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Nile woke when she heard a noise somewhere in the safe house. She sat up and drew her gun.
Andy: "Go back to sleep, Nile."
Nile: "Didn't you hear that noise?"
Andy: "Who didn't?"
Nile: "Why are you so calm?"
Andy: "Because I plan to sleep right now because of what follows after that noise."
Nile: "Uhh, what do you mean?"
Andy sat up in her bed.
Andy: "The noise you heard was Joe. Whenever he feels frisky, he forgets that he has boots on when he pulls down his pants and hits the floor face first."
Nile: "Oh, you mean...."
Andy: "Yeah, and because Joe has been hurt, Nicky will be busy comforting Joe for the next many hours and kissing his ouchies. Their words, not mine. So, ignore them, Nile."
Nile: "How do you ignore them?"
Andy: "With a lot of practice. Night."
Andy laid down again and snored a couple of seconds later, while Nile on the other hand, decided to put on her AirPods and watch a movie in an attempt to ignore the noise coming from the other side of the wall.
