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If you ask dazai, he knows this is pure bliss. As a person, who always likes to slack off his duty, finds routines and prioritizing adult responsibilities meaningless, and likes to sleep in, on his work days snuggling close to his short chibbiko of a partner, he thinks this is pure bliss. But as always, his husband doesn't seem to understand his genius point.
Must be the lack of height affecting his brain activities.
"Osamu get off, unlike you, I have works"
Chuuya says but he doesn't push Dazai's octopus like arms when they again wrap around his body, goddamn it, it is already 9 am in the morning, and thanks to his lazy husband he is still in bed. Dazai must have dismissed the alarm again before it even gets the chance to ring, Chuuya sighs.
"Chuuya doesn't love me anymore"
Dazai complains like a spoilt child, face resting in the crook of Chuuya's neck, he can smell the other's shampoo, ugh, silly chibi, must he have to always smell nice? This is not his fault that his tsundere-adorable husband always smells like as if the fragrance is telling him to be always this close.
"Huh?? Yeah right, you deserve it, now let me go, I am already late, detangle your sticky limbs from me!"
Chuuya this time tries, but Dazai still manages to attach all four of his limbs to the shorter.
Chuuya is way stronger than him, he literally can break all of this lanky— shame to be called limbs —arms, but he doesn't want to deal with a giant sized man-child nagging him to carry him all day later, so he doesn't use too much force.
Right then Dazai's sleepy eyes sparkles, Chuuya already knows that's something fishy.
"I'm not one to stick around"
Chuuya looks confusingly at Dazai as the latter sings out.
"One strike and you're out, baby," Dazai holds his hand softly and brings them closer to his lips, "don't care if i sound crazy"
Then he gets up slightly. Chuuya is still looking at him bewildered. Dazai is singing? All of a sudden?
"Oi, what are you planning to do?" Chuuya tries, but blushes nevertheless as his husband kisses his knuckles. It has been two years they have been married, but Chuuya still is not immuned to his fishy husband's antics.
"But you never let me down, no, no" Dazai prays no mind to his partner and continues the lines, his vocals are not bad, Chuuya likes it.
Chuuya gets the hold of the situation, kind of, so he waits, he is already late to start his morning routine, few more minutes won't kill him.
Dazai then attempts to pull Chuuya down with him again, but fails, but he sings, "That's why when the sun's up, I'm staying", Grabbing Chuuya by his waist, "still laying in your bed, singing".
Then much to Chuuya's amusement the fish jumps from the bed and skips on the floor, attempting horrible dancing steps and, "Ohh ohh ohh ohh, got all this time on my hands, might as well cancel our plans yeah" He says.
Chuuya is just whipped as he watches his stupid husband spins around the bed on the floor with disheveled bed hair and all wrinkled baby blue silk pajama. It's so funny and sweet. He can guess the next line.
"I could stay here for a lifetime"
Then the next moment, Chuuya feels his feet touching the cold floor, his one hand in other's, another long hand snaking around his waist, holding him close. Dazai spins him along with him as he pipes:
"So lock the door and throw out the key"
"Can't fight this no more, it's just you and me" This time it is Chuuya, who sings. Two can play the game.
Dazai looks at him amazed, fond smile creeping his lips.
"And there's nothing I, nothing I, I can do"
"I'm stuck with you, stuck with you stuck with you, shitty Dazai"
Dazai beams at the last word, he leans in, to capture the lips of his partner, a soft kiss, then very close to Chuuya's mouth he hums like a suggestion, "So go ahead and drive me insane" Another kiss, "Baby run your mouth, I still wouldn't change-" he doesn't get to finish.
Chuuya pulls him closer, if that's possible, by the collar and closes the distance. This is not heated, but with passion and love, ahh morning kisses, there's always something about morning kisses, morning breath can fuck off. The soft kisses slowly turns into wet kisses and full on makeout session, Dazai feels awake as Chuuya knocks him out with his mouth, '-being stuck with you, stuck with you, stuck with you' rings in the air.
"I'm stuck with you, stuck with you, stuck with you, baby" Chuuya says inbetween the breaths. He kind of forgot he has to get ready as he finally got up from the bed, or more like, he knows he should run for the bathroom now he finally have a chance, but he is only human.
Dazai is always lazy and weird and fishy but today he is something and in a very good mood with suspicious intention, Chuuya should just stay in and be entertain by his clown of a partner. He works hard everyday, goddamn it, he should take a leave for one day as ane-san always tells him to.
Dazai sings, "There's nowhere we need to be no, no no" as if he can already read his partner's mind. He can.
"I'ma get to know you better no- I know you, kinda hope we're here forever" He continues now placing his palm on Chuuya's cheeks. Both flushing embarrassingly.
Taking the cue, Chuuya joins, "There's nobody on these streets if you told me that the world's ending, ain't no other way that I could spend it"
oh oh oh oh
"Got all this time in my hands" Dazai says.
At that Chuuya mutters something like, "As if you are busy any other day anyway, work shy bastard" but then he adds, "I am cancelling my plans"
"I could stay here forever" Dazai tugs Chuuya's shirt.
Then the double black is performing a chorus, "So lock the door and throw out the key"
Chuuya laughes in between, because, he is actually going to skip work? and this is so stupid and funny, and it is not everyday that Dazai wakes up and starts to sing and dance at 9am. But he croons either way, "Can't fight this no more, it's just you and me"
Dazai slyly grins back at him but lets Chuuya sing, "And there's nothing I, nothing I, I can do, I'm stuck with you"
"Chuuya's supposed to repeat two more times"
"Fuck you" Chuuya says but he smiles anyways.
"We can do that too, so go ahead and drive me insane," Like you always do.
"Baby run your mouth, I still wouldn't change being stuck with you"
"I'm stuck with you, stuck with you, stuck with you"
The 'stuck with you' are coming to his throat as 'in love with you' and he knows there's no need to vocalize. Chuuya is looking right into his eyes and Dazai knows he can read him far better than himself. Somehow he always knows what Dazai is thinking, that doesn't change this time either, so tugging a few loose strands behind the older's ear, Dazai sings:
"baby, come take all my time, go on and lose my mind, we got all that we need here tonight"
"It is morning Dazai" Chuuya corrects but still swaying with him. Slow dancing in the honey soft sunlight that is coming from the window of their bedroom.
Dazai Osamu doesn't listen, he just sings today, "I lock the door and throw out the key, Chuuya you can't fight this no more, it's just you and me"
Chuuya well amused, pulls his by the neck, "And there's nothing I, nothing I, I can do, I am stuck with you" stuck with you, stuck with you. He has decided to take the day off afterall.
Dazai breathes slowly as he again leans down to Chuuya, close to his face, "Go ahead and drive me insane, baby run your mouth" He sighs near Chuuya's ear making his shiver, "I still wouldn't change, all these loving you, hating you, wanting you," his lips moving to his earlobes, pressing butterfly kisses, "I'm stuck with you, stuck with you, stuck with you". More ghost pecks run down Chuuya's forehead and then over his eyes, eyelids, does someone kiss eyelashes? Apparently Dazai does.
"You", Dazai's pays no mind as he goes on, "Stuck with you, stuck with you, I love to be stuck with you".
Tiptoeing on his barefoot, Chuuya goes for the mouth, "I, too, love you"