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Miya has added Ennoshita, Yahaba, Futakuchi, Shirabu, Yamamoto, Akaashi, and Sakusa to Second Gen Captains!
Miya has changed their name to Atsumu!
Atsumu: hey yall~~
Shirabu: first of all no
Shirabu: second of all disgusting
Shirabu: third of all why
Atsumu: because suga suggested it and I thought it was a wonderful idea
Yahaba: I don't trust anything you deem to be a 'good idea'
Futakuchi: who are you and how did you get my number
Atsumu: from the one and only moniwa of course
Yamamoto has changed their name to Tora!
Tora: but why
Atsumu: suga said that we're all going to be captains next year so we should all get along and use this as an opportunity to bond
Atsumu: so all of your setters gave me your numbers
Shirabu: that's what he suggested but that's not what we're going to do
Shirabu: especially not with you in the chat…
Ennoshita: I'm not going through this without Yamaguchi
Ennoshita has added Yamaguchi to Second Gen Captains!
Atsumu: but he's not a captain??
Ennoshita: he's my vice
Ennoshita: my second in command
Ennoshita: my child
Futakuchi has added Terushima to Second Gen Captains!
Terushima: well hello there (intense eyebrow wiggle)
Shirabu: why
Shirabu: let me out
Akaashi: I know sugawara suggested this but I didn't think you'd actually do it…
Terushima: I don't know half the people here
Akaashi: Good
Akaashi: I'd rather you didn't know Yamamoto
Tora: oh are we adding our vice captains?
Tora added Fukunaga to Second Gen Captains!
Fukunaga: hello hello ( 👉 ﾟヮﾟ ) 👉
Tora: hello hello!!!1
Yahaba has added Kyoutani to Second Gen Captains!
Kyoutani: no
Kyoutani has left Second Gen Captains!
Yahaba has added Kyoutani to Second Gen Captains!
Shirabu: Can't tame your dog bitch?
Yahaba: shut your fuck
Atsumu: cmon guys I thought we were past this stage in the setter chat
Yamaguchi: sup bitches
Yahaba: that's so… not like you
Yamaguchi: thank
Atsumu has added Miya to Second Gen Captains!
Atsumu has changed Miya's name to Osamu!
Osamu: I feel like this is a bad idea but I also feel like there's no way I could leave
Sakusa: How did you get my number, Miya?
Atsumu: there's two of us now so call me atsumu
Atsumu: and also from tobio
Sakusa: I should've known.
Shirabu: damn is that proper grammar and punctuation?
Shirabu: not even Yahabitch does that
Yahaba: wow
Yahaba: really original
Yahaba: haven't heard that one before
Yahaba: shirabitch
Shirabu: furry
Yahaba: AM NOT
Shirabu: ARE TO
Akaashi: how about we don't
Shirabu has added Kawanishi to Second Gen Captains!
Kawanishi: but I'm not a cpatina?
Shirabu: awful spelling
Shirabu: you're going to be my vice captain
Kawanishi: I am?
Shirabu:
Shirabu: shit have we not told you yet?
Shirabu: surprise?
Yahaba: wow
Yahaba: aren't you so responsible
Futakuchi has added Yutaka to Second Gen Captains!
Futakuchi: he's like never online tho
Atsumu: any more vice captains?
Sakusa: No, we haven't decided yet.
Akaashi: same
Terushima: no?
Terushima: shit I didn't realize
Terushima: I'll have to talk with Runa later then
Atsumu: great!
Atsumu: let's play a get to know you game!
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7:46 p.m. - Second Gen Captains
Atsumu: alright I know you bitches aren't ignoring me
Atsumu: dudes
Atsumu: pls
Atsumu: I will like
Atsumu: cry
Osamu: alright what do you want
Shirabu: aww
Shirabu: he cares
Osamu: I really don't but I'm the one that has to deal with his if he cries
Osamu: and I don't want to
Atsumu: you do care!
Osamu: as the fuck if
Tora: I think we should play!
Terushima: YEAH
Kyoutani: no
Yahaba: why not
Kyoutani: maybe
Shirabu: sure
Kyoutani: sure
Terushima:
Atsumu:
Futakuchi:
Futakuchi: tf was that
Kyoutani: play the fcuking game
Atsumu:
Atsumu: everyone starts with 5
Atsumu: loser exposes their crush~~~
Atsumu: I'll go first
Atsumu: never have I ever lived in Tokyo
Akaashi: Alright fuck you
Akaashi: 4
Sakusa: 4
Tora: 4
Fukunaga: 4
Akaashi: Never have I ever dyed my hair
Atsumu: fuck you too
Atsumu: 4
Osamu: 4
Terushima 4
Tora: 3
Kyoutani: 4
Osamu: never have I evre been to the all japan youth training camp
Atsumu: fuck you too the sequel
Atsumu: 3
Sakusa: 3
Sakusa: Never have I ever had the surname Miya.
Atsumu: I'm so
Atsumu: hurt
Atsumu: 2
Osamu: yeah omi
Osamu: wtf
Osamu: 3
Shirabu: damn
Shirabu: that was targeted
Shirabu: never have a ever confessed to my crush so badly they got confused and then played it off as practicing lines for a school play that did not exist
Kawanishi: first of all fuck you
Kawanishi: second of all 4
Osamu: LMAO
Osamu: AND I THOUGHT OMI'S WAS TARGETED
Atsumu: LMAOO
Atsumu: who was your crush????
