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Thursday 2:07 AM
Mikey fucking Way (2:07am): gee
Mikey fucking Way (2:07am): gee
Mikey fucking Way (2:07 am): gee
Mikey fucking Way (2:07am): come home rn mom woke up and saw u snuck out she is mad
g (2:08am): Are you serious
g (2:08am): You were supposed to cover for me
Mikey fucking Way (2:09am): ik ur about to die and whatever but can u bring me home a slushee pls i need a refreshment
g (2:11am): I hate you
Saturday 11:16 AM
frnk-ee (11:16am): imagine a beekeeper but he only keeps one bee
ray toro (11:17am): A friend
Sunday 1:34 PM
g (1:34pm): I didn’t know eggs were this expensive? It’s time to lay my own, I fear
Mikey fucking Way (1:34pm): what are u fucking talking about
frnk-ee (1:34pm): oh so now it’s cool to get high without ur best friend
ray toro (1:34pm): Are you home? Do I need to come over
ray toro (1:36pm): Gee answer
Mikey fucking Way (1:37pm): wait frankie i though u guys were fucking wdym best friend
ray toro (1:38pm): Oh my god
Monday 12:01 PM
frnk-ee (12:01pm): how many seagulls would u have to find in ur house before u would start to get suspicious that someone was putting them there
ray toro (12:03pm): …any at all? Frankie what
ray toro (12:03pm): Are you trying to tell us something
Mikey fucking Way (12:03pm): 1 is an absurd event, 2 has me questioning how they’re getting in. 3 has me assuming intent
frnk-ee (12:37pm): noted 👍
Tuesday 8:12 AM
frnk-ee (8:12am): ugh god every time i move i crunch like popcorn
Tuesday 11:16 AM
ray toro (11:16am): And every time we kiss I swear I could fly
Tuesday 11:58 PM
g (11:58pm): I love u
Mikey fucking Way (11:58pm): if u kill urself istg
Mikey fucking Way (11:59pm): fucking dont
Thursday 3:37 PM
*1 missed call from Mikey fucking Way*
*2 missed calls from Mikey fucking Way*
Mikey fucking Way (3:38pm): gee
*3 missed calls from Mikey fucking Way*
Mikey fucking Way (3:39pm): Gee
*4 missed calls from Mikey fucking Way*
Mikey fucking Way (3:40pm): GIANNA
Mikey fucking Way (3:40pm): answer u thot
Mikey fucking Way (3:40pm): can u pick me up from school
*5 missed calls from Mikey fucking Way*
Mikey fucking Way (3:41pm): im calling mom
g (3:42pm): I’m omw jesus christ
Saturday 1:17 PM
g (1:17pm): Hey you want McDonald’s for lunch
Mikey fucking Way (1:17pm) no
g (1:18pm) I’ll pay asshole
Mikey fucking Way (1:19pm) i dont want it
Saturday 2:11 PM
Mikey fucking Way (2:11pm): wanna get lunch somewhere
g (2:15pm): ???
g (2:15pm): I offered an hour ago and you said no
Mikey fucking Way (2:15pm): okay well now im accepting
g (2:16pm): Dude it’s too late
g (2:16pm): I ate already
Mikey fucking Way (2:17pm): bitch
Sunday 8:21 PM
g (8:21pm): I love you
ray toro (8:28pm): Aw I love you too :)
ray toro (8:28pm): Wait are you okay?
ray toro (8:29pm): Are you at home? Where’s Mikey
ray toro (8:30pm): Gee
Sunday 8:47 PM
g (8:47pm): I love you
frnk-ee (8:49pm): are u drunk
frnk-ee (8:49pm): without me??
frnk-ee (8:50pm): bitch
frnk-ee (8:51pm): i love u too
Sunday 11:54 PM
frnk-ee (11:54pm): wouldn’t it be crazy if we were like
frnk-ee (11:54pm): totally gay and into each other
Monday 11:13 AM
g (11:13am): Now who’s drunk bitch
Monday 7:11 PM
frnk-ee (7:11pm): *Image - 3.1 MB*
Mikey fucking Way (7:11pm): oh my fuck
ray toro (7:12pm): HUH
Mikey fucking Way (7:12pm): wrong chat frankie jfc
frnk-ee (7:12pm): oh whoops lol
ray toro (7:13pm): Frankie delete it i beg
frnk-ee (7:15pm): like u haven’t seen this smokin rack toro
ray toro (7:15pm): THAT IS YOUR PUSSY
g (7:16pm): Frankie when did u start shaving
Mikey fucking Way (7:16pm): who tf are u seducing anyway u fucking slut
Mikey fucking Way (7:16pm): ofc gee responds when it’s about frankie’s fucking vadge
Mikey fucking Way (7:17pm): fucking lesbians smh
ray toro (7:17pm): Hey since you all seem to have forgotten
ray toro (7:17pm): Private messages are a thing
frnk-ee (7:18pm): i waxed actually
frnk-ee (7:18pm): what do u think!! :D
Mikey fucking Way (7:18pm): brb gonna go kms
g (7:20pm): Kind of hot I guess
frnk-ee (7:20pm): kind of
frnk-ee (7:20pm): tf do u mean kind of
ray toro (7:21pm): Oh my god
g (7:21pm): I mean idk
g (7:22pm): I think I prefer natural but
g (7:22pm): It’s your pussy idk
ray toro (7:22pm): OH MY GOD
Mikey fucking Way (7:22pm): ENOUGH
Mikey fucking Way (7:22pm): FUCKING ENOUGH JESUS CHRIST
frnk-ee (7:24pm): wait how do u delete pics
frnk-ee (7:24pm): someone help
frnk-ee (7:24pm): i wanna send one of my asshole
*Mikey fucking Way has left the chat*
*ray toro has left the chat*
g (7:25pm): Oh
frnk-ee (7:25pm): well then
frnk-ee (7:25pm): guess it's just u and me daddy
frnk-ee (7:25pm): ;)
*g has left the chat*
frnk-ee (7:26pm): oh
Wednesday 8:41 PM
frnk-ee (8:41pm): dude not to be tmi but
Mikey fucking Way (8:42pm): here we fucking go
Mikey fucking Way (8:42pm): what. fucking what
frnk-ee (8:42pm): im so horny id let this guy at work eat me out
frnk-ee (8:42pm): like im not even into him
frnk-ee (8:42pm): ovulation is crazy
Mikey fucking Way (8:43pm): ...BABE
Mikey fucking Way (8:43pm): this was so not what i was expecting
Mikey fucking Way (8:43pm): what would chrissy chlapecka say. WHAT WOULD CHRISSY SAY
Mikey fucking Way (8:44pm): don't stoop to that level
Mikey fucking Way (8:44pm): ur hot and gay and futch and fetch and everything that some random male cashier does not deserve
Thursday 12:01 AM
frnk-ee (12:01am): okay comp het era over
frnk-ee (12:01am) im a fucking dyke bro
Mikey fucking Way (12:02am): period