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  1. Rec 15

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    “If you’re interested, the shade is 644 Sydney,” Klavier told him, probably just to make conversation. Apollo didn’t tell him that he’d known it was between 644 Sydney and 720 Icone. He didn’t tell him that he’d been driven to the brink of insanity and made the awful mistake of researching Dior the first time he’d seen the case in Klavier’s hand. He didn’t tell him that at this point it was an obsession, and treating every new shade like an investigation was the only way for him to keep his head on straight. 

    In fact, he didn’t tell him anything at all. 

    So Klavier kept wearing lipstick and Apollo kept thinking about it. He’d scroll through the catalogue of products and organize them by color and finish while his mind wandered to what they felt like. Would Klavier’s lips feel different against his own with a velvet finish versus a satiny one? Would they feel all that different bare? Which kind of lipstick would stain his skin the most as Klavier kissed his neck? How many kisses would it take to ruin the most long-lasting, kind?

    He closed his laptop. This had to stop."

    Or, Klavier gets into the habit of wearing lipstick every day and Apollo is really normal about it

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  2. Rec 32

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    Klavier knows he can lie very well. Apollo keeps catching him somehow.

    (And why is his stare so intense?!)

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  3. Rec 34

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    “Back off?” Klavier echoed, incredulous. “What’s that supposed to mean?” Apollo huffed.

    “Dude you were quite literally all over me. I could hardly breathe,” he muttered. Klavier grimaced.

    “Why didn’t you tell me to stop? I promise you, I would’ve,” he returned, looking genuinely ashamed.

    Now that was the million dollar question, wasn’t it? And Apollo, like an idiot, was answering it before he even thought it through.

    “Because I didn’t want you to.”

    Or, Klavier gets drunk at the WAA New Years party and Apollo suffers the consequences

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  4. Rec 40

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    ”Honestly, Herr Forehead, I needed a disguise. Thanks for being a part of it, by the way.” He squeezes his arm a little tighter around Apollo’s shoulders.

    ”How am I a disguise?” Apollo asks, still just this side of bewildered by the whole encounter.

    Klavier swallows, turning his face away. His mouth pulls up for a second, but it doesn’t look happy.

    “Well,” he says quietly, “No one would ever expect me to be seen with you.”

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    In which there are misunderstandings, Apollo’s self-worth issues, and the worst group of human beings on the planet: the paparazzi.

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  5. Rec 30

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    "No, I-" Miles blanches, caught off guard, "I don't know. Wooing feels like a waste of valuable time. Shouldn't the parties involved just... know?"

    Klavier and Apollo are stunned, the latter momentarily forgetting his embarrassment. They stare-slack jawed at Miles.

    "Forgive me, but know what?" Klavier asks tentatively.

    Miles sighs, exasperated, his reserves of patience dwindling fast, "when the time is right, two people will simply know they are in a relationship, naturally." 

    Miles worries he and Phoenix may not be on the same page about their relationship.

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