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“I want to go to a nude beach,” Oikawa said, completely unprompted.
“I want you to shut up, but I guess we’re both disappointed,” Iwaizumi responded, giving Oikawa a lazy glare over her sunglasses, but not even bothering to get up from where she was sunbathing.
Suga held up a hand as she cut into the conversation. “Hang on, I think we should hear her out. I kinda like this idea.”
Oikawa rolled her eyes and stretched her arms, sitting up so she could roll over onto her back. “I love you so much Kou-chan, but you’re not invited to the nude beach.”
“What? Why not?”
“Because you’d just stare at boobs and either giggle awkwardly or get so hot you’d try to jump me and Iwa-chan in the sand,” Oikaw a explained nonchalantly, as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.
Suga folded her arms against her chest and frowned. “You make me sound like some sex obsessed horny maniac,” she grumbled.
“I love you Koushi,” Iwaizumi added, “but aren’t you?”
“I mean… maybe, but it’s different!” Suga insisted, throwing her arms up in the air for dramatic effect. “You guys wouldn’t understand because you dated each other before dating me. You don’t know what it’s like going from a virgin loser who gets zero pussy to an absolute Chad who has threesomes with her two smoking hot girlfriends. It changes your brain, like fundamentally and stuff.”
Iwaizumi just rolled her eyes at the response. “You weren’t a virgin before we started dating.”
“Yeah because having drunk sex at a college party with a girl who never texts you back is really impressive,” Suga scoffed, folding her arms and scrunching her nose at the ‘technicalities.’
“I’m just saying.”
“Look,” Oikawa interrupted, “I want to go to a nude beach to get rid of my tan lines, and Kou-chan, you're a pale soul who can’t tan, so there’s no point in bringing you.”
“Ok you bring up a valid point there. But why do you even care? You barely have any tan lines.” Suga pointed out Oikawa's bandeau bikini top and thong bottoms. “The only people who will ever see those tan lines are me and Hajime, and we don’t care.”
Oikawa gasped, dramatically scandalized. “No, because I’LL see them! When I’m admiring myself in the mirror or taking a tasteful nude to send to one of you, or just looking down when I get changed. I’ll see the tan lines and they’ll look ugly. And it’s not like I can use a self tanner because I wear way too much white, I can’t risk having my tan rub off and ruin all my clothes. So the clear answer here is a nude beach.”
“If you want to go to nude beach then fine, but I’m not going,” Iwaizumi told them, bringing the conversation back to the beginning and reclining in her beach chair, pushing her sunglasses up her nose and relaxing.
“What? Why not?”
Oikawa was clearly upset that Iwaizumi wouldn’t go to the nude beach, but it didn’t seem to phase her much. “I don’t want to be naked in front of a bunch of strangers and I don’t want to be the only one with clothes on either. So you’ll have to find someone else to go with you.”
“Really?” Oikawa taunted her, trying to appeal to any side of Iwaizumi’s personality she could appeal to. “You’re fine with some other one of my friends seeing me naked? Just so you don’t have to get naked on the beach?”
“The vast majority of your friends played volleyball with you at some point and they’ve definitely seen you naked in the locker room.”
“Would it kill you to be more jealous though?”
“Or, and just hear me out,” Suga suggested, “how about we don’t convince anyone to get jealous because being chill is kinda a key part of keeping a throuple together. Just saying.”
“Ugh I hate it when you have a point,” Oikawa huffed. Suga giggled at her and tried to assure her that it would probably work out. And sure, Oikawa could have pushed it or just taken Suga to the nude beach, but she let the topic fade out of the conversation, there were always tanning salons after all. Besides, Oikawa only really brought it up to have some fun, the tan lines did bother her but not as much as she led on.
Honestly Oikawa was having a fantastic day.
No one on this whole beach could possibly be having a day that even came close to being as amazing as Oikawa's day. It just wasn’t physically possible.
Iwaizumi and Suga had both agreed to wear the swim suits she chose for them, and ugh they both just looked so hot! Not ONLY because Oikawa had such a good sense of style that she chose swim suits that totally complimented them and were a perfect fit, but the swimsuits definitely helped. She had even gotten them both to wear mostly white so that they would all match, and how adorable is that! Matching with her cute girlfriends is one of life’s greatest treasures in Oikawa’s opinion.
Oikawa needed to start choosing her girlfriends clothes more often because she was just such a genius, she even managed to match their personal styles with the swimsuits too so it looked natural and special and perfect. Iwaizumi’s swimsuit was a sporty bikini top that kinda looked like it wrapped over on one side and had a cute fake tie on the side, and her shorts (which were the perfect length, just short enough to see the bottom of her butt cheeks when she stretched) had a little cut out on the bottom of each side with ties that matched the one on top. Suga’s swimsuit was just adorable. It was an adorable halter bikini top with a cute bow in the front and the bottom had a little bow on either side and ruffles too, and it matched so well with the big sun hat that Oikawa had gotten her too.
Of course Oikawa had dressed herself up too with her strapless bikini top with a fancy clasp in the front and a thong bottom that gave minimal tan lines (like Suga had pointed out) and showed off her gorgeous body (which she caught her girlfriends staring at constantly, which was exactly her goal).
Plus, as she was laying in the sun, Suga was sitting next to her and Oikawa could still smell the remnants of that perfume that made her smell like flowers and sunshine. Oikawa had always worn fancy, expensive perfumes, so always told Suga to take the labels off because Oikawa didn’t want to admit how much she loved the department store scent that Suga had been wearing since college.
There was really only one thing that could make this beach day better, so Oikawa sat up, stretching her arms before she turned and started rummaging around in her bag. The first two things she pulled out were the detachable straps to her bikini top, which she twisted around to put on, because she didn’t really want to flash a bunch of strangers for no reason.
Next she pulled out a volleyball.
“You ladies want to play a little ball? If you guys get all competitive, then I’ll give the winner a kiss~”
Iwaizumi snorted and shook her head but didn’t bother trying to hide her smile. “What do you think we’re gonna do with three people? And without a net?”
“Actually I think I saw a net a little further down the beach, I saw that some high schoolers had congregated around there and were trying to show off to girls, so I didn’t mention it because I didn’t want you guys to totally humiliate them,” Suga admitted. “But it was past the ice cream cart so like maybe if we’re on our way…”
“Well that settles it! Let’s grab our stuff, get Suga a popsicle, and show some teenagers what an Olympic athlete can do.”