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1. A Fete Worse Than Death by jessthereckless

   Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/F, F/M
   • Complete Work

   15 Jun 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Crowley
   • Aziraphale
   • Beelzebub (Good Omens)
   • Harriet Dowling
   • Aziraphale Loves Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Ineffable Wives | Female Aziraphale/Female Crowley (Good Omens)
   • inevitable carrot jokes
   • Sequel
   • tremendous lesbians
   • horrible neighbours
   • South Downs Cottage (Good Omens)
   • Nanny Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Crowley is Good With Kids (Good Omens)
   • very frightened vegetables
   • autoerotica
   • insane numbers of pussy jokes
   • jam violence
   • do you want ants?
   • that's how you get ants
   • content warning: transphobia

   Summary

   Happily Ever Afters are not always happily ever after, especially when your neighbours are dicks.

   Sequel to The Lady Gardener. Total fluff, at least for now. Who knows how these things turn out?

   Series

   • Part 2 of The One With the Carrot

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   90,117

   Chapters:

   8/8

   Comments:

   188

   Kudos:

   319

   Bookmarks:

   63

   Hits:

   7,514