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It happened on a Wednesday. Leo was together with the rest of the Scaloneta in China for another friendly match. Kun had just returned to Miami from watching the UCL final. He had just started a stream on his twitch, but he didn’t really know what to do.
Except…
"Should we call Leo? What do you think, guys? I think we should, he's with the boys in Peking right now… Yeah, let's call him." Kun looked at the camera, before his eyes snapped back to the chat, as he pulled his phone out of his pocket, scanning over the messages he had missed in the group chat, since he started the stream.
"What's going on now…" he muttered, mostly to himself, "this puta complaining again about the point system in the group chat…"
He didn't notice that his live chat started to explode with questions about what point system and what group chat, while he searched for Leo's contact and pressed "call".
…tuut…tuut…tuut…
"...Hola?" Leo's voice sounded slightly sleepy.
"Ah, Leo, ¿cómo estás?"
"I'm fine, a bit sleepy cause Rodri kept kicking me in his sleep."
Kun snorted. "You could have kicked him out of the bed."
"I could have, yeah, for that hair color alone, but he made it up to me in the morning, when he woke me up with his mouth around…"
"Uhhh Leo?" Kun was frantically trying to stop Leo from finishing this sentence.
"... my dick. But hey, did you see that Kylian started making a fuss in the group chat again?"
"Leo?!",
"...about you preferring lift-ups from la Seleccion? I thought I had made it clear that hugs during training only count when I give you the okay…"
"LEO?!"
"It's not like it matters anymore, now that I left Paris…"
Leo was ranting.
And Kun, normally loved it very much, when his husband dropped his controlled, shy demeanor and started to complain about everything.
It started with the weather in Paris ( "Seriously, we have the end of March and it's freezing…" ) going over the disconnect in the PSG team ( "They blame me for not scoring goals and getting booed by the fans, but they also hold the ball hostage in the midfield, like they want me to pay ransom for passing the ball to me, seriously sometimes I wonder why I even bother playing at all…" ) to 'problems' with his boyfriends ( "You know I love Sese's possessive side, but I swear if he tries to make me wear one of his old Real jerseys, while he fucks me, one more time, I'm going to break into his house and burn them all." ).
And he hadn't expected Leo to be in a ranting mood, when he called him today.
His eyes flicked worried to his chat, which was going crazy again, yelling: What group chat? Why is Kylian in it? And why did Rodri sleep in LEO'S bed, waking Leo up doing WHAT?!? while his brain kinda blue screened and Leo managed to say three more sentences before he found his voice again.
"I swear if he complains one more time, I'll let you start redacting points. And if he continues to throw insults against all Scalonetas I will not let him hug me and lift me up at all, ever again. Even Sese learned that fact…"
"...uhhh Leo?"
"... after I made him sleep on the… yeah, what's wrong Kuni?"
"I think you should stop talking now…"
"... Huh? Why?"
"I'm live… And you're on speaker…"
Leo's eyes probably widened in realization.
"You're live, like on your twitch?
"Yes, Leo, on my twitch. There are about 200.00 people here."
"Shit."
Kun could imagine that Leo was currently blushing like crazy, burying his face in his hands.
"And they heard everything, didn't they?"
"I'm afraid so…"
Leo groaned, before he took a deep, shaky breath.
"And I assume you still haven't taken me off speaker or ended the live?"
"Uhhh no?" Kun was a bit embarrassed too.
"Oh well, too late now… Hello Kun's people!"
The chat was exploding with messages, everyone wanting to know if they heard correctly.
Kun didn’t know what to do, it kind of felt like the walls around him were closing in. He had fucked up his husbands life. Big time.
Fucking hell.
Leo, for all his shy demeanor, seemed to keep his cool way better, in his soothing voice, he usually reserved for their children or young teammates, when they were nervous or in distress.
“Kuni, Sergio, cariño, listen to me, take deep breaths and calm down.”
Kun took a shuddering breath, his heart still feeling like it was about to jump out of his chest. But Leo’s calm voice helped him to snap out of the panic.
“I- Leo, I’m sorry. I-”
“Cariño, Kuni, now please close the stream and then lay down. I’m gonna call Anto and inform the rest of the groupchat. You just try not to panic too much.”
“O-okay.”
“You’re doing great, Kuni.”
With shaking hands Kun closed the stream, before he let out a big sob. He could hear Leo breathe out in a huge sigh.
"Sergio Leonel Agüero-Messi-Roccuzzo calm down, please. It was not your fault. I should have let you speak first. If anything it was my fault.” Leo sounded sternly, but still gentle.
“It’s just… That’s not how the world should have found out.”
“What? You didn’t want to come out by revealing your sex life with, like all of la Seleccion to 200.000 people live on a twitch stream?”
Despite himself Kun let out a sharp laugh.
“No, no, it was literally my dream… Thank you for calming me down, one of us should call Anto and you should talk to.. the rest of your boys.”
Leo sobered up again: “You’re right. Do you wanna call our wife or shall I?”
Kun thought about it for a second. Antonella would not be too happy about this whole thing, but she also knew about Leo’s ranting tendencies; and she loved them both very much.
“I call Anto and you try to do damage control with your boys. We will do a group call with everyone tomorrow morning.”
“Okay. Love you.”
“Love you too, even if you just revealed all of your boyfriends to the whole world.”
The line went dead and Kun let out an even bigger sigh than before.
This day was an absolute disaster. He let himself fall back onto the bed, unlocking his phone once again to call their queen, ignoring the approximately 204823 messages in the groupchat that just got revealed to the world.
Señor Red Card: Care to explain why the whole internet is exploding about Chiquitito wanting to burn my jersey collection, while I have to sleep on the couch?
Anklebiter: Exploded is a bit of an understatement.
Smurf Boy: LIONEL & SERGIO AGÜERO-MESSI-ROCCUZZO WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO!
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO MY JOB WHEN YOU EXPOSE THE WHOLE RELATIONSHIP LIVE ON YOUR STREAM
Pretty Boy: what did they do now? 😅😅😅
Garçon d’Or: i just wanted to know how im supposed to get more points now that leo moves to miami… you didn’t have to out all of us to the whole world…
Smurf Boy: well it was ramos and my sex life that made the news so shut the fuck up.
La Reina de Argentina: I knew this would happen sooner or later… Leo just loves to rant to Kun and I over the phone too much…
Araña: yep. the whole internet died i think…