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Hey, welcome to this crappy trash I called my fanfic, nice meeting you all.
This is my first book so don't expect anything mindblowing. If anything, y'all should expect worse.
Kidding aside, drop your requests in the comments and I'll try to write something about it (if I can, I'm a lazy fvck).
Also, English is not my first language so y'alls should expect a lotㅡ and I mean a LOTㅡ of typos and grammatical errors because I'm stupid like that.
Ships are below, by the way. Don't like it? Then get the fvck out of my story, bruh.
-AkaDou (cuz duh? Enemies to lovers is just- chefs kiss😚👌)
-KokuDou (it's a mix of both^ btw cuz I like to make them simps, plus they're cute)
-KaiGyu (apparently it's a ship now?? Idc, I love them)
-GenMui (the food for my soul😍)
-SaneGiyuu (yeah I ship them cuz once again enemies to lovers trope👌)
-a bit of UzuRen (just because)
-Uzui x His wives (well duh)
-ObaMitsu vs ShinoMitsu (my bi ass is cackling)
-InoTanZen (the reason for my existence😍❤)
-KanaNezu (this ship is so cute, wth)
-mentions of MuYorii (he dead dead anyway)
---no anything dirty for the minors😤
---the others have no ships so can y'all suggest?? Or is there a specific ship y'all want me to add? As long as it's not minorXadult I'm fine with it :)
---demons are not minors >:(
---if y'all want me to change some ships drop your concerns in the comment below
Platonic ships cuz we love them:
-Hantengu & Gyokko (cuz idk their 'ship' name)
-Nezuko & Daki (queens👑)
-Douma & Mitsuri (they would literally fawn over each other, fite me)
-Kokupuffs & Gyomei (aka the babysitters of hashira & kizuki)
-Douma & Rui (as brothers!)
-Akaza & Mui (I just love it??)
I love Douma so much (if you can't already tell) and yeah, he's my fave uppermoon and idc about y'alls opinions if you don't like him. I just have a thing for psychopaths, mk?
Warnings:
- cursing, like a lots, and lots, and LOTS of cursing cuz them a bad bitch
- a lot of simping (mostly donut maker, spidey kokopuffs, snake man and tamayo's dog)
- mama muzan aka momzan
- sexual stuffs/dirty jokes?? I guess you could call it like that
- Uzui ft. His wives shenanigans
- children, just children
- confused (and worried) kagaya ubuyashiki
- lower moons just here for the tea
- enmu being creepy (mostly)
- CHAOS, in capital letters
- me simping for douma (can y'all blame me?)
- rengoku flamin' donuts
- gyomei and kagaya can type normally cuz fanfic logic exist
- screaming (by sanemi and inosuke, your welcome)
- shinobu being a bitch
- giyuu the emo depressed hashira
- apparently the dead came back to life?
- mvp tamayo
- kamaboko squad don't know what's going on but who tf cares
- dysfunctional family
- gay gay homosexual gay
- straight? (#obanaistraightrights)
- gyomei praying for their souls
- kaigaku, daki and douma being suckers for drama
- sibling drama
- zenitsu crying for every damn 5 seconds
- just muzan having 5 brain strokes and 7 heart attacks
- yoriichiphobia
- violence cuz we love them
- mentions of trauma and (a little bit of) phobias
- yes to arson
- kokushibou being done with everything and everyone (except douma)
- canon who? sorry don't know her
- broken fourth wall (goddamnit uzui)
Enjoy, I think?
*yeets myself outta existence*