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She's just so...perfect"
"He's just so...perfect"
"What should I do?"
These words were commonplace among those in the Spider-Family. Peter B, Noir, Peni, Porker, Pav, Hobie hell, even Jess had heard it, and it always came from the same two people.
Miles Morales and Gwen Stacy.
They must've listened to these words hundreds of times and no amount of dimension-hopping could help them escape it. So it only made sense to confide in one another with their experiences.
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They had chosen to meet up in Peter B's universe and it was a horrible decision. He may have improved himself and his life but he could never improve how he ate. The glutton was stuffing his face full with Olive Garden breadsticks.
"Oh mey gyod this is sho good"
"Peter Can you please keep your mouth shut when you're eating"
"Itsh Mey bad but I thought youhd be more akshepting-"
"No One can accept how you eat!"
"Fine Fine give me a shec"
Licking his fingers clean he looked around to see disgusted looks all around.
"Ok Ok maybe it's a little disgusting-"
Peni scoffed "yeah, a little"
"Lets just get to the topic at hand!"
Pav interrupted them all clearly excited to talk about the two lovebirds. He stood up with a sparkle in his eyes that could've outshone the sun. Sitting back down he looked around the table to the other Spider People.
"So, who wants to go first?"
A hand raised as Peter Porker volunteered.
"I'll go first"