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    “I now pronounce you husband and husband.” Alfred said cheekily. “You may now kiss the groom.”

    “No.” The pair spoke in unison, their heads snapping to glare at Alfred who only chuckled.

    “That’s too bad.” Alfred pretended to lament, glancing between them with a knowing look that got each of them to look away from the man, not noticing the other doing the same.

    “I want a divorce.” Tim muttered.

    “If you were my husband, I’d poison your coffee.” Jason sneered at the comment.

    “If you were my husband,” Tim looked Jason dead in the eyes. “I’d drink it.”

    “It’s a good thing you’re going to marriage counseling, good heavens.” Alfred said with a shake of his head.

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    Jason and Tim get assigned to a case together and have to go undercover as a married couple to gather the proper evidence, thing is, they don't exactly get along and would rather be paired with anyone else. Survive this case? Please, they'll be lucky to survive each other.

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