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Ink has created “Homies”
Ink has added Dream, Swap, and 3 others
Dream: ???
Ink: HEY YALL <3 <3
Dream: Oh no.
Ink: Oh yes (◕‿◕)
Swap: God help us all
Ink: God can’t help you now
Error: Kys
Ink: Ilyt <3
Dream: Who are the other two poor souls you have added here?
Ink: Cross and Bird! :D
Swap: You know Bird??
Ink: I know everyone (:
Cross: This is not what I wanted to wake up to
Swap: It’s 7 in the afternoon???
Cross: And?
Dream: Where’s Bird?
Cross: Probably broke his phone again
Swap: Again?
Dream: He breaks it like five times a month.
Ink: Aw mann, he’s like, the funniest guy here. Besides me ofc ^3^
Error: Your confusing funny for annoying
Ink: Awww Error don’t be so mean, you know you love me <3
Error: Kys
Ink: Dream he’s being mean to me! (╥╯ᗝ╰╥)
Dream: And?
Ink: Why must I always be the punching bag :(
Swap: Cause it’s funny
Cross: And we don’t like you
Ink: Such hurtful words!
Dream: Deserved though.
Ink: What have I done to deserve such cruelness? :c
Dream: Is that a genuine question?
Cross: I have a list
Swap: What haven’t you done?
Ink: Wow everyone is ganging up on me now huh (-̀╯⌓╰-́)
Dream: Did you expect us to just forget about everything you did?
Ink: Well, maybe? C'mon it wasn't that bad
Cross: You completely fucked over the universe
Swap: Hey! What did I say about swearing
Cross: You're a grown ass man
Ink: You really haven’t outgrown that?
Dream: Shut up Ink
Cross: Shut up Ink
Swap: Shut up Ink
Ink: Well damn fuck you too
Swap: Ink
Cross: The feeling is very much mutual
Ink: Congrats Cross you have nominated yourself as my first victim
Cross: Wait what
Ink has changed Cross’s name to, Cow
Cow: …
Swap: Lol
Cow: Why
Ink: Imagine having Bovinophobia, couldn't be me personally
Cross: Bovinophobia?
Dream: It's the fear of cows I believe.
Cow: Aw man fuck you
Swap: Hey!
Ink: Dreams next ^3^
Ink has changed Dreams name to, Old Man
Old Man: Excuse me?
Swap: LMAO
Old Man: I’m not that old..
Ink: Your like, 300 years old
Cow: Wait...really??!
Swap: You didn’t know?
Cow: No?????
Ink: Swap (⚈ᴥ⚈)
Swap: Wait, no
Ink has changed Swaps name to, Blueberry
Blueberry: God why
Cow: HAH
Old Man: Isn’t that an au of you Swap?
Blueberry: I don’t want to talk about it..
Ink: Oh! Almost forgot
Ink has changed Errors name to, Bbg <3
Bbg <3: I despise you
Ink: Ilyt pookie <3 <3
Bbg <3: Kys
Cow: Why is Error even here?
Ink: Cause he loves me ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ
Bbg <3: I'm going to fucking kill you
Blueberry: Error
Bbg <3: Sorry
Ink: Wow, is this how you treat your husband?
Bbg <3: Excuse me?
Old Man: Congrats
Cow: LMAO??
Bbg <3: WE AREN’T MARRIED???
Old Man: Oh
Blueberry: Leave the poor guy alone Ink
Ink: Didn’t he kidnap you?
Old Man: WHAT?!
Blueberry: He is a changed man
Cow: Changed man my ass
Blueberry: Ahem
Cow: Kiss my ass
Blueberry: I will strangle you in your sleep
Ink: Ugh now it’s borringgggggggg (╯´〇`）╯︵ ┻━┻
Old Man: It’s only been 15 minutes??
Ink: I want my bestie here >.<
Blueberry: Who in the multiverse would be friends with you
Ink: Ok first of all, rude, second of all, Bird!
Cow: No way
Ink: Yes way
Cow: I don’t believe that one bit
Ink: And the reason for that is???
Old Man: You are a pain to be around.
Blueberry: You’re very unlikeable
Cow: I have a list
Bbg <3: I can name 100 reasons on the top of my head
Ink: Owch, words can hurt ya’know
Cow: That was our intention
Old Man: Cross, you are needed in the meeting room.
Cow: Did we get another mission?
Old Man: Yes.
Cow: Ugh, alright.
Old Man: Could you get Epic as well on your way, he isn't answering his phone.
Cow: He's here with me, so yes
Ink: Oh? ( ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡° )
Cow: What?
Ink: Does crossy have a man?
Cow: It's nothing like that, and don't call me that
Ink: Sureeee
Old Man: Bird is already here, so no need to worry about tracking him down again.
Ink: Oooh, tell him I said hi!
Old Man: No.
Ink: Aw man, can I come along at least? Like old times
Cow: Fuck no
Blueberry: Cross
Ink: Aw c'mon, It’s like ya’ll don’t trust me or something
Cow: Cause we don’t
Blueberry: Aw man, you’re gonna leave me with this guy?
Old Man: Sorry.
Ink: Stop talking like I ain’t here (≖_≖ )
Blueberry: Talk tomorrow then?
Cow: Sure
Ink: Hello???
Old Man: Bird might be able to join us as well.
Cow: Can we kick out Ink?
Ink: 🗿
Blueberry: I second that
Old Man: I would if I was able to.
Cow: Aw man
Ink: (ㆆ_ㆆ)
Blueberry: Goodbye then
Old Man: Goodbye.
Cow: Cya
Ink:...
Ink: Hellooo??
Ink: Damn, at least your still here Error <3
Bbg <3: Kys