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It was a desperate situation in the USJ. Aizawa Sensei had been greatly injured, and many of the students had nearly been killed. Even All Might's arrival hadn't been enough to quell the fear of the students, though it certainly had helped.
All Might looked at the villains with disdain. He was infuriated, both at the villains, and at himself for being so late. All Might took a deep breath, and said his signature catchphrase, voice radiating fury "Fear not. For I am here!"
Before he could do anything, however, something peculiar occured. A bald man walked up to the villains, yes walked! And stopped. This strange hairless fellow was wearing what looked like a hero costume. It was an entirely yellow jumpsuit with red gloves and boots. On his back, a white cape.
The bizarre bald entity proceeded to clear his throat and ask the villain covered in hands an odd question. "I don't know where I am, but you look kinda creepy. Are you a villain? Cause if you are, I'm gonna need to stop you."
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Shigaraki felt confused. Things had been going well. He had terrorized some children, nearly killed Eraserhead, and was about to sick his Nomu on All Might. Then this bald guy showed up and asked him if he was a villain?! How daft could be that guy be?
Shigaraki's eye twitched as he cleared his throat. "I don't know what a hero wannabe like you is doing here, but murdering you will do wonders for our reputation." "Ah!" The crazy chrome domed character said, "so you are a villain!" They then put their closed fist on their palm, as if they had come to a realization.
Shigaraki clawed at his neck as he glared at the odious obtuse oddity. "You, you're annoying. Nomu, kill him for me."
The Nomu rushed at the strangely dressed bald man and swung a deadly blow. All the hero students who had watched in shock as the shiny headed superhero wannabe chatted up the villains, gasped at the deadly blow swung viciously at his face
The bald man, who looked rather bored, caught the blow in one gloved hand. Before anyone could react, he punched the Nomu.
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A punch should have done nothing to the Nomu. It was a superpowered multiquirked monster designed specially to kill All Might. Yes, a punch should have done nothing.
It was rather surprising then, when the Nomu exploded into messy chunks of flesh and organs. The Nomu's blood showered the battlefield as everyone in the USJ looked on in shock.
"WTF?" Said Shigaraki eloquently.
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Izuku Midoriya was confused. He was also rather traumatized. Not only was the monster that nearly killed Aizawa Sensei dead, it was one shot! How strong was that bald man?!
It seemed that Shigaraki also felt the bald man's strength was confusing. So confusing, in fact, that it caused the man child to start raging. "You cheated! There's no other way Sensei's Nomu could be destroyed!" Shigaraki screeched. "I'll kill you!"
The insane smooth headed individual looked at Shigaraki with boredom. "I don't think you can." He then glared at Shigaraki and said, "now give up, or get punched."
Before Shigaraki could respond, a bullet flew through the air and shot through his hand. The heroes had finally arrived. Kurogiri looked at Shigaraki and said rather hurriedly, "I believe it's best we should leave." Shigaraki glared at the bald man one final time before saying, "I'll kill you next time." He then disappeared through Kurogiri's portal.
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After the heroes made sure the students were safe and cleaned up the USJ, it was time to address the elephant in the room. All Might had told them about the bald man's ridiculous feat of strength, and the heros were curious about the shaved oddity.
The principal of UA walked up to the strange bald man and introduced himself in his typical dramatic fashion. "Am I a mouse? Am I a bear? Am I a dog? All that matters is that I'm the principal!"
The hairless man in a superhero suit picked his nose and flicked a booger out. After that rather gross display, the man looked at Nezu and said, "that's nice and all but what's your name? Mine's Saitama."
Nezu looked rather amused at the man now known as Saitama's reaction to his greeting. "Principle Nezu is what you can call me!" He chirped.
Saitama looked at him and asked, "why are you working with monsters?" Multiple people bristled at Saitama's words. Was he really so discriminatory as to consider people with mutant quirks monsters?
Nezu looked at Saitama, confused. "You mean people with mutant quirks?" Saitama responded with something even more befuddling. "What's a quirk?"