Kawanishi: I'm not telling you
Shirabu: the only first year regular on our team
Kawanishi: fuck you
Atsumu: with the bowl cut??
Atsumu: he's adorable!!
Kawanishi: back off
Kawanishi: bitch
Kawanishi: never have I ever done the hardest entrance exam to join a school just because I was gay for their ace
Shirabu: 4
Shirabu: I'm not ashamed
Shirabu: I'm proud actually
Shirabu: the only person on shiratorizawa's volleyball team who wasn't given a sports scholarship but got in through the entrance exam AND STILL GOT TO BE A REGULAR?
Shirabu: bitch it ain't you
Atsumu: well damn
Yamaguchi: haha
Yamaguchi: kageyama tried the entrance exam
Yamaguchi: and failed
Atsumu: DAMN
Ennoshita: blessing in disguise
Ennoshita: because without him we wouldn't have been able to beat everyone in this groupchat
Ennoshita: sans Sakusa and Akaashi
Atsumu:
Atsumu: that hurted
Shirabu: and I actually thought you were nice
Yahaba: yeah
Yahaba: suga is a fucking liar
Ennoshita: hehe
Ennoshita: never have a ever lost to shiratorizawa
Yahaba:
Yahaba: I'm going to smack sugawara
Yahaba: ennoshita is a sweetheart my ass
Yahaba: 4
Atsumu: we acutally have lmao 1
Atsumu: wait
Osamu: let's get rid of atsumu 2
Atsumu: no pls
Fukunaga: never have I ever not been to nationals
Tora: the fact that it came from you of all people
Yahaba: 3
Kyoutani: 3
Futakuchi: 4
Terushima: that's mean D:
Terushima: 3
Yamamoto: never have I ever been on a team with a second year vice captain
Ennoshita: 4
Yamaguchi: 4
Akaashi: 3
Akaashi: But I was the second year vice captain
Yamaguchi: same
Yamaguchi: you're not special
Akaashi:
Akaashi: I see why you're friends with Tsukishima
Ennoshita: yeah
Ennoshita: yams was such a bully last year lmao
Ennoshita: still kinda is
Osamu has changed Yamaguchi's name to Can I get to the yams!
Can I get to the yams: I'll take it
Yahaba: I feel like too many people think the osamu is the mature twin
Yahaba: they're both so immature
Atsumu: yeah
Atsumu: people think I'm the dumb one too!
Shirabu: aren't you?
Atsumu: bitch no?!
Atsumu: look at samu
Atsumu: there isn't a thought behind those eyes
Atsumu: all he thinks about is food
Atsumu: and I have a higher grade average too
Sakusa: This is such shocking information.
Sakusa: Osamu, I had so much more faith in you.
Osamu: thank
Yahaba: moving on
Yahaba: never have I ever simped for an ace
Shirabu: 3
Shirabu: again not ashamed but I am over it
Kyoutani: 2
Yahaba: he's glaring at me
Yahaba: but we all know it's iwaizumi
Kyoutani: I'm going to tear out your throat
Shirabu: get a room
Tora: never have I ever simped for a setter
Kyoutani:
Kyoutani: 1
Yahaba: holy shit
Atsumu:
Atsumu: I hate this game
Osamu: Atsumu lost
Osamu: tell us your crush
Atsumu: you know what I really don't want to
Shirabu: doesn't kyoutani have to too?
Shirabu: because aoba johsai has lost to shiratorizawa
Kyoutani:
Kyoutani: no
Kyoutani: I've never played against shiratorizawa
Yahaba: yeah he wasn't on the team so :/
Yahaba: anways atsumu
Atsumu: no
Sakusa: Tell us.
Atsumu: why are you suddenly so invested
Sakusa: Because.
Atsumu: will you stop using proper grammar if I do?
Sakusa:
Sakusa: Maybe. Tell us first and I'll think about it.
Atsumu: fine
Atsumu: it's
Atsumu: drumroll please
Osamu: no
Shirabu: hurry the fuck up
Atsumu: BE PATIENT
Atsumu: it's tobio
Sakusa:
Osamu:
Yahaba: I'm going to tell suga
Atsumu: WAIT PLS NO
Atsumu: HE'D KILL ME PLEASE DON'T
Sakusa: my hunch was correct
Shirabu: wow you dropped the grammar fast
Atsumu: you knew?
Sakusa: well you never stopped staring at him during youth camp
Sakusa: and also
Sakusa: you never stopped talking about him when we saw each other at nationals
Osamu: oh yeahhhhh
Osamu: the first thing he said when he got home from the training camp was
Osamu: I MET THIS ADORABLE SETTERKJALKSJDLKJASDLKJ
Atsumu: I did not
Osamu: did to
Atsumu: did not
Osamu: did to
Ennoshita: contrary to popular belief kageyama can be pretty cute sometimes
Can I Get to the Yams: oh yeah like the first time he got to pet a dog without it attacking him
Can I Get to the Yams: happytobs.png
Kyoutani: that's my dog
Yahaba: shit really
Kyoutani: yes
Kyoutani: I took the picture
Osamu: hebrocken.png
Osamu: lmao
Atsumu: ajslakdjaslkdjasldksajdlska
Atsumu: he's so
Atsumu: cutejlaksjdalkj