1 - 20 of 164 Bookmarks

Navigation

List of Bookmarks

  1. Tags
    Summary

    “Now that I am intimately acquainted with your dick, I think we can pull this off,” Kaveh said, faking as much confidence as he could manage. He hoped this was one of the rare instances where Alhaitham would be too blissed out from his orgasm to notice his bravado.

    “I’m surprised you thought you couldn’t pull it off without sucking my dick.” Alhaitham was infuriating. He saw right through Kaveh and didn’t hesitate to insinuate as much.

    After drinking too much, Kaveh wakes up in Alhaitham’s bed and thinks they must have slept together — they didn’t, actually. Unfortunately, now even Kaveh’s mother assumes they’re dating, and who is Kaveh to dissuade her of that notion?

    Cue: Kaveh convincing himself that he needs to know what Alhaitham’s dick is like to fake date him properly.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,225
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    867
    Bookmarks:
    164
    Hits:
    12,628
  2. 19 Dec 2025

    Public Bookmark

  3. 25 Nov 2025

    Public Bookmark

  4. 08 Oct 2025

    Public Bookmark

  5. 26 Aug 2025

    Public Bookmark

  6. 17 Aug 2025

    Public Bookmark

  7. 09 Jul 2025

    Public Bookmark

  8. 08 Jul 2025

    Public Bookmark

  9. 06 Jul 2025

    Public Bookmark

  10. 29 Jun 2025

    Public Bookmark

  11. 08 Jun 2025

    Public Bookmark

  12. 28 May 2025

    Public Bookmark

    Bookmark Notes:
    Work/Series Details

    Drunken Melodrama by xiaomethatass
    Published: 2023-08-15
    Work/Series ID: 49371583

    Relationship Tags:

    Alhaitham/Kaveh (Genshin Impact)

    Work/Series Summary:

    “Now that I am intimately acquainted with your dick, I think we can pull this off,” Kaveh said, faking as much confidence as he could manage. He hoped this was one of the rare instances where Alhaitham would be too blissed out from his orgasm to notice his bravado.

    “I’m surprised you thought you couldn’t pull it off without sucking my dick.” Alhaitham was infuriating. He saw right through Kaveh and didn’t hesitate to insinuate as much.

    After drinking too much, Kaveh wakes up in Alhaitham’s bed and thinks they must have slept together — they didn’t, actually. Unfortunately, now even Kaveh’s mother assumes they’re dating, and who is Kaveh to dissuade her of that notion?

    Cue: Kaveh convincing himself that he needs to know what Alhaitham’s dick is like to fake date him properly.

    (Approximate) Last Read: 2025/05/27

  13. 12 May 2025

    Public Bookmark

  14. 23 Mar 2025

    Public Bookmark

  15. 19 Mar 2025

    Rec

  16. 04 Mar 2025

    Public Bookmark

  17. 03 Mar 2025

    Public Bookmark

  18. 25 Feb 2025

    Public Bookmark

  19. 18 Feb 2025

    Public Bookmark

  20. 18 Jan 2025

    Public Bookmark

Navigation