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1. Long Live The Queen (discontinued, mb yall) by mrbigdickenergy

   Fandoms: Nimona (2023)  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   25 Jul 2023

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Ballister Blackheart | Ballister Boldheart/Ambrosius Goldenloin
   • Ballister Blackheart | Ballister Boldheart & Ambrosius Goldenloin
   • Ballister Blackheart | Ballister Boldheart & Nimona
   • Queen Valerin & Ballister Blackheart | Ballister Boldheart
   • Queen Valerin & Nimona
   • Queen Valerin & Ambrosius Goldenloin
   • Ambrosius Goldenloin & Nimona
   • Otter Nimona Victim Knight/Animal Enthusiast Knight
   • The Director/Hell's Left Asscheek
   • Ballister Blackheart | Ballister Boldheart
   • Ambrosius Goldenloin
   • Nimona
   • Queen Valerin (Nimona)
   • The Director (Nimona)
   • Todd Sureblade
   • Diego the Squire (Nimona)
   • Nate Knight (Nimona)
   • Alamzapam Davis (Nimona)
   • Otter Nimona Victim Knight (Nimona)
   • Animal Enthusiast Knight (Nimona)
   • Major Character Undeath
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • extreme mfing canon divergence
   • BAMF Queen Valerin
   • Enabler Queen Valerin
   • Dramatic Queen Valerin
   • her majesty lives through through sheer force of willpower and utter bullshit
   • this is me somewhat character studying the queen
   • Chaotic Evil Nimona
   • Tired Ballister Blackheart | Ballister Boldheart
   • my man needs a coffee
   • and at least several tequila shots
   • Manipulative Ballister Blackheart | Ballister Boldheart
   • it's all in the eyes
   • ambrosius can testify
   • Sassy Ballister Blackheart | Ballister Boldheart
   • he got it from his momma
   • ambrosius takes a lot of shit in this
   • we bamboozle the man because we love him
   • its a small price to pay for having his head up his arse the entire movie
   • Todd Gets Punched In The Face
   • and more - Freeform
   • The Director Gets Socially Tortured
   • no quick deaths for this mf
   • Ambrosius Goldenloin Has Anxiety
   • and an immense guilt complex
   • Inaccurate Depictions of Amputation and Injury
   • is not my strong suit but i tried :l
   • the amputee commitee has gained one new member
   • Guess who
   • Dysfunctional Family
   • Canon Disabled Character
   • Uncanon Disabled Character
   • Canon Gay Relationship
   • Uncanon Gay Relationship
   • i just live bg characters
   • Lovers to enemies to strangers to lovers
   • Blood and Injury
   • just generic gore :P

   Summary

   "Being framed for the murder of the queen is not a minor grievance!"

   "And so is arm-chopping, Mr. Mopey Face!"

   "Oh, real mature!"

   "Yeah, and you know what else is real mature? Hiding in a rundown turret!" Nimona yelled at his face, then draped herself across the floor, patting it. "No offense to turret, best evil lair I've seen in my one thousand years of existence."

   "One thousand years of—? Nevermind, you know what, I'm not hiding, I'm laying low until the perfect timing comes to confront the Director about this."

   "Really? You're not saying that because you refuse to be wrong?"

   "Yes!"

   "Riiiiight. And that's not the queen knocking on the front door."

   Knockknockknock.

    

   The Queen lives. And she's decided to slay stay.

    

   alternate title: ballster gets to keep his mom figure

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