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“No, absolutely not.“ said Prof. Dr. Wynter. “Why am I even arguing with a ghost dinosaur?” Maybe not taking a few days of rest after that palaeontology conference had been a mistake. Usually, cooking never failed to relax him, but today…
“But it’s simply not the same without…”
“No. Not in the Triassic. You know perfectly well bromeliads don’t belong in that period. It’s the kind of scientific scandal I have never wanted to be involved in. I’m shocked and appalled you would ask this of me.” As an afterthought, he added, “And pineapple on pizza is just sick, anyway.”