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Of Course Darling

Summary:

Between the normal Hazards of hell and the fact that sometimes his assassin victims fight back, it was only a matter of time before Blitzo would get seriously injured and have to go to the hospital. Stolas performs the courtesy of bringing Blitzo home while he is high off his ass on painkillers, during which time Blitzo accidentally tells Stolas he loves him much to Stolas's elation.

A prompt by Hpdq

Notes:

This is a free prompt I decided to write from the user Hpdq

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"SATAN FUCKING DAMNIT" Barbie snapped, looking at Blitzø.

"Thanks a lot Blitzo, Im out of a job now!" She hissed, making sure to put an emphasis on the O.

Barbie took a moment to analyze the situation, before she had time to think then her brother decided to pipe up about her being clean and trying to grab dinner.

She didn't waste a moment after, her vision turning red, how dare her brother even suggest trying to hang out like normal!

She lunged at him, anger taking over, using her knife she stabbed at him and over while he blocked most of them. Moxxie tried to interfere but got kicked so hard he went through the cabin.

"Barbie please lets just talk!" Blitzø pleaded, body growing weaker as his new wounds intensified.

Barbie refused to say a word and continued to try and beat her brother's body to death. She managed to stab him in his stomach.

He gasped and coughed out a concerning amount of blood. She kicked him into the floor, breaking a rib and making him gasp for air.

She got on her knees and started to attack his face, punch after punch made his face bleed and he was nearly unconscious. Anyone would have been concerned about the bruising but his red skin concealed that much.

Blitzø fought to stay awake and fight back but his arms were failing him, he realized that he had been stabbed twice in his left arm.

Consiousness faded in and out for the Imp taking this brutal attack. He didn't want to fight his sister but he didn't want to allow her to beat him bloody and numb.

 

Moxxie emerged back from the fresh hole in the cabin.

He lunged at Barbie Wire, grabbed her wrist and used her watch fused with Asmodean Crystals to open a portal back to hell.

Moxxie got a grip on his boss' crazy sister and pried her off before shoving her back into hell.

 

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"Millie get the portal open!!" Moxxie yelled, holding Blitzø's unconscious body over his shoulder.

The cross dressed Imp gasped and got the portal back to hell open. She took Blitzø' from Moxxie and carried him bridal style.

They got back to hell and Luna was nowhere to be seen. Probably at a party or something young adults do Moxxie figured.

The couple got into the car, getting Blitzo secured enough to be driven, and booked it straight to the hospital in the sloth ring.

When they got there then their boss was immediately taken on a gurney to emergency surgery, Stolas was called, and they sat in the waiting room filling out a few pages about the injured imp.

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Now, almost 2 days after those events and 4 surgeries later Blitzø was finally given the "Okay" for leaving. He was constantly injected with pain meds every few hours and just got another one a few minutes before he was taken outside. Stolas sat up from the waiting room with a small smile at seeing his favorite Imp being able to leave this place.

"Oh Blitzy! I was so worried and I am so happy that your okay now!" He stood up and walked over.

"Hi your Majesty! He's really high on all the pain meds right now so he's gonna be a little woozy and confused for a bit." Millie explained, grabbing her husband's hand and Blitzø's aswell.

"Ah i see, I could watch over him until he feels okay enough to go home. I have the ideal materials for him in this state." The Prince offered.

"Im not sure if-" Moxxie began but was cut off by Millie. "Well of course you can! Have fun you two!" Millie winked and walked off with a very confused Moxxie.

"Ohhh hey its you!" Blitzø slurred and grabbed Stolas' hand. Stolas blushed and started guiding his crush over to the exit of the hospital.

"Hey where are we going??" He asked when Stolas made the portal. "We are going back to my palace Blitzy, I am going to watch and take care of you until you wish to go home."

Blitzø thought about it for a second, "Okay sounds good!! oooh can we cuddle? I want cuddles!" He demanded in a whiny tone.

"Of course we can darling." Stolas was internally screaming.

They got right into Stolas' room and Blitzø started trying to take his shirt off.

Stolas quickly noticed and got flustered, "Uhm! Blitz.. what are you doing darling?"

Blitzø looked at him like it was the dumbest question ever said. "I'm gettin' undressed dummy. We only come to your room to fuck so im gonna fuck you until your pleased."

Stolas looked a bit sad, "No darling we aren't having sex this time, I invited you here because I wish to take care of you. Not for sex. How about you put your shirt back on and we can cuddle and watch a movie?" He offered.

"No no I gotta fuck you remember? otherwise you wont stick around and I don't wanna loose you so get on the bed and you can bottom tonight." Blitzø said while unzipping his pants.

"Blitzy no that's- I- no. I do not keep you around just to have sexual intercourse. I want you here to do whatever you want and to help you feel better. You are not just my toy darling."

The Imp put his clothes back on with a content sigh. "mmmkay.. can we watch a horsey movie?"

Stolas smiled "Of course, now are you hungry? Thirsty? Would you like anything?" He inquired.

Blitzø hopped onto the bed. "Yes! i wanttt you right now. and i want your cuddles because I really love you and want to be cuddled."

The prince stopped dead in his tracks "W-What was that Blitzø...?" He asked, not daring to get his hopes up just yet.

"You heard me you rich asshole, I want you righttt now because I love you. And I wanna enjoy this time with the one i reaalllyyyy love so come here."

Stolas almost couldnt contain his happiness. Sure his crush was drugged up on medicine but he was just told that he loved him!

"Heyyyyy!! Cmon asshole I said I wanna cuddle!" Blitzø groaned, getting slightly frustrated and making little grabby hands.

Who was Stolas to deny him that? His Imp was adorable and now Blitzø's mask was off for the time being. He could just enjoy their time together without having sex or yelling.

"Alright darling Im coming over right now," Stolas smiled and sat next to the Imp in question, "Better now Blitzy?" He implored in a gentle tone.

Blitzø, in his altered mental state, decided to be ballsy. "mmm nah not yet" He murmered before giving the prince a quick kiss and then snuggling up as the little spoon.

Stolas was heavily caught off guard and his face immediately turned beet red.

"Now its better, play the movie and cuddle me please!"

The prince was very very flustered but managed to turn a horse themed movie on and got comfortable holding his precious 'Blitzy'

Eventually the two fell asleep after a few movies and were tangled up in each other by morning.