on their plates and gets the syrup. “Padmé and her handmaids kicked him out of the apartment when he accidentally brought a glitter bomb.”
Rex winces. “I’m sure Sabè gave it to him.”
“Hmm yes.” Obi-wan sips his tea and chokes.
“General?” Cody stands up and goes over to him.
“It’s coffee leaves.” He grits. “It appears Anakin and Ahsoka have swapped my tea leaves for coffee leaves of Keteria.”
“I’m sorry general I should-“
Obi-wan holds his hand up. “It’s fine Rex and no more general titles.” Standing up Obi-wan pours a cup of blue milk.
After breakfast they begin getting ready to leave when there’s yelling and crashing in the hallway. They ran out only to get stuck on the floor as the buckets that had once been in the padawan halls were now here. “How did they find out?” Cody wipes his eyes.
Deepa yells. “Who told?!” As she tries to walk across the halls. Even though she was a Jedi master who let her anger go. She still could feel annoyed at this.
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The cafeteria hall was once again full. Even with the prank war many still came here to eat. Marbles on the floor, random alarms going off, more dye being thrown everywhere, and all of it was kept out of the cafeteria. And the archives of course.
Ezra sat with Kanan who was writing a letter to Hera. “Hera’s coming back this weekend right?”
Kanan scoffs. “No. She knows about the prank war and isn’t coming back till it ends.” He glances up from his letter. “Have you finished your history report yet?”
Chatter filled the room. Tension was high, but it all came ahead with one loud crash and a yell from a person. “FOOD FIGHT!”
The whole room broke out as food was thrown with and without the force all over the place. Screams and laughter brighten the force up. Caleb rears back and nails Kanan in the back of his head with pokeboys. Kanan quickly reacts by throwing peas. Ezra and Ahsoka team up against Deepa and Obi-wan.
Anakin and several of the clones go after Plo Koon and Akida Mundie.
As the battle wears on the force keeps getting brighter as everything as it calms down.
Yoda walks in shaking his head. “CLEAN THIS UP YOU ALL WILL!” he bangs his stick on the ground as everyone turns to him. Yoda begins to grumble. “Come in here for dinner I did. See this I did.”