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Aether made Mondstadter fuckers 🤭
Venti: OMG HEYYY BESTIES
Keaya: OMG VENTI MOCHAAA
Venti : KEAYAAAA
Diluc: shut it bard
Keaya: aww Master diluc you say that to your most well paying patron
Diluc: going “ehe” or “can I pay with a song” is not well paying
Venti: 😦
Diluc: Rosaria’s my best paying
Keaya: master diluc im wounded thao
I am not your most well paying?
Diluc: no
Jean: HIIIIII GUYS ITS KLEE I STOLE MASTER JEANS PHONEEEE. 🤪🥰😍😝😜💣💥🧨💥💥💥💥
Albedo: Klee give Jean her phone back that’s not very nice
Aether: personally
Albedo: Stfu you blonde hair TWINK don’t give her any ideas
Keaya: 😍😍😍😍
Venti: WOW keaya put it back into your pants
Jean: KLEE DOESNT KNOW WHAT A TWINK IS?! ALSO WHAT DID MR VENTI MILKSHAKE MEAN?!
Albedo: it’s okay klee you don’t need to know about it because their really dumb
Jean: OKAY BIG BRO ALBEDO
Jean: Hey cuties, I got Jeans phone back from Klee. Keaya. Was supposed to watch her. So I guess he’s getting no dick tonight 🤷♀️
Keaya: WHAT ALBEDO I SWEAR IT WASNT MY TURN
Lisa: Bullshit.
Albedo: keaya your sleeping on the cold ground tonight
Diluc: ha L
Keaya: STFU
Venti: imagine
Mona: I saw you sleeping in a bush and asking for money
Venti: you were doing the same thing.
Mona: touché
Rosaria: wtf
Keaya: OMG ITS MY FAVOURITE LESBIAN 😚😚😚😚
Rosaria: and my least favourite gay
Keaya: I thought you loved me 💔
Albedo: I don’t
Keaya: WAIT ALBEDO LETS TALK
keaya went offline to kiss ass
Diluc: lol
Rosaria: shouldn’t we talk about you too?
Diluc:
Diluc: no
Venti: ROSIE SPILL 🌈✨💅😩🌈✨💅🥰😘🌈✨💅🥰😘
Rosaria: ew
Venti: 😨
Jean: all of you please be quiet I’m watching Albedo beat the shit out of keaya
Diluc: you didn’t invite me?
Jean: I thought you were too busy getting fucked by your two boyfriends
Diluc: .
Venti: MASTER DILUC 😨😨😨😨😨😨 is there room for one more 😏
Diluc: stfu and go die
Aether: lol I’ve rizzed more people ☺️
Diluc: since when?
Aether: … WELL A LOT OF PEOPLE WITH ANEMO VISIONS LIKE ME
Venti: he means Xiao and Xiao and
Aether: stfu right now
Venti: nah ima do my own thing